It's too hard...........

ynyswen24

"These cows are very small but those cows are far away..."

holmeboy

“When the spirits are low, when the day appears dark, when work becomes monotonous, when hope hardly seems worth having, just mount a bicycle and go out for a spin down the road, without thought on anything but the ride you are taking.”

holmeboy

“Meet the future; the future mode of transportation for this weary Western world. Now I’m not gonna make a lot of extravagant claims for this little machine. Sure, it’ll change your whole life for the better, but that’s all.”

holmeboy

Ned Flanders: “You were bicycling two abreast?”
Homer Simpson: “I wish. We were bicycling to a lake.”

holmeboy

http://quickrelease.tv/?p=486

holmeboy

http://quickrelease.tv/?p=486

holmeboy

http://quickrelease.tv/?p=486

holmeboy

"That's all folks"

crumbschief

What are you? Where do you come from?
Where am I from? I am... from You.

domhnall_dearg

Are those my feet?

thejesusandsedischain

stop throwing them bloody spears.

stage_fright

The danger? Well, of course. But you are missing a very important point. I think if any of us imagined - really imagined - what it would be like to go into a tree at 150 miles per hour we would probably never get into the cars at all, none of us. So it has always seemed to me that to do something very dangerous requires a certain absence of imagination.

stage_fright

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Number 20, driven by Michael Delaney.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

Heckler1974

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

stop throwing them bloody spears.

Real ones please

Like:

It's a miracle.
If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

raymondo60

holmeboy wrote:

Nice Beaver!

'Thanks - just had it stuffed!"

thejesusandsedischain

Heckler1974 wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

stop throwing them bloody spears.

Real ones please

Like:

It's a miracle.
If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

what do you mean real ones,lyou will be telling me next that jim never said beam me up scottie,

thejesusandsedischain

Heckler1974 wrote:

thejesusandsedischain wrote:

stop throwing them bloody spears.

Real ones please

Like:

It's a miracle.
If it's a miracle, Colour Sergeant, it's a short chamber Boxer Henry point 45 caliber miracle.
And a bayonet, sir, with some guts behind.

what do you mean real ones,lyou will be telling me next that jim never said beam me up scottie,

stage_fright

No, no, I'm alright. OK. I'm not riding for America lady. I tried riding for America. I spent four years of my life working shi**y jobs so I could train and make the Olympic team and ride for my... Look at me! And then some fatasses in Washington started having opinions. The Olympic Committee started having opinions. You, you b*tch, I know you! You started writing your opinions. So we boycott the Olympics. I was in the best shape of my life in the summer of 1980 and I got beat by opinions.

Stewie Griffin

Stage Fright wrote:

Stewie Griffin wrote:

Number 20, driven by Michael Delaney.

Lotta people go through life doing things badly. Racing's important to men who do it well. When you're racing, it's life. Anything that happens before or after is just waiting.

Just thinking that I need to see it with 7.1 surround 8) .

Micheal, I want you to drive flat out. I want Porsche to win Le Mans.

raymondo60

"You have offended my family, and you have offended a Shaolin temple...."

attica

Woke up this morning, one sock too many

stage_fright

Nibbling the earlobe, uhh, kneading the buttocks, and so on and so forth. So we have all these possibilities before we stampede towards the clitoris, Watson.

Heckler1974

The ether was wearing off. The acid was long gone. But the mescaline was running strong. Good mescaline comes on slow. The first hour is all waiting. Then about halfway through the second hour, you start cursing the creep who burned you because nothing's happening. And then - ZANG!

chriskempton

There is a certain je ne sais quoi about a firm young carrot

disquieting_museeuws

What F**KER said that?

Brassknocker

.....exceptional my a$$!

bexley5200

farm yard joke -get off that f**cking trackter

Heckler1974

Who the F*ck are the Knutsons?

crumbschief

What do we do now?
Why don't we just wait here for a little while... see what happens.

Splottboy

"Man....is in the forest."