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  • garrynolan
    garrynolan Posts: 560
    Crumbs DM...
    Visit Ireland - all of it! Cycle in Dublin and know fear!!
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  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    The guys call me Mr Touchdown.
  • richclip
    richclip Posts: 19
    Weally Centuwion! I'm supwised to see a man like you wattled by a wabble of wowdy webels!
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    There's that word again; "heavy". Why are things so heavy in the future? Is there a problem with the earth's gravitational pull?
  • dvdfoz
    dvdfoz Posts: 62
    Jay: I dunno dude, that Caitlin chick's nice, but I've seen that Veronica girl doing sh*t for you all the time. I saw her rubbing your back, f**king comes and brings you food. Didn't I see her change your tire once?
    Dante Hicks: Hey-hey, you know, I jacked up the car, all she did was unloosen the nuts and put the tire on.
    Dalston --> Canary Wharf, and all pubs inbetween
  • dvdfoz
    dvdfoz Posts: 62
    Dante Hicks: You hate people!
    Randal Graves: But I love gatherings. Isn't it ironic?
    Dalston --> Canary Wharf, and all pubs inbetween
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    D'Ya lak Dags ?
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    So Martin where you been man?!!

    I flipped out, joined the Army, got farmed out to a CIA sponsored programme. I'm a professional killer!

    Oh.....do you get free dental care with that?
  • secretsquirrell
    secretsquirrell Posts: 10
    "Dude, what does mine say?"
    "Sweet, what does mine say?"
    "Dude, what does mine say?"
    "Sweet, what does mine say?"
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Saigon. Shit... I'm still in f/kin Saigon."
  • Richie63
    Richie63 Posts: 2,132
    Our arrows will blot out the sun.

    Then we shall fight in the shade.
    I'm going to blow the bank on a new build ( within reason ) NOW DONE!!
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  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Well, that's ANOTHER fine mess you me got into!"
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Got ME into...( Sorry, very, very tired. Hard week.)
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    When I was there, I wanted to be here and when I was here all I could think about was getting back into the jungle.......
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    " I GOT NOWHERE LEFT TO GO!" - sob, sob - "nowhere..."
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    MAYO-naise.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    He got a real pretty mouth ain't he?
  • mididoctors3
    mididoctors3 Posts: 76
    its hot today
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Is that a star?"
    "No, It's Ted Danson..."
  • domhnall_dearg
    domhnall_dearg Posts: 401
    Squeal like a piggy boy .
    Who you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Do you like our owl?"
    "Is it artificial?"
    "Of course it is...
    "It must be expensive,"
    " Very."
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Dead or alive, you're coming with me.
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    On Strava.{/url}
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    andy162 wrote:
    So Martin where you been man?!!

    I flipped out, joined the Army, got farmed out to a CIA sponsored programme. I'm a professional killer!

    Oh.....do you get free dental care with that?

    I killed the President of Paraguay with a Fork. How've you been?
  • richclip
    richclip Posts: 19
    I see you like to chew.

    How about you chew......ON MY FIST!
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Senior, we are the Fedrales, you know the Mountain Police."

    "If you're the Police, show us your badges."

    "We ain't got no badges. We don't need no badges. We don't ave to show you no STINKEEEEN BADGES !!!"
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Did you ever lose track of him?
    Well let's see,there was that moment, when I had the train on top of my head...
  • domhnall_dearg
    domhnall_dearg Posts: 401
    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.
    Who you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Domhnall Dearg wrote:
    I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shoot-kickers and Methodists.

    Bzzzt already been done!
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    " I've...seen things YOU people wouldn't understand.
    Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion."
  • ynyswen24
    ynyswen24 Posts: 703
    Are you a Mexi-can or a Mexi-can't?

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