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  • Heckler1974
    Heckler1974 Posts: 479
    Alas... how terrible is wisdom when it brings no profit to the wise, Johnny?
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Its a good gun...if it breaks you can throw it at them.
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    What we have here is a failure to communicate.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    What, like, guns that fire shot?
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    Oh, so you want me to talk Goldfinger?

    No, Mr Bond. I want you too...die.
  • antfly
    antfly Posts: 3,276
    I hate to correct you but that should be
    Splottboy wrote:
    Do you expect me to talk ?

    No Mr Bond, I expect you to die.
    Smarter than the average bear.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    OK, OK! When I saw Goldfinger, I was about 11yrs old, at the Monico, Gabalfa, Cardiff.

    Cinema now gone...hair gone...memory going.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    "Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't drive a car, I don't fuck1ng ride in a car, I don't handle money, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as sh1t DON'T FUCK1NG ROLL!"
    Ben

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  • Runoutofgears
    Runoutofgears Posts: 348
    Life...don't talk to me about life
    I ache, therefore I am.
  • Gav888
    Gav888 Posts: 946
    Get to the chopper........
    Cycling never gets any easier, you just go faster - Greg LeMond
  • Anonymous
    Anonymous Posts: 79,667
    Bueller, Bueller.....?
  • Spender45
    Spender45 Posts: 78
    Think you used enough dynamite there, Butch?
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Get me a Geologist
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • andy_f
    andy_f Posts: 474
    Flasheart - Always treat your kite like you treat your women.
    George - What do you mean, take her home at the weekend to meet your mother?
    Flasheart - No, get inside her 5 times a day and take her to heaven and back.
    Blackadder - Now i can see why the suffragette movement wanted the vote.
    Flasheart - Hey, any woman who wants to chain herself to my railings and suffer a jet movement, gets my vote.
    "Let your life rule your job, not your job rule your life"

    Born to ride, forced to work.
  • essexian
    essexian Posts: 187
    Shadows? On me lungs? I’m being eaten away! This is the end of me! Oh god in heaven help me!
  • essexian
    essexian Posts: 187
    I dreamt about you last night - fell out of bed twice!
  • mocev
    mocev Posts: 9
    Eve: "Any last requests Mr. Carew?"
    Wally: "I suppose a f*** is out of the question?"
    Eve: "I'm afraid so.."
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    Iam a Donkey on the Edge!
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    I don't have to tell you things are bad. Everybody knows things are bad. It's a depression. Everybody's out of work or scared of losing their job. The dollar buys a nickel's worth. Banks are going bust. Shopkeepers keep a gun under the counter. Punks are running wild in the street and there's no one anywhere that seems to know what to do with us. No end to it. We know the air is unfit to breathe, our food is unfit to eat, and we sit watching our TVs while some local newscaster tells us that today we had 15 homicides and 63 violent crimes as if that's the way it's supposed to be. We know things are bad. Worse than bad. They're crazy. It's like everything everywhere is going crazy so we don't go out anymore. We sit in a house as slowly the world we're living in is getting smaller and all we say is, "Please, at least leave us alone in our living rooms. Let me have my toaster, and TV, and my steel belted radials and I won't say anything." Well I'm not going to leave you alone. I want you to get mad. I don't want you to protest. I don't want you to riot. I don't want you to write to your congressman because I wouldn't know what to tell you to write. I don't know what to do about the depression and the inflation and the Russians and the crying in the streets. All I know is first you've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm a human being. God Dammit, my life has value." So, I want you to get up now. I want all of you to get up out of your chairs. I want you to get up right now and go to the window, open it, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell, and I'm not going to take this anymore!" I want you to get up right now. Get up. Go to your windows, open your windows, and stick your head out, and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Things have got to change my friends. You've got to get mad. You've got to say, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!" Then we'll figure out what to do about the depression and the inflation and the oil crisis. But first get up out of your chairs, open your window, stick your head out and yell, "I'm as mad as hell and I'm not going to take this anymore!"
  • Nuggs
    Nuggs Posts: 1,804
    Check out the big brain on Brad.
  • joshtp
    joshtp Posts: 3,966
    thats what she said
    I like bikes and stuff
  • Stewie Griffin
    Stewie Griffin Posts: 4,330
    Number 20, driven by Michael Delaney.
  • clanton
    clanton Posts: 1,289
    You've done a man's work sir!
  • iain_j
    iain_j Posts: 1,941
    You know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible c*nt... me.
  • domhnall_dearg
    domhnall_dearg Posts: 401
    What's for breakfast mother? Maggots on toast?
    Who you gonna believe? Me or your own eyes?
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    "Precious, precious, precious!" Gollum cried. "My Precious! O my Precious!"
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    "Look to my coming, at first light, on the fifth day. At dawn, look to the East."
  • holmeboy
    holmeboy Posts: 674
    Go on go on go on go on go on go on go on go on ..........,,,,,
  • stonehouse
    stonehouse Posts: 222
    My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father...... Prepare to die
    www.ciclobyron.com

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