Mundane Observations Thread

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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    edited November 2009
    People who let their dog sh!t (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) and don't clean it up should be made to eat it at gunpoint.

    People drop litter (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) should be made to eat it at gunpoint.

    People drop ltheir guts (anywhere other than in their own home/garden) should be made to eat it at....., oh, hang on. I haven't thought this through.

    Sorry, not quite as mundane a comment as I'd have liked.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    Someone stole my road today by half-overtaking and making a dive for the gap between the traffic bumps.

    (More mundane than I'd have wished.)
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  • GiantMike
    GiantMike Posts: 3,139
    1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    GiantMike wrote:
    1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight

    ...there's a Cure for that.
    Cycling weakly
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Tonight was not a good night for sleepy Hedgehogs.
  • deptfordmarmoset
    deptfordmarmoset Posts: 3,118
    GiantMike wrote:
    1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight

    This is not mundane, it's poetry! The commas are exactly like a dripping tap.

    And I've been drinking again....
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  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    GiantMike wrote:
    1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight
    and the tap drips
    drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    bompington wrote:
    GiantMike wrote:
    1015, Saturday night, and the tap, drips, under the striplight
    and the tap drips
    drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip, drip

    and I'm sitting in the kitchen sink...........
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    Tap, dancing, with, Brucie?
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    passout wrote:
    Tap, dancing, with, Brucie?

    At least you didn't double-post that; "you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game" :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    passout wrote:
    Tap, dancing, with, Brucie?

    At least you didn't double-post that; "you don't get anything for a pair, not in this game" :wink:

    David

    Brucie bonus time. :D
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    Am I right? IS HotNewGirl always looking at me and smiling at me when I walk past?

    ...have you checked your flies are done up? :wink:
    Cycling weakly
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I just had bread and butter pudding with custard. It was smashing.
  • CHRISNOIR
    CHRISNOIR Posts: 1,400
    Sorry, that stinks. And I'm in the office. Hope no one comes in during the next five mins...
  • TheTalkingTurboTrainer
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer Posts: 916
    skyd0g wrote:
    TheTalkingTurboTrainer wrote:
    Am I right? IS HotNewGirl always looking at me and smiling at me when I walk past?

    ...have you checked your flies are done up? :wink:

    Fly's up and I'm pretty sure she's looking.

    Can't say I blame her, she's only human :wink:

    The lesbian girl in my team and I are talking about her on the internal messenger in the office. :D
    Vive les All Blacks!!! [:D]
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    I woke up after a smashing dream this morning.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I think home-made steak and kidney pudding is smashing.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    "smashing" is a really under-used word these days. Wonder why?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Porgy wrote:
    "smashing" is a really under-used word these days. Wonder why?

    Don't really know. Its a smashing way to describe something that is ...em, smashing. :D
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    It reminds me of being a kid in the 70s - which was, of course, smashing - in a Keith Chegwin sort of way. :D
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    dmclite wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    "smashing" is a really under-used word these days. Wonder why?

    Don't really know. Its a smashing way to describe something that is ...em, smashing. :D

    Used to be the sales pitch for McVities Jaffa Cakes - "with the smashing Jaffa orangey bit". Dunno if they still use that slogan though.

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • DavidBelcher
    DavidBelcher Posts: 2,684
    Porgy wrote:
    It reminds me of being a kid in the 70s - which was, of course, smashing - in a Keith Chegwin sort of way. :D

    Not to be confused with being smashed in a Keith Chegwin sort of way. :wink:

    David
    "It is not enough merely to win; others must lose." - Gore Vidal
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I saw Keith Chegwin naked on that jungle gameshow he did. Not good.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    DavidBelcher wrote:
    Porgy wrote:
    It reminds me of being a kid in the 70s - which was, of course, smashing - in a Keith Chegwin sort of way. :D

    Not to be confused with being smashed in a Keith Chegwin sort of way. :wink:

    David

    you evil man - you destroy my child-like innocence.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    dmclite wrote:
    I saw Keith Chegwin naked on that jungle gameshow he did. Not good.

    I saw him nearly get run over on Tottenham Court Road a while back - might have been drunk :wink:
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    I remember when Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin got together, as they were on Swapshop together. They also were part of the supergroup, "brown sauce" from the same Tv show. Smashing.
  • Porgy
    Porgy Posts: 4,525
    dmclite wrote:
    I remember when Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin got together, as they were on Swapshop together. They also were part of the supergroup, "brown sauce" from the same Tv show. Smashing.

    no - that was not smashing :evil:
  • shouldbeinbed
    shouldbeinbed Posts: 2,660
    dmclite wrote:
    I remember when Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philbin got together, as they were on Swapshop together. They also were part of the supergroup, "brown sauce" from the same Tv show. Smashing.


    see one, feel one, touch one, win an award.

    The awful things one buries in ones subconscious
  • passout
    passout Posts: 4,425
    As a kid I always thought that Stu Francis could turn a nice phrase:
    I could crush a grape
    I could wrestle an action man
    I could jump off a dolls house
    etc.
    'Happiness serves hardly any other purpose than to make unhappiness possible' Marcel Proust.
  • Mothyman
    Mothyman Posts: 655
    ......there are a lot more mundane posts than profound ones.......

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