It's too hard...........

iain_j

Winston: Charles, why have we got that cage?
Charles: Uh, security.
Winston: That's right, that's right, security. So what's the point in having it if we're not goin' fcking use it?
Charles: Well, I would've used it but this is Willie and Willie lives here.
Winston: Yes, but you didn't know it was Willie until you opened the door, did you?
Willie: Chill, Winston, it's me. Charlie knows it's me. What's the problem?
Winston: The problem, Willie, is that Charles and yourself are not the quickest of cats at the best of times. So just do as I say and keep *the fcking cage locked!* What is that?
Willie: That's Gloria.
Winston: Yes I know that's Gloria, what's that?
Willie: Fertilizer.
Winston: You went out six hours ago to buy a money counter and you come back with a semi-conscious Gloria and a bag of fertilizer. Alarm bells are ringing, Willie.
Willie: We need fertilizer Winston.
Winston: Mmmhmm. We also need a money counter. This money's got to be out by Thursday, I'm b*ggered if I'm gonna count it. Just make sure if you do need to buy sodding fertilizer you could be a bit more subtle.
Willie: What do you mean?
Winston: We grow copious amounts of ganja, yah? And you're carrying a wasted girl and a bag of fertilizer. You don't look like your average horti-fcking- culturalist! That's what I mean Willie.

Nuggs

All right, this chick is TOAST. Okay; sticks?

holmeboy

Operator! Give me the number for 911!

holmeboy

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

holmeboy

Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love!

holmeboy

Just because I don't care doesn't mean I don't understand.

ravey1981

I don't know what we're shouting about!

holmeboy

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman.

holmeboy

Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.

holmeboy

Well, it's 1 a.m. Better go home and spend some quality time with the kids.

holmeboy

Maybe, just once, someone will call me 'Sir' without adding, 'You're making a scene.'

holmeboy

Marge, don't discourage the boy! Weaseling out of things is important to learn. It's what separates us from the animals! Except the weasel.

holmeboy

Doughnuts. Is there anything they can't do?

desweller

You're the doc, doc.

holmeboy

You know, boys, a nuclear reactor is a lot like a woman. You just have to read the manual and press the right buttons.

holmeboy

Lisa, if you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way.

holmeboy

"that's all folks"


"and I mean that most sincerly, I really do!"

tonyw43

Such obscene finger gestures from such a pristine girl.

guilliano

It's worse than that, he's dead Jim

a_n_t

The greatest trick the Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist

Stewie Griffin

Heres twenty quid. Buy yourselves a big can of sticky-sticky, and feck off to Noddyland.

ynyswen24

Infamy! Infamy! They've all got in in for me...

Flasheart

I have come here to chew bubblegum and kick ass... and I'm all out of bubblegum.

markyboy2005

Those aren't Pillows...!

See the Bears game last night...Helluva game...

markyboy2005

Boats 'n hoes

markyboy2005

No, sir, I have no experience but I'm a big fan of money. I like it, I use it, I have a little. I keep it in a jar on top of my refrigerator. I'd like to put more in that jar. That's where you come in.

holmeboy

Do you hear that, Mr. Anderson? That is the sound of inevitability.

Anonymous

Your'e all going to die.

attica

The horror, the horror

Gav888

88 miles per hour...