Criterium du Dauphine 2018 Spoiler nee chat

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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    GORGEous
    Correlation is not causation.
  • Matt Stephens is everything CK should be. I really hope they're lining him up as a replacement.
  • gweeds
    gweeds Posts: 2,613
    Time to dig in

    Oh fuck off Carlton.
    Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    I feel sorry for all of you watching this on Eurosport UK.

    Alaphilppe wins.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    Did Kwia hand on to the jersey?
  • r0bh
    r0bh Posts: 2,436
    inseine wrote:
    Did Kwia hand on to the jersey?

    No. Moscon in yellow now apparently

    Moscon, then G and Kwia both 6" back
  • dabber
    dabber Posts: 1,978
    r0bh wrote:
    inseine wrote:
    Did Kwia hand on to the jersey?

    No. Moscon in yellow now apparently

    Moscon, then G and Kwia both 6" back

    Despite Kirby repeatedly saying G had moved into the lead.
    “You may think that; I couldn’t possibly comment!”

    Wilier Cento Uno SR/Wilier Mortirolo/Specialized Roubaix Comp/Kona Hei Hei/Calibre Bossnut
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    To be fair they couldn't figure it out on Eurosport NL either.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
    1 Gianni Moscon (Ita) Team Sky 13:55:30
    2 Michal Kwiatkowski (Pol) Team Sky 0:00:06
    3 Geraint Thomas (GBr) Team Sky 0:00:06
    4 Julian Alaphilippe (Fra) Quick-Step Floors 0:00:48
    5 Damiano Caruso (Ita) BMC Racing Team 0:00:49
    6 Bob Jungels (Lux) Quick-Step Floors 0:01:05
    7 Adam Yates (GBr) Mitchelton-Scott 0:01:11
    8 Tiesj Benoot (Bel) Lotto Soudal 0:01:13
    9 Romain Bardet (Fra) AG2R La Mondiale 0:01:41
    10 Marc Soler (Spa) Movistar Team 0:01:48
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,133
    Watched without commentary. It really didn't need any today.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,328
    edited June 2018
    So any idea whether the climb was scenic or anything today?

    Doesn't look much fun out there now.
    Missed it ... did it tiddle down?

    This is what the upper part of Gorges de la Borne looks like in sunshine...

    img_20170807_115629277_hdrblog.jpg

    Mind you, the lower part is better:

    img_20170807_111137807_hdrblog.jpg

    It's a cracking climb.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    It did wee it down. But we did get a few gorge shots.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,328
    It did wee it down. But we did get a few gorge shots.
    A real pity - it did last time too, when they'd come from south Vercors.
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,133
    So any idea whether the climb was scenic or anything today?

    Doesn't look much fun out there now.
    Missed it ... did it tiddle down?

    It really did - the TV coverage started just as they got to the very top of Col du Mont Noir, so missed all of that climb.
  • yourpaceormine
    yourpaceormine Posts: 1,245
    At one point you could hear the wind whistling as it was picked up by the camera microphone on one of the Motos: it was infinitely better than CK's twaddle. He was getting a little too excited about his suggestion that MS should go handgliding in a pair of Speedos.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,328
    So any idea whether the climb was scenic or anything today?

    Doesn't look much fun out there now.
    Missed it ... did it tiddle down?

    It really did - the TV coverage started just as they got to the very top of Col du Mont Noir, so missed all of that climb.
    As I said earlier, it was an odd choice of a col, other than it's one of the highest on Vercors, and roughly where they wanted to go. Not one for spectators, and the descent from it is very ordinary. TV didn't miss much, at least on that bit.
  • No_Ta_Doctor
    No_Ta_Doctor Posts: 14,651
    My Man Tao did a huge job on the climb there.
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  • takethehighroad
    takethehighroad Posts: 6,821
    Dabber wrote:
    r0bh wrote:
    inseine wrote:
    Did Kwia hand on to the jersey?

    No. Moscon in yellow now apparently

    Moscon, then G and Kwia both 6" back

    Despite Kirby repeatedly saying G had moved into the lead.

    The funniest part was when he said "that must be wrong. We sometimes get it wrong. Well, when I say we I mean the organisers"

    No no, Carlton, you had it right the first time
  • Lanterne_Rogue
    Lanterne_Rogue Posts: 4,332
    My Man Tao did a huge job on the climb there.

    David Millar went quite far out of his way to praise TGH for that ride, and I'm always inclined to trust his judgement. Think the Giro has kind of messed with our concept of what a decent stage looks like though...
  • ddraver
    ddraver Posts: 26,695
    People have got to stop talking about TGH like he's a kid now. He might be babyfaced but he's a big powerful man now and he can rip races apart!

    (ahem :oops: )
    We're in danger of confusing passion with incompetence
    - @ddraver
  • carbonclem
    carbonclem Posts: 1,784
    ddraver wrote:
    People have got to stop talking about TGH like he's a kid now. He might be babyfaced but he's a big powerful man now and he can rip races apart!

    (ahem :oops: )

    I've only just accepted Luke Rowe as an adult! :lol:
    2020/2021/2022 Metric Century Challenge Winner
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 28,133
    ddraver wrote:
    People have got to stop talking about TGH like he's a kid now. He might be babyfaced but he's a big powerful man now and he can rip races apart!

    (ahem :oops: )

    Happened to still be awake the evening that Bernal won up the mountain in the ToC this year - he was seriously impressive on that climb. He single handedly drove the peloton up that climb with people dropping off the back one by one until Bernal launched off the front with 2km to go.
  • indyp
    indyp Posts: 735
    Thomas looked hardly out of breathe coming in after Alaphilippe yesterday so must be in fine form. Hope he can take GC
  • r0bh
    r0bh Posts: 2,436
    indyP wrote:
    Thomas looked hardly out of breathe coming in after Alaphilippe yesterday so must be in fine form. Hope he can take GC

    Agree Thomas looked in good nick yesterday, reacting to Martin's move very quickly. Today's climb should suit him too as it is a very constant gradient
  • inseine
    inseine Posts: 5,788
  • narbs
    narbs Posts: 593
    Matt Stephens is everything CK should be. I really hope they're lining him up as a replacement.

    'He's got a degree, but it's a degree in form today'. I think he should be moved before he picks up any more hints from Kirby.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    narbs wrote:
    Matt Stephens is everything CK should be. I really hope they're lining him up as a replacement.

    'He's got a degree, but it's a degree in form today'. I think he should be moved before he picks up any more hints from Kirby.

    I thought the same, I wondered if he was just taking the mick out of Carlton.
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    edited June 2018
    Ignore idiot watching previous stage!
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    edited June 2018
    ........
  • Pross
    Pross Posts: 43,462
    edited June 2018
    See above