Inexplicable crushes

pblakeney

ChrisAOnABike wrote:

Pinno wrote:

But there's the rub: what is she doing on Strictly? She was a top ballerina, not some mass crass entertainment show. That puts her down the ladder a little.

Oi! If you're going to criticise Strictly, which is the greatest show on telly and the only way any sane person can cope with the darkening evenings in the run up to Christmas every year, then, sir, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

As penance for your sacrilege, you are required to watch Darcey's jive with Ian Waite. Several times.

Credibility. Shot.

crispybug2

ChrisAOnABike wrote:

Pinno wrote:

But there's the rub: what is she doing on Strictly? She was a top ballerina, not some mass crass entertainment show. That puts her down the ladder a little.

Oi! If you're going to criticise Strictly, which is the greatest show on telly and the only way any sane person can cope with the darkening evenings in the run up to Christmas every year, then, sir, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

As penance for your sacrilege, you are required to watch Darcey's jive with Ian Waite. Several times.

I’m sure that there is point where Darcy Bussell’s legs end but after watching that (several times!!!!) I can’t exactly define where that is.

cowsham

proto wrote:

For the older gentleman Jilly Goolden .................

One of the few woman who have aged extremely well

eric_draven

crispybug2 wrote:

ChrisAOnABike wrote:

Pinno wrote:

But there's the rub: what is she doing on Strictly? She was a top ballerina, not some mass crass entertainment show. That puts her down the ladder a little.

Oi! If you're going to criticise Strictly, which is the greatest show on telly and the only way any sane person can cope with the darkening evenings in the run up to Christmas every year, then, sir, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

As penance for your sacrilege, you are required to watch Darcey's jive with Ian Waite. Several times.

I’m sure that there is point where Darcy Bussell’s legs end but after watching that (several times!!!!) I can’t exactly define where that is.

The final scene stop me of wondering that,as for Strictly my ex missus loved it unmissable telly for her,as while i would sooner have my finger nails pulled out,that and the X Factor were on level terms for me

Matthewfalle

Cowsham wrote:

proto wrote:

For the older gentleman Jilly Goolden .................

One of the few woman who have aged extremely well

Well she’s pickled, isn’t she?

pinno

I'm going with Mr/Mrs E Draven on this. I would never have seen the Darcy jive because I would never watch it.
It's all part of the celebrity culture that I loathe.
However, it means that Darcy does not qualify for this thread and I never said she did anyway.

Jilly: Very inexplicable (personally).

ayjaycee

Matthewfalle wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

proto wrote:

For the older gentleman Jilly Goolden .................

One of the few woman who have aged extremely well

Well she’s pickled, isn’t she?

I also suspect that the picture is Jilly from a fair few years ago and that todays version might well be inexplicable..

pinno

ayjaycee wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Cowsham wrote:

proto wrote:

For the older gentleman Jilly Goolden .................

One of the few woman who have aged extremely well

Well she’s pickled, isn’t she?

I also suspect that the picture is Jilly from a fair few years ago and that todays version might well be inexplicable..

Performance comes with experience.

Matthewfalle

PBlakeney wrote:

ChrisAOnABike wrote:

Pinno wrote:

But there's the rub: what is she doing on Strictly? She was a top ballerina, not some mass crass entertainment show. That puts her down the ladder a little.

Oi! If you're going to criticise Strictly, which is the greatest show on telly and the only way any sane person can cope with the darkening evenings in the run up to Christmas every year, then, sir, I shall have to ask you to step outside!

As penance for your sacrilege, you are required to watch Darcey's jive with Ian Waite. Several times.

Credibility. Shot.

Bland. Nothing special.

I've done better than that with Donna from the chippy at Sparkles nightclub many a time. Bet Darcy didn't have to put up wth sticky foot carpet either.

Matthewfalle

Looks like this has also been attacked by the Russians.

Matthewfalle

Philippa Forrester.

mikeyj28

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

I agree there!! Aged pretty well.

Another one is the cruise ship singer Jane Mcdonald.

Also -maybe a bit odd ..Victoria Derbyshire. Just something about her that i really cannot explain.

Pross

Sally Phillips and Doon whatever her name is that were on Smack The Pony.

Matthewfalle

mikeyj28 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

I agree there!! Aged pretty well.

Another one is the cruise ship singer Jane Mcdonald.

Also -maybe a bit odd ..Victoria Derbyshire. Just something about her that i really cannot explain.

jane mcdonald? maybe to use as ballast on a cruise ship.

nah. minging.

cruff

mikeyj28 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

I agree there!! Aged pretty well.

Another one is the cruise ship singer Jane Mcdonald.

Also -maybe a bit odd ..Victoria Derbyshire. Just something about her that i really cannot explain.

McDonald? Not a chance. She looks like she would eat yiu breakfast. And I mean that literally.

Derbyshire - meh. But Joanna Gosling, on the other hand...

And whilst we're on the subject of news milfs, I've always thought Nina Hossain was outrageously hot, but I appear to be a distinct minority there, so maybe that counts as inexplicable?

cowsham

My choice of news presenters -- Emily Mattis might fit here

shipley

There is no way that a crush on Emily Maitlis is inexplicable.

veronese68

Shipley wrote:

There is no way that a crush on Emily Maitlis is inexplicable.

Agreed, don't think Philipa Forrester fits the inexplicable bit either. Made me think of the eclipse coverage she did and the guy in the studio commented they looked cold and Philipa was cuddling her co-host who'd just come in his shorts.

weezyswiss

Shipley wrote:

There is no way that a crush on Emily Maitlis is inexplicable.

Agreed, that's just not fitting in here

Matthewfalle

mikeyj28 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

I agree there!! Aged pretty well.

Another one is the cruise ship singer Jane Mcdonald.

Also -maybe a bit odd ..Victoria Derbyshire. Just something about her that i really cannot explain.

VIcky D? Looks like the owl from Bagpuss. Nah.

lostboysaint

Matthewfalle wrote:

mikeyj28 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

I agree there!! Aged pretty well.

Another one is the cruise ship singer Jane Mcdonald.

Also -maybe a bit odd ..Victoria Derbyshire. Just something about her that i really cannot explain.

VIcky D? Looks like the owl from Bagpuss. Nah.

And that, my friend, is why she's deserving of being mentioned in this thread.

Matthewfalle

how about that Nina from the kiddies' programme.

Now she's utterly wonderful.

not sure if she had been mentioned before.

veronese68

Buy a dictionary and look up inexplicable.

capt_slog

Veronese68 wrote:

Shipley wrote:

There is no way that a crush on Emily Maitlis is inexplicable.

Agreed, don't think Philipa Forrester fits the inexplicable bit either. Made me think of the eclipse coverage she did and the guy in the studio commented they looked cold and Philipa was cuddling her co-host who'd just come in his shorts.

How could you tell, was there a wet patch?

crispybug2

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

Not inexplicable in the slightest!

Remember watching her in the broomcupboard on CBBC when my kids were younger, brightened up my day!

Pross

crispybug2 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

Not inexplicable in the slightest!

Remember watching her in the broomcupboard on CBBC when my kids were younger, brightened up my day!

Why did you watch her in the broom cupboard? Did you need a bit of privacy?

crispybug2

Pross wrote:

crispybug2 wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Philippa Forrester.

Not inexplicable in the slightest!

Remember watching her in the broomcupboard on CBBC when my kids were younger, brightened up my day!

Why did you watch her in the broom cupboard? Did you need a bit of privacy?

I was married to my ex then, I had to get my happys how I could!!

shipley

Have we had Vicki Butler-Henderson ?

pinno

Shipley wrote:

Have we had Vicki Butler-Henderson ?

Yay! It's Shipley. Nice paint job.

Back OT: According to my vague memory and the search function - no.

I don't think that's inexplicable.

Matthewfalle

Buzzfeed journo Heidi Blake.