It's too hard...........

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  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    edited April 2010
    Splottboy wrote:
    " I've...seen things YOU people wouldn't understand.
    Attack ships on fire, off the shoulder of Orion."

    No, no & nay lad! It's "believe" not "understand"...

    One of the finest films ever & one of the best quotey bits.
    T'was ad-libbed too.

    ....all those moments will be lost, in time, like tears in the rain.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Look! We're not worried about the German army, we've got enough troubles of our own. To the right General Patton, to the left the British Army, to the rear our own goddamn artillery, and besides all that it's raining. And the only good thing to say about the weather: it keeps our air corps from blowing us all to Hell because its too lousy to fly, versteh?
  • andy162
    andy162 Posts: 634
    Chuck Norris version....

    You've got sh1t on your shoes & I'm the shoe shine boy!


    Paul Calf version....

    You've got sh1t shoes on. Ya sh1tty shoed b@stard!
  • glauciaregina9
    glauciaregina9 Posts: 259
    Gary Johnston: OK, a limosine that can fly. Now I have seen everything.

    Spottswoode: Really? Have you seen a man eat his own head?

    Gary Johnston: No.

    Spottswoode: So then, you haven't seen everything
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  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Wax on.

























    ...
















    Wax off.
  • Splottboy
    Splottboy Posts: 3,695
    If I only had a Brain...

    A heart...

    A home...

    The nerve !
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    "I love you"

    "I know"
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Clatto Verata Nnnn Necktie ,Neckturn , Nickel It's an n word, it's definitely an n word! Clatto Verata Nnnnn (starts coughing)
  • richclip
    richclip Posts: 19
    Dr Evil! Can I paint his yoohoo gold? It's kinda my thing y'know.

    How about NO, you crazy Dutch Basterd!
  • z0rT10ok
    z0rT10ok Posts: 23
    If I remember correctly this was in '91 during Glasgow's time as the European city of culture, it made all the papers...

    Scottish woman on a street corner giving her kid a slap for A minor transgression...

    German lady: "In Germany we do not beat our children"

    Scottish lady: "No? Well in Scotland we don't gas Jews, now f-ck off..."

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