Inexplicable crushes

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Pinno wrote:
    I watched Lucy Worsley's on Beeb $ last night just to try and get a handle of why MF likes her.
    It was all about the Regency period except it was... It was all about the Wegency pewiod and she spent some time in Wegent stweet and Wegent's park.
    Put me wight off.

    But but but but but she’s lovely. I love her she loves me and we love each other.

    I’d snog it.

    "It"?! You're worse than that Wilson bloke :wink:
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    I just had to Google Mrs Worsley to make sure she is as lovely as I remember her to be, and she is.

    She’s lovely. I’d let her snog me.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • lostboysaint
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    Cowsham most definitely rules this thread.
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  • type:epyt
    type:epyt Posts: 766
    Lucy Worsley = Chris Froome in drag ... It cannot be unseen ...
    Life is unfair, kill yourself or get over it.
  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    I wonder if Lucy Worsley has ever ridden a bike?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Bet she hasn’t “got” asthma. She is perfect.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    I wonder if Lucy Worsley has ever ridden a bike?

    She could be your Marina and you could be Howard.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Cowsham wrote:
    I wonder if Lucy Worsley has ever ridden a bike?

    She could be your Marina and you could be Howard.


    Genius. :):):)
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • webboo
    webboo Posts: 6,087
    More like Nora and Compo.
  • tangled_metal
    tangled_metal Posts: 4,021
    Very inexplicable IMHO. I wouldn't. I just don't see her cycling so the Froome in drag thing is doubly wrong.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,485
    Webboo wrote:
    More like Nora and Compo.
    Googled.
    Yup. Chris Froome with hair.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    You're all wrong. Buffoons.

    Just because she is out of your league you are jealous.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    You're all wrong. Buffoons.

    Just because she is out of your league you are jealous.

    Is Nina aware about you flirting with Lucy?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    crispybug2 wrote:
    You're all wrong. Buffoons.

    Just because she is out of your league you are jealous.

    Is Nina aware about you flirting with Lucy?

    Shhhhhhhh. Nina's on the Buckfast. She'll kick my head in if she finds out. She's already threatened to kick my head in for breathing too loudly.

    I'm only flirting with Lucy to get Nina jealous. Nina knows that she is the only girl for me.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    'Froome in drag'.

    Holy f*ck. That's unforgivable. Mind bleach please.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Right

    Anyone else diss Lucy and you'll be getting a smack in the chops.

    she is lovely and she is mine.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    Ancient history now but I inadvertently clicked on Page 1 of this thread earlier today and saw that Laura Trott / Kenny was the first post in this thread and couldn't let it go without telling you all that I once had the pleasure, indeed, honour to walk up some stairs behind her in a hotel in Manchester. She was wearing a pair of tight jeans and I actually reached for my phone before thinking that it might look a bit pervy to take a picture. Honestly, it was a happy coincidence - I was NOT following her.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ayjaycee wrote:
    Ancient history now but I inadvertently clicked on Page 1 of this thread earlier today and saw that Laura Trott / Kenny was the first post in this thread and couldn't let it go without telling you all that I once had the pleasure, indeed, honour to walk up some stairs behind her in a hotel in Manchester. She was wearing a pair of tight jeans and I actually reached for my phone before thinking that it might look a bit pervy to take a picture. Honestly, it was a happy coincidence - I was NOT following her.

    why was it an honour? shes not royalty or someone who has actually done anything worthwhile for her country.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    ayjaycee wrote:
    Ancient history now but I inadvertently clicked on Page 1 of this thread earlier today and saw that Laura Trott / Kenny was the first post in this thread and couldn't let it go without telling you all that I once had the pleasure, indeed, honour to walk up some stairs behind her in a hotel in Manchester. She was wearing a pair of tight jeans and I actually reached for my phone before thinking that it might look a bit pervy to take a picture. Honestly, it was a happy coincidence - I was NOT following her.

    why was it an honour? shes not royalty or someone who has actually done anything worthwhile for her country.

    MF, Trust me, I have never yet seen a royal from behind in person or otherwise that looked quite as good as Laura did that night (but I confess that I had a small pair of the old beer goggles on at the time (actually red wine goggle but you know what I mean!)). I stand by my use of the word 'honour' (and I've got a real one so I know what I'm talking about!).
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    shes a girl with a bottom who rides a bicycle so we hope she has an athlete's bottom.

    she's not a VC winner, so its not an honour.

    self aggrandisement is so ugly and so working class. You don't hear others on here going on about their awards/honours. Soz, innit.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ayjaycee wrote:
    I stand by my use of the word 'honour' (and I've got a real one so I know what I'm talking about!).


    jimmy Saville had a "real honour

    just sayin' like...
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    It must of been one hell of an honour to walk behind that ass.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Class athlete with a class bum.
    What more could you want?
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Class athlete with a class bum.
    What more could you want?


    Lucy worsley in a lab coat.

    TDNFNATN in a lab coat
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Pinno wrote:
    Class athlete with a class bum.
    What more could you want?


    Lucy worsley in a lab coat.

    TDNFNATN in a lab coat
    MF - have been following this with interest. Hasn’t LW been done before? Just asking. For my money, the best bit was when she was demonstrating Georgian bathing habits, and the cold, cold waters of the English Channel slapped her in the <below area>. Two seconds of TV gold. But I, unlike some, got over this. There is help available, please PM someone (not me)
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  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    Pinno wrote:
    Class athlete with a class bum.
    What more could you want?


    Lucy worsley in a lab coat.

    TDNFNATN in a lab coat
    MF - have been following this with interest. Hasn’t LW been done before? ...........

    Not by MF she ain't. Maybe that's why he sounds like he had Grumpy Flakes for breakfast this morning.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Class athlete with a class bum.
    What more could you want?


    Lucy worsley in a lab coat.

    TDNFNATN in a lab coat
    MF - have been following this with interest. Hasn’t LW been done before? Just asking. For my money, the best bit was when she was demonstrating Georgian bathing habits, and the cold, cold waters of the English Channel slapped her in the <below area>. Two seconds of TV gold. But I, unlike some, got over this. There is help available, please PM someone (not me)


    i mentioned TDLWKGSLW a while ago but agree - I think she has come up in conversation before. Shes lovely. I wonder if she would like to come to Brecon for a night's camping?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    as an asude, whoever mentioned that cruise ship woman - she's on the box now as TDV's parents are watching it.

    oh my word - its like all the worst bits of Italian tv rolled into one and we all know how bad italian tv is.

    if its posible she is a poor man's Cilla Black.

    TDKGSNWLW wouldn't put up with this.......
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Sophia Amoruso.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • crispybug2
    crispybug2 Posts: 2,915
    Sophia Amoruso.


    She likes a fringe I see!!