RVV 2022 - May contain *Spoilers*

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  • joeyhalloran
    joeyhalloran Posts: 1,080
    andyrr said:
    That is an insane withdrawal rate! Strongest withdrawal field in racing history
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Fine with either and thankyou very much!
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253

    andyrr said:
    That is an insane withdrawal rate! Strongest withdrawal field in racing history

    The 2006 Tour de France was pretty strong
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726

    Fine with either and happy to add spoilers to the title.

    If you can do that I’ll just add the maps and technical stuff here.

    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,475
    I'll be flying to Mallorca tomorrow. Was supposed to be riding, but unfortunately crash + shoulder surgery. Will be taking a laptop for GCN+, but if anyone happens to be there in the next 10 days and wants to say hi, let me know. I'll be in Alcudia with friends and would be open to also going to a bar to watch the race if anyone has any recommendations.
    We booked a nice Villa for 8 in Alcudia and could host as well if any of you lot want to drop in.
    PTP Champion 2019, 2022 & 2023
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,165
    Shame about van Aert, Alaphillippe and Girmay, but I guess we still have 5 previous winners, plus this year's Milan-Sanremo and Strade Bianche champions (plus last year's Brabantse Pijl winner) to make a race of it.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    106th Ronde van Vlaanderen - Antwerp › Oudenaarde - 272.5kms. Sunday, April 3rd.
    After two restricted editions the Belgian crowds will be back. The Tour of Flanders sets off from Antwerp on it's 273km journey and the riders get a first taste of cobbles after roughly 100 kilometres.







    Climbs:

    1. Oude Kwaremont (136 km) [2200 m; 4%]
    2. Kortekeer (126 km) [1260 m; 6.4%]
    3. Achterberg (119,2) [1500 m; 4.4%]
    4. Wolvenberg (114 km) [650 m; 7.9%]
    5. Molenberg (102 km) [460 m; 7%]
    6. Marlboroughstraat (98 km) [2040 m; 3%]
    7. Berendries (94 km) [940 m; 7%]
    8. Valkenberg (88 km) [550 m; 8.2%]
    9. Berg Ten Houte (76 km) [1100 m; 6%]
    10. Kanarieberg (71 km) [1000 m; 7.7%]
    11. Oude Kwaremont (55 km) [2200 m; 4%]
    12. Paterberg (51 km) [360 m; 12.9%]
    13. Koppenberg (45 km) [600 m; 11.6%]
    14. Steenbeekdries (39 km) [700 m; 5.3%]
    15. Taaienberg (37 km) [530 m; 6.6%]
    16. Kruisberg-Hotond (26.5 km) [2500 m; 5%]
    17. Oude Kwaremont (16.7 km) [2200 m; 4%]
    18. Paterberg (13.3 km) [360 m; 12.9%]

    Flat cobbled sectors:

    Lippenhovestraat (169 km)
    Paddestraat (167 km)
    Holleweg (117 km)
    Kerkgate (111 km)
    Jagerij (108 km)
    Mariaborrestraat (41 km)
    Stationsberg (39 km)

    Top competitors

    POGAČAR Tadej
    VAN AERT Wout***
    MOHORIČ Matej
    PHILIPSEN Jasper
    VAN DER POEL Mathieu
    LAPORTE Christophe
    KÜNG Stefan
    MATTHEWS Michael
    STUYVEN Jasper
    ASGREEN Kasper
    PIDCOCK Tom
    WELLENS Tim
    PEDERSEN Mads
    BENOOT Tiesj
    KRISTOFF Alexander

    Men's race starts at 9am and is expected to finish around 3.45pm BST. Live coverage starts at 8.45am on GCN/Eurosport player. Eurosport on tv starts at 10-00am.
    Women's race starts at 12.25pm and is expected to finish at 4.45pm ish, with coverage from 2.00pm on. (I am sure you will all be switching over from the men's race at this point...)

    Last year:






    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    All looks mega - thankyou very much!
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • r0bh
    r0bh Posts: 2,438
    WvA has covid - he is out
  • gweeds
    gweeds Posts: 2,613
    Balls.
    Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,698
    What's Pog like in the cold?
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • m.r.m.
    m.r.m. Posts: 3,475
    edited April 2022
    Very good. He smashed everyone in the Tour stage 8 on a cold and wet day up the Col de Romme & the Colombiere. He said afterwards that he likes the cold.
    PTP Champion 2019, 2022 & 2023
  • gsk82
    gsk82 Posts: 3,601
    m.r.m. said:

    Very good. He smashed everyone in the Tour stage 8 on a cold and wet day up the Col de Romme & the Colombiere. He said afterwards that he likes the cold.

    And there was that day in Tirreno Adriatico last year when he nearly chased down MvdP. I'd tip him to beat MvdP in a sprint if it's cold on Sunday.
    "Unfortunately these days a lot of people don’t understand the real quality of a bike" Ernesto Colnago
  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 75,661
    He looked like he was having fun on the snowy recce
  • It was very cold in TA this year on the stage he won by a mile
  • joeyhalloran
    joeyhalloran Posts: 1,080
    I think Pog goes better in the cold the MVdP does over a long race.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,436
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655
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  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    I was wondering…..
    That lot would kill me.
    A big bottle of TK, Westie dubbel and a Duvel.
    If I manage that without drooling, I would be surprised.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    edited April 2022
    Fark me.
    I don’t know what the situation is with Rob Hatch, but he’s nowhere to be found atm.

    Yes folks, it’s going to Kirby crucifying yet another Classic.
    McEwen, Blythe and Lloyd will be the co commentary back up.

    The news has pretty much ruined my super Sunday.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    I was wondering…..
    That lot would kill me.
    A big bottle of TK, Westie dubbel and a Duvel.
    If I manage that without drooling, I would be surprised.
    It's an all-day session, 6 or 7 hrs with the women's race included, and accompanied by a shed load of cheese, snacks and charcuterie for grazing 🧀🍖🍺🤤
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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655

    I was wondering…..
    That lot would kill me.
    A big bottle of TK, Westie dubbel and a Duvel.
    If I manage that without drooling, I would be surprised.
    It's an all-day session, 6 or 7 hrs with the women's race included, and accompanied by a shed load of cheese, snacks and charcuterie for grazing 🧀🍖🍺🤤
    Race fueling...
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,253
    edited April 2022
    My teams have been announced.

    Team Beers go with: Kwak, Orval, McChouffre, La Trappe Quad, La Trappe White, Straffe Hendrick, Duchesse Bourgogne.

    Team Food pick: Ardennes Pate, Serrano ham, Comte, Manchego, Rochefort, Black Bomber, Gouda, stuffed peppers/olives

    Usual Team Beer leader Tripel Karmeliet is over-raced but expects to return for Roubaix
    Twitter: @RichN95
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    RichN95. said:

    My teams have been announced.

    Team Beers go with: Kwak, Orval, McChouffre, La Trappe Quad, La Trappe White, Straffe Hendrick, Duchesse Bourgogne.

    Team Food pick: Ardennes Pate, Serrano ham, Comte, Manchego, Rochefort, Black Bomber, Gouda, stuffed peppers/olives

    Usual Team Beer leader Tripel Karmeliet is over-raced but expects to return for Roubaix

    You can't beat cheese and Kwakers. :D
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,655
    RichN95. said:

    My teams have been announced.

    Team Beers go with: Kwak, Orval, McChouffre, La Trappe Quad, La Trappe White, Straffe Hendrick, Duchesse Bourgogne.

    Team Food pick: Ardennes Pate, Serrano ham, Comte, Manchego, Rochefort, Black Bomber, Gouda, stuffed peppers/olives

    Usual Team Beer leader Tripel Karmeliet is over-raced but expects to return for Roubaix

    Two strong teams there.
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  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,435
    I've got a big bottle of Cantillon that I was going to drink at Christmas but I had food poisoning.

    Think there's a Christmas Gouden Carolus knocking about too...
  • Fark me.
    I don’t know what the situation is with Rob Hatch, but he’s nowhere to be found atm.

    Yes folks, it’s going to Kirby crucifying yet another Classic.
    McEwen, Blythe and Lloyd will be the co commentary back up.

    The news has pretty much ruined my super Sunday.

    Brace yourself…..there is a world outside GCN/Eurosport.
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249

    Fark me.
    I don’t know what the situation is with Rob Hatch, but he’s nowhere to be found atm.

    Yes folks, it’s going to Kirby crucifying yet another Classic.
    McEwen, Blythe and Lloyd will be the co commentary back up.

    The news has pretty much ruined my super Sunday.

    Brace yourself…..there is a world outside GCN/Eurosport.
    Not here in Thailand there isn't. Hopefully, Kirby and McEwen will take the start and leave the finale to the infinitely superior Blythe and Lloyd.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726

    Fark me.
    I don’t know what the situation is with Rob Hatch, but he’s nowhere to be found atm.

    Yes folks, it’s going to Kirby crucifying yet another Classic.
    McEwen, Blythe and Lloyd will be the co commentary back up.

    The news has pretty much ruined my super Sunday.

    Brace yourself…..there is a world outside GCN/Eurosport.
    I know and for may years, I used to live there. It's called Sporza.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,726
    Here are some nice profiles of the main helligen, as they appear, at the pointy end of the race.















    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.