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  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    R_T_A wrote:
    I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.

    FC wasn't born of woman - he sprung - like Monkey from an egg on a mountain top.

    His mightyness knows no bounds - I think he's just off on some pro tour or taking a break from being a stunt man or in the SAS or King of Mensa or something.
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • funckchicken
    funckchicken Posts: 93
    'tis at the end of his there name mr machiavelli. it isn't extra, but let's not get bogged down in details dear boy. we are only having a giggle after all.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    funckchicken wrote:
    'tis at the end of his there name mr machiavelli. it isn't extra, but let's not get bogged down in details dear boy. we are only having a giggle after all.


    We are having a SCREAM!

    What is it like to kill a man?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    You're gay69 aren't you...?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    Tell me FC, do you like movies with gladiators in?
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Tell me FC, do you like movies with gladiators in?

    What about the volleyball scene in Top Gun?

    Do you have "Danger Zone" on your ipod?
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Greg T wrote:
    UndercoverElephant wrote:
    Tell me FC, do you like movies with gladiators in?

    What about the volleyball scene in Top Gun?

    Do you have "Danger Zone" on your ipod?

    I have 'Danger Zone' on my ipod... :oops:
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    I have just re-discovered "Panama" by Van Halen....Thanks to the film Superbad, that I highly recommend....no gladiators though.
  • funckchicken
    funckchicken Posts: 93
    if you watch carefully, you will see me waving some of those lollies in my hands and guiding the F15s onto the deck. i was goose's papa for a while, afore he went bye-bye.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    I'm thinking that Chicken Little is someone's majordomo who's come from the Kul-LaT-TEEE! Klub! Dojo of Pain(tm) like a big brother or dad to sort us out.
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

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  • gert_lush
    gert_lush Posts: 634
    i'm bored..so i wrote an scr limmerick :)

    in the morning I do scr
    I admit I don’t ride that far
    its hardly the alps
    but I do get some scalps
    and its more fun than going by car :D

    ....................woohoo its friday
    FCN 8 mainly
    FCN 4 sometimes
  • R_T_A
    R_T_A Posts: 488
    gtvlusso wrote:
    R_T_A wrote:
    I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.



    *Retreats to a safe distance*

    I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)

    Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode. :lol:

    And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.
    Giant Escape R1
    FCN 8
    "Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
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  • UndercoverElephant
    UndercoverElephant Posts: 5,796
    funckchicken wrote:
    if you watch carefully, you will see me waving some of those lollies in my hands and guiding the F15s onto the deck. i was goose's papa for a while, afore he went bye-bye.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8

    Do you and the rest of your elite racing club like to call each other "Iceman" and "Maverick"?
    Sun - Rain - Snow
  • jedster
    jedster Posts: 1,717
    Can I just say that seldom have I seen someone make such an unpromising start to posting here and then turn it around so neatly.

    Chapeau to the chicken fiddler. It turns out that he's not a complete @rse. That's probably the nicest compliment he's had all week.

    :wink:
    J
  • lost_in_thought
    lost_in_thought Posts: 10,563
    Booooo, he doesn't even commute by bike...

    http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... =#15339602

    GET OUT. :wink:
    FCN 7/1
    Viner Maxima, Tifosi CK7, Giant Bowery, Old commuter.
  • Greg T
    Greg T Posts: 3,266
    jedster wrote:
    Can I just say that seldom have I seen someone make such an unpromising start to posting here and then turn it around so neatly.
    :wink:
    J

    I miss him too. I thought he could have taught me so much.

    Mainly about Gladiator films* and how great he is.

    * Top class banter - I'll put that away and use it when no-one's looking
    Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.

    What would Thora Hurd do?
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    What do the assembled masses think about rubbing ice cold beer into once crotch as a method of cooling saddle sores, apart from the constant hunger I now find my 'private' thought time spent worrying about the dragon ride and it's effects on my aging body and wondering which cold product I should next rub onto my lumps :?

    I'm all messed up man.....
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,381
    Well that was a show stopper!
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    Well that was a show stopper!

    It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.

    that should do it...
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • biondino
    biondino Posts: 5,990
    A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?
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  • shoulder_of_orion
    shoulder_of_orion Posts: 529
    biondino wrote:
    A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?

    A mate of mine helped start it off. They raise a fair amoun t of cash for a childrens cancer charity. They do it every year, have done for about 10 years. They ride through the alpes up all the biggies. It's basically a bit of an advertsing Jolly. They end up in Cannes just in time for the (advertising) festival.

    My mate is a pretty talented guy, he has done a book of pinhole photography about it. Some pretty amazing shots from the top on Ventoux etc:

    http://www.rapha.cc/index.php?page=650& ... page%3d650
  • gb155
    gb155 Posts: 2,048
    Scalped a JCB tonight, He was doing about 19mph, I flew past at 24 MPH and made it stick for about 4 miles lol, I was enjoying myself today :D
    On a Mission to lose 20 stone..Get My Life Back

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    July 2011 - 13 Stone 12 Lbs - Cycled 17851 Miles

    http://39stonecyclist.com
    Now the hard work starts.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,381
    itboffin wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    Well that was a show stopper!

    It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.

    that should do it...

    also you have a slightly crutch smelling warm beer :shock:
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Jay dubbleU
    Jay dubbleU Posts: 3,159
    R_T_A wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    R_T_A wrote:
    I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.



    *Retreats to a safe distance*

    I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)

    Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode. :lol:

    And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.

    You're ugly and you're mum dresses you funny (cue banjo duet) 8)
  • funckchicken
    funckchicken Posts: 93
    edited June 2009
    A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?

    tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.

    they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....

    http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html
  • Kieran_Burns
    Kieran_Burns Posts: 9,757
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    WheezyMcChubby wrote:
    Well that was a show stopper!

    It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.

    that should do it...

    also you have a slightly crutch smelling warm beer :shock:

    I was going to say... did you break your leg? I'd take that crutch back to the Hospital - get a clean one!
    Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
    2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
    2011 Trek Madone 4.5
    2012 Felt F65X
    Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    funckchicken wrote:
    A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?

    tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.

    they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....

    http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html

    @CF
    i'm liking you more and more, when you do eventually get around to having sex with another consenting person I'm betting it will be angry love :twisted:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    Jay dubbleU wrote:
    R_T_A wrote:
    gtvlusso wrote:
    R_T_A wrote:
    I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.



    *Retreats to a safe distance*

    I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)

    Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode. :lol:

    And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.

    You're ugly and you're mum dresses you funny (cue banjo duet) 8)

    My mum could beat your mum up, easy.....;-)
  • gtvlusso
    gtvlusso Posts: 5,112
    funckchicken wrote:
    A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?

    tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.

    they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....

    http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html

    LOL, you're such a prized prat....! Enjoy single life!
  • tardington
    tardington Posts: 1,379
    A yi yi yi!

    Very nice all of you. Now can we get back to my excellent scalp of an old woman in cork shoes?

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