Cycling is a weak sport

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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,825
    Veronese68 wrote:
    You really are boring, aren't you?
    FTFY

    That actually annoys me more than the bored child trying to get a reaction. If quoting, leave as a quote. If you want to say that he's boring, say it yourself.
    Sorry, not intending to annoy. It was intended more as a way of adding to what you say with slight adjustment. Both are certainly true though. As I said in the other thread his time would be better spent studying and trying to learn something, if he's 18 and at school he should have mocks coming up.
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    Please, please, please take up boxing. You never know, getting repeatedly punched in the head might even raise your IQ a little.
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  • marcusjb
    marcusjb Posts: 2,412
    So much weakness.....

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  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    b. 1998 wrote:
    I have had enough of this joke of a sport. Like chess, it should be considered a game not a sport. It insults the likes of tennis and boxing. Now that I am physically fit enough to cycle to shops and back, I'll have to call it a day for cycling.

    Ok. Bye then.

    Sorry . Were you expecting any of us to give a $hit?
  • b. 1998 wrote:
    I have had enough of this joke of a sport. Like chess, it should be considered a game not a sport. It insults the likes of tennis and boxing. Now that I am physically fit enough to cycle to shops and back, I'll have to call it a day for cycling.

    How far are the shops?
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Problem is, the lad's not even funny. Sort of amateur level drivvle, not even worth the term trolling.

    It would be nice to see him come up with something a bit more inventive, entertaining or even confusing, but it's just regurgitative tripe.

    Sorry fella but you need to try harder.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • b. 1998
    b. 1998 Posts: 88
    https://www.strava.com/activities/81979 ... 1483463511

    Decent ride tho the weather is shit
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    b. 1998 wrote:

    I thought you had given up cycling?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,356
    b. 1998 wrote:

    I thought you had given up cycling?

    He's come out of retirement after such a glittering career.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Brakeless
    Brakeless Posts: 865
    b. 1998 wrote:


    Great ride. You've got a PR on just one segment - There's only 810 people that have done it quicker :lol::lol::lol::lol:
  • b. 1998
    b. 1998 Posts: 88
    Brakeless wrote:
    b. 1998 wrote:


    Great ride. You've got a PR on just one segment - There's only 810 people that have done it quicker :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Theres certain segments i was going full gas and got 50/2000. Ive never ridden most of those roads. That PR was at the start of my workout and my legs werent activated yet
  • MikeBrew
    MikeBrew Posts: 814
    b. 1998 wrote:
    Melodonium increases your body's ability to efficiently use glycogen. All sports can technically benefit from it.


    Ah, are you sure it doesn't simply make you able to whistle more melodiously .......? :wink:
    I kind of think that our learned friend 1998 might be a living argument for weening kids off of breast milk BEFORE their 18th birthday. He's clearly finding the abrupt withdrawal hard to "swallow" ! :mrgreen:
  • Brakeless
    Brakeless Posts: 865
    b. 1998 wrote:
    Brakeless wrote:
    b. 1998 wrote:


    Great ride. You've got a PR on just one segment - There's only 810 people that have done it quicker :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Theres certain segments i was going full gas and got 50/2000. Ive never ridden most of those roads. That PR was at the start of my workout and my legs werent activated yet

    I suppose the 49 in front of you on that section were all full time pros.
  • b. 1998
    b. 1998 Posts: 88
    Brakeless wrote:
    b. 1998 wrote:
    Brakeless wrote:
    b. 1998 wrote:


    Great ride. You've got a PR on just one segment - There's only 810 people that have done it quicker :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Theres certain segments i was going full gas and got 50/2000. Ive never ridden most of those roads. That PR was at the start of my workout and my legs werent activated yet

    I suppose the 49 in front of you on that section were all full time pros.
    I'm done, this is my last post in the forum
  • MikeBrew
    MikeBrew Posts: 814
    b. 1998 wrote:
    I'm done, this is my last post in the forum
    71 posts.. had he left 3 posts ago, it would of been so much more apposite....... :idea:
    EDIT Oh 72 now, clearly he's still not done !
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    b. 1998 wrote:
    Brakeless wrote:
    b. 1998 wrote:


    Great ride. You've got a PR on just one segment - There's only 810 people that have done it quicker :lol::lol::lol::lol:
    Theres certain segments i was going full gas and got 50/2000. Ive never ridden most of those roads. That PR was at the start of my workout and my legs werent activated yet


    His legs weren't activated - he's like a Transformer, balloon head in disguise. But it's a really thin and transparent disguise that everyone can see through really easily.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    b. 1998 wrote:
    I have had enough of this joke of a sport. Like chess, it should be considered a game not a sport. It insults the likes of tennis and boxing. Now that I am physically fit enough to cycle to shops and back, I'll have to call it a day for cycling.


    I actually really like this - I'm not sure if he realized what he was writing but it's inspired. Chapeau!
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • bianchimoon
    bianchimoon Posts: 3,942
    b. 1998 wrote:
    I have had enough of this joke of a sport. Like chess, it should be considered a game not a sport. It insults the likes of tennis and boxing. Now that I've cycled to shops and back without stabilisers, I'll have to call it a day for cycling.
    All lies and jest..still a man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest....
  • MikeBrew
    MikeBrew Posts: 814
    b. 1998 wrote:
    I have had enough of this joke of a sport. Like chess, it should be considered a game not a sport. It insults the likes of tennis and boxing. Now that I've cycled to shops and back without stabilisers, I'll have to call it a day for cycling.


    And Nanna holding my reins.......
  • mamba80
    mamba80 Posts: 5,032
    b. 1998 wrote:

    I'm done, this is my last post in the forum

    Please for the love of God above please! please! no more! i'm begging you!!!!!
  • frisbee
    frisbee Posts: 691
    I bet even a fairly average French sprinter could hold his own in a fist fight.
  • lesfirth
    lesfirth Posts: 1,382
    We have another Manc33, but without the maturity or the intellect.

    That did occur to me. Only Manc33 could fill pages as fast as this sad ( I will not descend to his vocabulary) pervert.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,236
    frisbee wrote:
    I bet even a fairly average French sprinter could hold his own in a fist fight.
    Bouhanni, perchance?
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,424
    lesfirth wrote:
    We have another Manc33, but without the maturity or the intellect.

    That did occur to me. Only Manc33 could fill pages as fast as this sad ( I will not descend to his vocabulary) pervert.
    At least Manc33 had a fuller set of trolling skills, and the way he drew clever people into debating his 'idiosyncratic' view of the world and how things work was either total madness or genius. b.1998 is a nobody in comparison. And a rude nobody at that, without the saving grace of humour.
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 20,424
    Mind you, maybe he has a point. This bloke can only cycle 26.9km in an hour, and he's getting all sorts of attention. http://www.ledauphine.com/drome/2017/01 ... eau-record

    Pathetic.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    orraloon wrote:
    frisbee wrote:
    I bet even a fairly average French sprinter could hold his own in a fist fight.
    Bouhanni, perchance?


    Bouhanni is well hard. I wouldn't mess with Bouhanni and I don't think the guys he chinned because they were making too much noise outside his bedroom will again either.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • smoggysteve
    smoggysteve Posts: 2,909
    frisbee wrote:
    I bet even a fairly average French sprinter could hold his own in a fist fight.

    Glad you said sprinters cos most their climbers look like they would struggle to hold their fists up.
  • The OP/troll......BELL END!!
  • finchy
    finchy Posts: 6,686
    This is some pretty lame trolling. You probably can't even get yourself banned you're so bad at this.
  • The Rookie
    The Rookie Posts: 27,812
    The badger at his finest
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    b.1998 seems to be the road cycling equivalent of username cody (check out his topics in the MTB forum), he didn't last long either.
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