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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Do you want anything from the shop?
    Cornetto.
  • bompington
    bompington Posts: 7,674
    holmeboy wrote:
    Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.
    My name is Neo
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    Oh, have I got your attention now? Good. 'Cause we're adding a little something to this months sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anyone want to see second prize? Second prize's a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired. You get the picture? You're laughing now?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Up North.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Alright you primitive screwheads, listen up! See this, this is my BOOMSTICK! It's a 12 gauge double-barrelled Remington, S-Mart's top of the line. You can find this in the sporting goods department. That's right, this sweet baby was made in Grand Rapids, Michigan. It retails for about $109.95. It's got a walnut stock, cobalt blue steel and a hair trigger. Shop smart, shop S-Mart...YA GOT THAT!!!


    or


    Well, hello, Mister Fancypants
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • stage_fright
    stage_fright Posts: 218
    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


    Hit it.
    Chocolate makes your clothes shrink
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    It's called a confidence game. Why? Because you give me your confidence? No. Because I give you mine.
  • garryc
    garryc Posts: 203
    Hey, Doolittle, think we'll ever find real intelligent life out there?

    Out where?

    Veil nebula

    Who cares?
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    Why, Mr. Anderson? why do you do it? Why get up? Why keep fighting? Do you believe your fighting for something? For more than your survival? Can you tell me what it is? Do you even know? Is it freedom? Or truth? Perhaps peace? Yes? No? Could it be for love? Illusions, Mr. Anderson. Vararies of perception. The temporary constructs of a feeble human intellect trying desperately to justify an existence that is without meaning or purpose. And all of them as artifical as the Matrix itself, although only a human mind could invent something as insipid as love. You must be able to se ir, Mr. Anderson. You must be able to see it, Mr. Anderson. You must know it by now. You cant win. It's pointless to keep fighting. Why Mr. Anderson, Why? Why do you persist?
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    I knew I should have made a left turn at Albuquerque.
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Heckler1974 wrote:
    We've got Armadillos in our trousers. It's really quite frightening.

    These go to 11
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Bikerbaboon
    Bikerbaboon Posts: 1,017
    "Ah-ah. I know what you're thinking: 'Did he fire six shots, or only five?' Well, to tell you the truth, in all this excitement I kind of lost track myself. But, being as this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world, and would blow your head clean off, you've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do ya, PUNK?"
    Nothing in life can not be improved with either monkeys, pirates or ninjas
    456
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    "That`s a big chicken"!
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    First of the ninth, son, Air cav son, Air mobile.
  • PBo
    PBo Posts: 2,493
    Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin'.
    In what way?
    I dunno... just funny-lookin'.
    Can you be any more specific?
    I couldn't really say... He wasn't circumcised.
  • SteveR_100Milers
    SteveR_100Milers Posts: 5,987
    Stage Fright wrote:
    It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses.


    Hit it.
    :D

    You're gonna look mighty stupid trying to eat corn on the cob with no f****n teeth!
    http://www.pontypoolrcc.co.uk/
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  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    What did you do , divorce him, or get a seperation or what?
    Nah, some guy shot him in the eyes.
    Really?He`s blind?
    Dead.
    Dead?Of course, the bullets go right through...
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Hey buddy, you gotta dead cat in there or what?
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    You`re immature, Fielding.
    How am I immature?
    Well, emotionally, sexually and intellectually.
    Yeah, but in what other ways?
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    I say rise up in the cafeteria and stab them with your plastic forks!
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/
  • stage_fright
    stage_fright Posts: 218
    do you not get it, lads? The Irish are the blacks of Europe. And Dubliners are the blacks of Ireland. And the Northside Dubliners are the blacks of Dublin. So say it once, say it loud: I'm black and I'm proud.
    Chocolate makes your clothes shrink
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    You're not your job. You're not how much money you have in the bank. You're not the car you drive. You're not the contents of your wallet. You're not your f*cking khakis. You're the all-singing, all-dancing crap of the world.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    They train young men to drop fire on people, but they cannot write Fcuk on their airplanes because it is obscene.
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    Greetings, my friend. We are all interested in the future, for that is where you and I are going to spend the rest of our lives. And remember my friend, future events such as these will affect you in the future.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    dmclite wrote:
    They train young men to drop fire on people, but they cannot write Fcuk on their airplanes because it is obscene.

    Was that film your recruitment video?
    :P
    _
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    afx237vi wrote:
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.

    Mos def.
    _
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    He's gimpy like a motherf*ck.
    _
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.

    Mos def.

    In-deed.

    I got the shotgun... you got the briefcase... all in the game though, right?

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