Mundane Observations Thread
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It makes you think, doesn't it?0
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guilliano wrote:I'm watching a documentary about Joe Simpson and The Eigar
What a coincidence, I've just read a book about the same - 'The Beckoning Silence'. It was ok.0 -
I just killed a little fly0
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There's a little family of baby flies, crying "Wheres mummy..?"0
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There's a little family of chicks going "where's mummy?"
Daddy's there, "Be strong kids, some b@stard ate her for tea".0 -
Just felt peckish..................
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that was a clucking awful pun dcmlite.0
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Yes, I was cock-a-hoop about it................groan. 0
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I think you guys are just winging it now.....
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I hate to peck holes in the puns laid before us but they are fowl.
Back to the topic in hand - bracken is not a native species to this country, neither are rabbits.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0 -
passout wrote:Back to the topic in hand - bracken is not a native species to this country, neither are rabbits.
Indeed - rabbits used to be treated as livestock with people employed to look after them, hence surnames such as Warrener and its variants.
David"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0 -
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Its not stealing if while in your works canteen you realise that there is a pound in credit in a vending machine that you didnt put in there and you get a packet of "flaming hot" monster munch and take the 50p change.0
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Pickled onion monster munch sticks in your teeth.0
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"It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal0
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just thought I would stick my beak in, being a bit of a bird-brain that I am, I'm really just trying to kill two birds with one stone, anyway here's my birds-eye view :
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it`s too far to walk'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0 -
bird jokes are just so last season :roll:0
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still clucking funny though, ok I'll stop warbling now!'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0 -
I think Findus crispy pancakes are due a comeback.0
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Findus crispy pancakes burn the roof of your mouth if you eat them when there piping hot!'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0 -
ahhh...aren't cats lovely?0
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1footedninja wrote:just thought I would stick my beak in, being a bit of a bird-brain that I am, I'm really just trying to kill two birds with one stone, anyway here's my birds-eye view :
What birds spend all their time on their knees?
Birds of prey.
What do you call a very rude bird?
A mockingbird.
Where do birds meet for coffee?
In a nest-cafe.
What do you call a bunch of chickens playing hide-and-seek?
Fowl play.
What language do birds speak?
Pigeon English.
What do you give a sick bird?
Tweetment.
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
He didn't give a hoot.
Why do birds fly south for the winter?
Because it`s too far to walk
Very well done. Some of the WORST that I have ever heard.
I am somewhat of a connoisseur of bad jokes.0 -
When I taught business, I sometimes used to ask my students what is the difference between unlawful and 'illegal'. They came up with some complicated replies but were always most annoyed when I told them the true answer. Unlawful means the law has been broken and 'illegal' is a sick bird. An amusing ice-breaker but a mundane story I'm sure you'll agree. Good night.'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.0
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Here's another bad one then , I have my mate to blame for this one!
What does one ghost say to another when they walk into each other?
Oh! I do a-poltergeist
Let it sink in and you will see how bad it really is
'since the flaming telly's been taken away, we don't even know if the Queen of Englands gone off with the dustman'.
Lizzie Birdsworth, Episode 64, Prisoner Cell Block H.0 -
I said I would be in bed by 10. And now it's 10:26. Better late than never.0
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I watched a programme on BBC4 about Art-Deco last night and it was so relaxing I went to bed and read afterwards. I had meant to watch the following programme about Tolouse Le Trec, but I chose not as I was so relaxed. Don't know what time I fell sleep at but if I do find out I will let you know.0
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These bloody shoes leak! I've been sat in wet shoes since nine o'clock and feel like trench-foot is about to set in.0
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Am I right? IS HotNewGirl always looking at me and smiling at me when I walk past?
Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]0
