The cooking thread and what are you having for dinner tonight beansnikpoh?

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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,270
    elbowloh said:

    orraloon said:

    First barbie of the year. Things ain't that bad after all.

    What about Ken?
    Nah, didnae invite Ken, ken, jist me 'n' barbie, ken.

    If required, translation is available on receipt of the appropriate fee
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739

    More Polish food 😓
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,199
    seanoconn said:


    More Polish food 😓

    You eating flowers?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    You don't half eat some dodgy looking stuff Seano.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    pinno said:

    You don't half eat some dodgy looking stuff Seano.

    Look more like he brought it up afterwards :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Dodgy stuff? I'll give you dodgy stuff.

    I have a whole album called "Pump meals I have had" where I documentshit food I have been given over the years.

    For a starter, have this....


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited April 2021
    this was given to me as breakfast after working 30 straight 18 hour days in 40 degree heat


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    sandwich


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    fuckknows what this was


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    MattFalle said:

    this was given to me as breakfast after working 30 straight 18 hour days in 40 degree heat

    Is there any wonder why vets need a heap of support?
    Therein lies a heap of reasons.

    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    It's a toss up between Matthew's and Sean's for which I'd rather eat...

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  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    this was another nutritional and culinary delight....... I think this was after a 20 hour day.


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    edited April 2021
    I'm just surprised you have such extensive internet access, from prison.
    Ben

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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    this was another nutritional and culinary delight....... I think this was after a 20 hour day.


    I can see it now, once he's finished sorting out the nations school meals:

    "Jamie's Forces Dinners".
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,814
    MattFalle said:


    Look on the bright side MF, it looks better than the food in Seano's pic :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Ben6899 said:

    I'm just surprised you have such extensive internet access, from prison.

    i have someone standing with a coat hanger on the top of E Wing to get a good connection.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    Look on the bright side MF, it looks better than the food in Seano's pic :)
    good point well presented.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    I once also spent 6 weeks living in a ditch with the same 24hr ration box everyday.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644

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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,501
    MattFalle said:

    I once also spent 6 weeks living in a ditch with the same 24hr ration box everyday.

    At the Somme or Ypres?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Ben6899
    Ben6899 Posts: 9,686
    MattFalle said:



    Is that a Specialized Power saddle?
    Ben

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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:

    I once also spent 6 weeks living in a ditch with the same 24hr ration box everyday.

    and how did your wife enjoy the honeymoon?
    Felt F1 2014
    Felt Z6 2012
    Red Arthur Caygill steel frame
    Tall....
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  • elbowloh
    elbowloh Posts: 7,078
    MattFalle said:


    That doesn't look too bad to be fair.

    Particularly in relation to some of the school dinners i was served.
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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:


    That doesn't look too bad to be fair.

    Particularly in relation to some of the school dinners i was served.
    Sag aloo and something, looks fine to me.
    Stevo_666 said:

    MattFalle said:


    Look on the bright side MF, it looks better than the food in Seano's pic :)
    Do you know how happy Polish women are when you eat their food!? There are rewards.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,739
    Ben6899 said:

    It's a toss up between Matthew's and Sean's for which I'd rather eat...

    Thanks?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:

    I once also spent 6 weeks living in a ditch with the same 24hr ration box everyday.

    and how did your wife enjoy the honeymoon?
    she hated me then, she hates me now.

    plus ca change.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    elbowloh said:

    MattFalle said:


    That doesn't look too bad to be fair.

    Particularly in relation to some of the school dinners i was served.
    i can attest to the fact it tasted likeshit warmed up.

    I, to this day, still have no idea what it was.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.

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