It's too hard...........

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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    edited April 2010
    afx237vi wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.

    Mos def.

    In-deed.

    I got the shotgun... you got the briefcase... all in the game though, right?

    Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn't us.
    _
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Here kitty, kitty, kitty. Meaow. Here Jonesy.
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.

    Mos def.

    In-deed.

    I got the shotgun... you got the briefcase... all in the game though, right?

    Did have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn't us.

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    afx237vi wrote:
    Fool, if it wasn't for my man Sergei here, you and your cousin would both be cadaverous motherf******.

    Mos def.

    In-deed.

    I got the shotgun... you got the briefcase... all in the game though, right?

    Did have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn't us.

    Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeet

    What the f*ck did I do?
    _
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    They train young men to drop fire on people, but they cannot write Fcuk on their airplanes because it is obscene.

    Was that film your recruitment video?


    :P

    Nah, the Falklands war on the news was my recruitment video. Did you read Student Grant in Viz before Uni ? :twisted:
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    dmclite wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    They train young men to drop fire on people, but they cannot write Fcuk on their airplanes because it is obscene.

    Was that film your recruitment video?


    :P

    Nah, the Falklands war on the news was my recruitment video. Did you read Student Grant in Viz before Uni ? :twisted:

    Did you read 8 ace?
    _
  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    A man's got to know his limitations.
  • guilliano
    guilliano Posts: 5,495
    I'm an excellent driver
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/guilliano/
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    Quantas never crash...
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    dmclite wrote:
    They train young men to drop fire on people, but they cannot write Fcuk on their airplanes because it is obscene.

    Was that film your recruitment video?


    :P

    Nah, the Falklands war on the news was my recruitment video. Did you read Student Grant in Viz before Uni ? :twisted:

    Did you read 8 ace?

    Oh yeah, but I used to drink Tip lager from lidl when I was in Germany. It was 33 pfennings a 500ml can and was foul.

    Now where is that old quilt, I have a white feather to send out.......... :D
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    If there's anything around here more important than my ego, I want it caught and shot now!
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    A man no more knows his destiny than a tea leaf knows the history of the East India company.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Oh no, not again
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    What to do if you find yourself stuck with no hope of rescue: Consider yourself lucky that life has been good to you so far. Alternatively, if life hasn't been good to you so far, which given your present circumstances seems more likely, consider yourself lucky that it won't be troubling you much longer.
  • ride_whenever
    ride_whenever Posts: 13,279
    Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think?
    Neeermad
    Carbon 456
    456 lefty
    Pompino
    White Inbred
  • richclip
    richclip Posts: 19
    Holy Hell Son, You're about as much use as a cock flavoured lollipop.
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    richclip wrote:
    Holy Hell Son, You're about as much use as a fool flavoured lollipop.

    You couldn't hit water if you fell out of a boat.
  • richclip
    richclip Posts: 19
    Remember the 5 D's of dodgeball! Dodge, Dive, Dip, Duck and...........Dodge.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    Yeah, biiiig baddaboom.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    "Charley don't surf!"
  • HonestAl
    HonestAl Posts: 406
    He's not the Messiah, he's a very naughty boy!
    "The only absolute statement is that everything is relative" - anon
  • desweller
    desweller Posts: 5,175
    Get Babyface.
    - - - - - - - - - -
    On Strava.{/url}
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    What are you doing Saturday night?
    Commiting suicide.
    How about Friday?
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • desmosedici
    desmosedici Posts: 117
    He was very sickly until he started riding around on that bicycle.

    Yeah... well... now his body's fine, but his mind is gone.
  • essexian
    essexian Posts: 187
    I should do something very extroverted and vengeful to you. Honestly, I'm too tired. So, I think I'll transfer you to the undergrowth department, brackens, more shrubs, that sort of thing... with a 19% cut in salary, backdated to the beginning of time.

    Oh, thank you, sir.

    Yes, well, I am the nice one.
  • essexian
    essexian Posts: 187
    I already told you I don't know anything about any f**king setup; you can torture me all you want.

    Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    essexian wrote:
    I already told you I don't know anything about any f**king setup; you can torture me all you want.

    Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that.

    Brrrrp, had that one already :P
  • skyd0g
    skyd0g Posts: 2,540
    Left turn Clyde.
    Cycling weakly
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    This is Roscoe.P.Coltrane, you gotcha ears on, little buddy ?, Cochoochoochoo.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    a. They got guns..
    b You can get a gun.

    a. They got knives too.
    b. You can get a knife.

    a. But they got blackjacks ( cosh )
    b. You can get a blackjack.

    a. But they got huge muscles.
    b.....You can get a blackjack.

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