Silly commuting racing
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R_T_A wrote:I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.
FC wasn't born of woman - he sprung - like Monkey from an egg on a mountain top.
His mightyness knows no bounds - I think he's just off on some pro tour or taking a break from being a stunt man or in the SAS or King of Mensa or something.Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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'tis at the end of his there name mr machiavelli. it isn't extra, but let's not get bogged down in details dear boy. we are only having a giggle after all.0
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funckchicken wrote:'tis at the end of his there name mr machiavelli. it isn't extra, but let's not get bogged down in details dear boy. we are only having a giggle after all.
We are having a SCREAM!
What is it like to kill a man?Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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You're gay69 aren't you...?Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
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UndercoverElephant wrote:Tell me FC, do you like movies with gladiators in?
What about the volleyball scene in Top Gun?
Do you have "Danger Zone" on your ipod?Fixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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Greg T wrote:UndercoverElephant wrote:Tell me FC, do you like movies with gladiators in?
What about the volleyball scene in Top Gun?
Do you have "Danger Zone" on your ipod?
I have 'Danger Zone' on my ipod... :oops:0 -
I have just re-discovered "Panama" by Van Halen....Thanks to the film Superbad, that I highly recommend....no gladiators though.0
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if you watch carefully, you will see me waving some of those lollies in my hands and guiding the F15s onto the deck. i was goose's papa for a while, afore he went bye-bye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx80 -
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i'm bored..so i wrote an scr limmerick
in the morning I do scr
I admit I don’t ride that far
its hardly the alps
but I do get some scalps
and its more fun than going by car
....................woohoo its fridayFCN 8 mainly
FCN 4 sometimes0 -
gtvlusso wrote:R_T_A wrote:I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.
*Retreats to a safe distance*
I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)
Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode.
And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.Giant Escape R1
FCN 8
"Build a man a fire, and he'll be warm for a day. Set a man on fire, and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."
- Terry Pratchett.0 -
funckchicken wrote:if you watch carefully, you will see me waving some of those lollies in my hands and guiding the F15s onto the deck. i was goose's papa for a while, afore he went bye-bye.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iPYF2p-cGx8
Do you and the rest of your elite racing club like to call each other "Iceman" and "Maverick"?0 -
Booooo, he doesn't even commute by bike...
http://www.bikeradar.com/forum/viewtopi ... =#15339602
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jedster wrote:Can I just say that seldom have I seen someone make such an unpromising start to posting here and then turn it around so neatly.
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I miss him too. I thought he could have taught me so much.
Mainly about Gladiator films* and how great he is.
* Top class banter - I'll put that away and use it when no-one's lookingFixed gear for wet weather / hairy roadie for posing in the sun.
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What do the assembled masses think about rubbing ice cold beer into once crotch as a method of cooling saddle sores, apart from the constant hunger I now find my 'private' thought time spent worrying about the dragon ride and it's effects on my aging body and wondering which cold product I should next rub onto my lumps :?
I'm all messed up man.....Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Well that was a show stopper!“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0
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WheezyMcChubby wrote:Well that was a show stopper!
It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.
that should do it...Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?0
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biondino wrote:A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?
A mate of mine helped start it off. They raise a fair amoun t of cash for a childrens cancer charity. They do it every year, have done for about 10 years. They ride through the alpes up all the biggies. It's basically a bit of an advertsing Jolly. They end up in Cannes just in time for the (advertising) festival.
My mate is a pretty talented guy, he has done a book of pinhole photography about it. Some pretty amazing shots from the top on Ventoux etc:
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Scalped a JCB tonight, He was doing about 19mph, I flew past at 24 MPH and made it stick for about 4 miles lol, I was enjoying myself todayOn a Mission to lose 20 stone..Get My Life Back
December 2007 - 39 Stone 05 Lbs
July 2011 - 13 Stone 12 Lbs - Cycled 17851 Miles
http://39stonecyclist.com
Now the hard work starts.0 -
itboffin wrote:WheezyMcChubby wrote:Well that was a show stopper!
It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.
that should do it...
also you have a slightly crutch smelling warm beer :shock:“New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!0 -
R_T_A wrote:gtvlusso wrote:R_T_A wrote:I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.
*Retreats to a safe distance*
I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)
Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode.
And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.
You're ugly and you're mum dresses you funny (cue banjo duet) 8)0 -
A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?
tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.
they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....
http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html0 -
WheezyMcChubby wrote:itboffin wrote:WheezyMcChubby wrote:Well that was a show stopper!
It worked for a little while then the pain came back, I have a slightly wet beer smelling crutch now :shock: the train journey home is going to be a blast.
that should do it...
also you have a slightly crutch smelling warm beer :shock:
I was going to say... did you break your leg? I'd take that crutch back to the Hospital - get a clean one!Chunky Cyclists need your love too! :-)
2009 Specialized Tricross Sport
2011 Trek Madone 4.5
2012 Felt F65X
Proud CX Pervert and quiet roadie. 12 mile commuter0 -
funckchicken wrote:A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?
tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.
they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....
http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html
@CF
i'm liking you more and more, when you do eventually get around to having sex with another consenting person I'm betting it will be angry love :twisted:Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.0 -
Jay dubbleU wrote:R_T_A wrote:gtvlusso wrote:R_T_A wrote:I've quickly skimmed the last few pages, and I'm actually quite impressed that none of you have lowered yourself to "Your Mum" insults.
*Retreats to a safe distance*
I've shagged your mum, I 'ave....;-)
Your Mum is so fat she has her own postcode.
And Superbad is brilliant. In fact, I may even change my name to McLuvin.
You're ugly and you're mum dresses you funny (cue banjo duet) 8)
My mum could beat your mum up, easy.....;-)0 -
funckchicken wrote:A peloton of 20-30 people wearing good-looking red jerseys with "Fireflies" written on the back in yellow are currently riding through Soho. Any idea what that's all about?
tsk, tsk, now if you'd actually taken your mouth off the bone when we were going out for those couple of years and forsaken eating chicken you might have popped your head up, wiped your chin and discovered what is actually going on in the world of cycling rather than the next set of traffic lights.
they've been around for years and do it for a very worthy cause. all will be revealed here....
http://www.thefirefliesride.com/history/index.html
LOL, you're such a prized prat....! Enjoy single life!0 -
A yi yi yi!
Very nice all of you. Now can we get back to my excellent scalp of an old woman in cork shoes?0