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  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,108

    Why are the multi events rated higher than the events where you actually have to be the best at something?

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  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    Slightly off topic, I was wondering where are they going to hold the track cycling for the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham as they picked it up late on so don't have new venues. Turns out it will be at the Olympic velodrome in London. Then again the 'Tokyo' velodrome was hundreds of miles from Tokyo. I guess it makes sense for sustainability reasons to use suitable existing facilities within a sensible distance of the host city (I'm not convinced Tahiti falls into that category for Paris though!).
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,717
    Not when they have something half decent already

    (SW, Biarritz n that...)
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  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,692
    ddraver said:

    Not when they have something half decent already

    (SW, Biarritz n that...)

    There are some really good waves in France - Hossegor for instance - but the chances of them providing competition level swell in July are extremely low. You need a decent size low pressure mid Atlantic that isn't simultaneously bringing a load of wind to the beach.
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    edited August 2021
    Find it weird so many put the marathon in as top of the top tier. It's about the only athletics event where you can argue the Olympics aren't the pinnacle.

    I'd say all athletics events except marathon, race walk, 400m hurdles and triple jump would rate as high as you can go.

    And Yulimar Rojas in the triple jump this time was amazing. Absolutely phenomenal.
  • Maybe the best way to rank the athletics events would be by looking at which races always top and tail major championships?
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  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    edited August 2021

    Maybe the best way to rank the athletics events would be by looking at which races always top and tail major championships?

    Not really. Maybe what closes each night on the track is the crowd favourite, but otherwise they just spread them out over the event. Also make sure there's no overlap on the individual and relays, 100m and 200m, 5000m and 10000m so people can double up.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,444
    Totally subjective and I freely admit to probably being unaware of half of the medals:

    God: Growing up, the track 100m is the one I can remember most clearly as a big event. Probably cos it's really short so children will watch it.

    Top: anything where the Olympics is the pinnacle except "modern" pentathlon and horse dancing, and probably half the swimming medals*. I'm going to include boxing. Probably get rid of triple jump (I get long jump and high jump, but why do we need another one with a silly skip?).

    Meh: Anything where the Olympics isn't the pinnacle.

    Get in the bin: Modern pentathlon can go in some kind of sub-tier along with horse dancing.



    *the BBC article about most successful Olympic athletes was like 80% swimmers. I don't know enough about swimming to know which to bin off but it needs culling.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,444
    Oh race walking - keep it cos it is funny but downgrade the medal to a chocolate coin
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 22,025

    ddraver said:

    Boxing is too high.

    Ireland have 35 Olympic medals
    18 in boxing



    That's not a lot of medals. Ireland has only had one bronze in equestrian. How is that possible when so many jockeys riding in the UK are Irish? I know it is a different sport, but it still involves people riding horses.

  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632

    Olympic medals by tier based on my opinion

    God Tier


    Athletics - Track 100m, 200m, Marathon, Decathlon, Heptathlon
    Boxing


    Top Tier


    Athletics - Track Middle & Long Distance
    Swimming - all events if >4 golds


    Middle Tier

    Athletics - Hurdles, 4x100, 4x400
    Athletics - Field Events
    Swimming - all events
    Gymnastics - Artistic
    Rowing
    Weightlifting
    Track cycling


    Bottom Tier


    Diving
    Basketball
    Canoeing
    Badminton
    BMX
    Mountain biking
    Road cycling
    Gymnastics - Artistic
    Rugby sevens
    Sailing
    Shooting
    Triathlon


    So?

    Artistic swimming
    Marathon swimming
    Water polo
    Archery
    Badminton
    Softball
    Equestrian
    Gymnastics - Rhythmic
    Trampoline
    Handball
    Judo
    Karate
    Modern pentathlon
    Skateboarding
    Sport climbing
    Surfing
    Table tennis
    Taekwondo
    Tennis
    Volleyball
    Beach volleyball
    Wrestling Freestyle
    Wrestling Greco-Roman


    Golf
    Football

    Appreciate everyone is allowed their own opinion.

    Mine would be:
    Marathon - only the last few editions have been 'top tier' in terms of winner. Previously it used to throw up some strange results - possibly because of it being in summer (weather) and athletes preferring to target an autumn payday i.e. you can run a lot of 100s or 800s a year but only a couple of marathons, so you need to make them count.
    I'd challenge anyone without looking it up to name the 92,96,2000, 2004 OG marathon champs, whereas most could have a good stab at the 100 winners.

    Decathlon & Heptathlon - Not sure how much global depth there is in these events compared to the Middle Distance, so I'd swap those around.

    Golf and Men's football have no place in the OG (but appreciate it is v high profile for Women's football so men's has to be in there).
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    Pross said:

    Lol how is 400m not top tier

    Because it's not the 100 or 200

    It's the FA Cup of athletics

    Only really God tier if combined with something else in a double


    (note I'm wrongly lumping it in with middle distance)
    400m is greater than 200m in my book. The 200m is basically a second chance for those that missed a medal in the 100m. Seriously tough event too, just that bit too long to be completely anaerobic, can't stay flat out for the whole length but also not long enough to run tactically.
    Michael Johnson's 19.32 in Atlanta is one of the greatest Athletics moments of all time.
    But the event does often get overshadowed by the 100.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,593
    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    Because apart from the lazer thingy non of the events are modern these days.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 22,025
    Pross said:

    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?

    Not sure. I was just thinking the other day how good it was to have a multi-discipline event where it is not all about athleticism. Bit like chess boxing.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,380
    Pross said:

    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?

    Because it looks too much like a posh kid's school sports day.

    Next time around they are packing it into 90 mins so a bit more like triathlon except with horses instead of bikes and a throwing bean bags at the skittles event in the running. And a nice rest between events.

    Fair to say looking at the athletes competing this time around, elite level competition isn't quite as high a bar as a regional master's triathlon event.
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632

    ddraver said:

    Not when they have something half decent already

    (SW, Biarritz n that...)

    There are some really good waves in France - Hossegor for instance - but the chances of them providing competition level swell in July are extremely low. You need a decent size low pressure mid Atlantic that isn't simultaneously bringing a load of wind to the beach.
    2028 is LA though so I assume that's got some very good surfing options?....
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    Pross said:

    Slightly off topic, I was wondering where are they going to hold the track cycling for the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham as they picked it up late on so don't have new venues. Turns out it will be at the Olympic velodrome in London. Then again the 'Tokyo' velodrome was hundreds of miles from Tokyo. I guess it makes sense for sustainability reasons to use suitable existing facilities within a sensible distance of the host city (I'm not convinced Tahiti falls into that category for Paris though!).

    Wouldn't Newport or Derby be closer and a bit different? Or do they not have the spectating capacity?
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    As they have laser guns, they could turn the final event into laser quest, with timeouts if you get shot.
  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632

    Pross said:

    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?

    Because it looks too much like a posh kid's school sports day.

    Next time around they are packing it into 90 mins so a bit more like triathlon except with horses instead of bikes and a throwing bean bags at the skittles event in the running. And a nice rest between events.

    Fair to say looking at the athletes competing this time around, elite level competition isn't quite as high a bar as a regional master's triathlon event.
    Agreed - they looked awful at running. And there's got to be issues around treatment of animals given what we saw - horsey types talk about the bond between rider and beast - this event throws that out the window and treats the horse like a neutral service bike.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,227
    What would you steal if you were behind enemy lines and wanted to escape now? Motorbike?
  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078

    As they have laser guns, they could turn the final event into laser quest, with timeouts if you get shot.

    They should also do shooting from horseback.
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  • RichN95.
    RichN95. Posts: 27,262

    ddraver said:

    Not when they have something half decent already

    (SW, Biarritz n that...)

    There are some really good waves in France - Hossegor for instance - but the chances of them providing competition level swell in July are extremely low. You need a decent size low pressure mid Atlantic that isn't simultaneously bringing a load of wind to the beach.
    2028 is LA though so I assume that's got some very good surfing options?....

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  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632

    What would you steal if you were behind enemy lines and wanted to escape now? Motorbike?

    Call in a chopper rescue
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087

    What would you steal if you were behind enemy lines and wanted to escape now? Motorbike?

    I doubt you’d pick a foil as weapon either. A bit of 4 by 2 or short scaffold pole would be more use.
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,380

    Pross said:

    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?

    Because it looks too much like a posh kid's school sports day.

    Next time around they are packing it into 90 mins so a bit more like triathlon except with horses instead of bikes and a throwing bean bags at the skittles event in the running. And a nice rest between events.

    Fair to say looking at the athletes competing this time around, elite level competition isn't quite as high a bar as a regional master's triathlon event.
    Agreed - they looked awful at running. And there's got to be issues around treatment of animals given what we saw - horsey types talk about the bond between rider and beast - this event throws that out the window and treats the horse like a neutral service bike.
    I think running next to you or me they'd seem very quick. But running next to an olympic triathlete, they wouldn't.
  • andyrac
    andyrac Posts: 1,205

    What would you steal if you were behind enemy lines and wanted to escape now? Motorbike?

    Got to be an E-MTB....... ;)
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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,486

    What would you steal if you were behind enemy lines and wanted to escape now? Motorbike?

    Nah. That's been tried and you just end up tangled in barbed wire.
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  • yorkshireraw
    yorkshireraw Posts: 1,632
    edited August 2021

    Pross said:

    Why do people have such an issue with Modern Pentathlon?

    Because it looks too much like a posh kid's school sports day.

    Next time around they are packing it into 90 mins so a bit more like triathlon except with horses instead of bikes and a throwing bean bags at the skittles event in the running. And a nice rest between events.

    Fair to say looking at the athletes competing this time around, elite level competition isn't quite as high a bar as a regional master's triathlon event.
    Agreed - they looked awful at running. And there's got to be issues around treatment of animals given what we saw - horsey types talk about the bond between rider and beast - this event throws that out the window and treats the horse like a neutral service bike.
    I think running next to you or me they'd seem very quick. But running next to an olympic triathlete, they wouldn't.
    Looking at the results I'd have out run the lot of them aged 20. But I can't shoot or ride a horse.

    EDIT - Went back to watch some of the footage again, to see if I was being harsh. Running - they really aren't all that. Most look too big - which is probably reflected in the swimming which was pretty decent.
  • notquite6foot
    notquite6foot Posts: 248
    edited August 2021

    Pross said:

    Slightly off topic, I was wondering where are they going to hold the track cycling for the Commonwealth Games in Birmingham as they picked it up late on so don't have new venues. Turns out it will be at the Olympic velodrome in London. Then again the 'Tokyo' velodrome was hundreds of miles from Tokyo. I guess it makes sense for sustainability reasons to use suitable existing facilities within a sensible distance of the host city (I'm not convinced Tahiti falls into that category for Paris though!).

    Wouldn't Newport or Derby be closer and a bit different? Or do they not have the spectating capacity?
    BIB. Works out for me as I live closer to London (though I do plan to be West Midlands-bound for stuff like rugby sevens).

    With GB still topping the track cycling tallies and ticket prices likely being far below the 2012 Olympic equivalents they'll need the capacity.

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