It's too hard...........

dvdfoz

I demand to have some booze

attica

I love you June, you're life and I'm leaving you

rick_chasey

Sometimes I doubt your committment to Sparkle Motion.

Heckler1974

Well, we've never done this before. But seeing as it's special circumstances and all, he says I can knock a hundred dollars off that Trucoat.

desmosedici

It's not my goddamn planet. Understand, monkey boy?

attica

"I'm the Dude. So that's what you call me. You know, that or, uh, His Dudeness, or uh, Duder, or El Duderino if you're not into the whole brevity thing"

andy_f

"Nobody's perfect"

stonehouse

I'll nod and pretend I know what's going on.

Stewie Griffin

Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

funkeypunk

Listen... do you smell something?

Nuggs

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.

ynyswen24

"Rosebud!"

holmeboy

"Remember, all I'm offering is the truth. Nothing more."

holmeboy

Flash, Flash, I love you, but we only have fourteen hours to save the Earth!

skyd0g

They call it a "Royale with Cheese".

Barrie_G

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tanhauser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain.

LangerDan

I want rustlers, cut throats, murderers, bounty hunters, desperados, mugs, pugs, thugs, nitwits, halfwits, dimwits, vipers, snipers, con men, Indian agents, Mexican bandits, muggers, buggerers, bushwhackers, hornswogglers, horse thieves, bull dykes, train robbers, bank robbers, ass-kickers, shit-kickers and Methodists.

rick_chasey

Nuggs wrote:

This is my rifle. There are many like it but this one is mine. My rifle is my best friend. It is my life. I must master it as I must master my life. Without me, my rifle is useless. Without my rifle I am useless. I must fire my rifle true. I must shoot straighter than my enemy, who is trying to kill me. I must shoot him before he shoots me. I will. Before God I swear this creed: my rifle and myself are defenders of my country, we are the masters of my enemy, we are the saviors of my life. So be it, until there is no enemy, but peace.

I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

attica

I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of three little people don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. Someday you'll understand that.

Now, now...

Here's looking at you kid.

Splottboy

Chico " What's thata bit of the contract?"

Groucho "You don't to worry about that. It just say's that if any party of the contract is mentally inferm, the contract is void. It's called the "Sanity Clause."

Chico "Well you can't foola me, there's no such person as Sanity Clause.."

Heckler1974

Don't be so gloomy. After all it's not that awful. Like the fella says, in Italy for 30 years under the Borgias they had warfare, terror, murder, and bloodshed, but they produced Michelangelo, Leonardo da Vinci, and the Renaissance. In Switzerland they had brotherly love - they had 500 years of democracy and peace, and what did that produce? The cuckoo clock.

skyd0g

But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

rick_chasey

skyd0g wrote:

But apart from the sanitation, the medicine, education, wine, public order, irrigation, roads, the fresh-water system, and public health, what have the Romans ever done for us?

I once got a taxi from Rome airport to the hotel.

iain_j

Nobody tells me sh!t. You can torture me all you want.


Torture you? That's a good idea. I like that one.

Heckler1974

Have you ever seen blood in the moonlight Will? It appears quite black.

Flasheart

God hates me.....
Hate him back, it works for me

bobpzero

KAFFEE: I want the truth.

JESSEP: You can't handle the truth!

crumbschief

ALARM!

iain_j

There is one more thing. It's been emotional.

iain_j

A minute ago this was the safest job in the world. Now it's turning into a bad day in Bosnia.