Inexplicable crushes

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  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,486
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Is that her most flattering photo :?:
    There are better, there are worse. But that was typical from the movie.

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    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    Truly inexplicable then
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,486
    edited November 2017
    Just me then? Cool!
    8) :D 8)
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    mikeyj28 wrote:
    Jacqui Oatley with the football. Very easy on the eye but I can't really explain why.

    She's a smash but she's no Amanda Davies. She's lovely. The loveliest.

    Do you know what? I got off with Jacqui Oatley once. She was/is a friend of a friend of my ex. We're going back 20 years here. I was, needless to say, a bit p!ssed, but I recall that she was a Wolves fan. I really don't follow football, so am somewhat gobsmacked to see what she has achieved following a quick Google.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    hopkinb wrote:
    mikeyj28 wrote:
    Jacqui Oatley with the football. Very easy on the eye but I can't really explain why.

    She's a smash but she's no Amanda Davies. She's lovely. The loveliest.

    Do you know what? I got off with Jacqui Oatley once. She was/is a friend of a friend of my ex. We're going back 20 years here. I was, needless to say, a bit p!ssed, but I recall that she was a Wolves fan. I really don't follow football, so am somewhat gobsmacked to see what she has achieved following a quick Google.

    Any pics of her norks?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    MrB123 wrote:
    Basically David Coulthard

    :lol:
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Pinno wrote:
    MrB123 wrote:
    Basically David Coulthard

    :lol:

    I found this I bit disturbing as it's the second time someone's said this about my selection of inexplicable crushes ( Kate bliss from bargain hunt was first ) -- until I noticed when I searched the forum that someone was MrB123 -- maybe it's not me with the little problem -- then maybe it's not a problem for MrB.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Cowsham wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    MrB123 wrote:
    Basically David Coulthard

    :lol:

    I found this I bit disturbing as it's the second time someone's said this about my selection of inexplicable crushes ( Kate bliss from bargain hunt was first ) -- until I noticed when I searched the forum that someone was MrB123 -- maybe it's not me with the little problem -- then maybe it's not a problem for MrB.

    If it's a woman with a big chin that you are after, try Renee Russo.
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    Pinno wrote:
    Cowsham wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    MrB123 wrote:
    Basically David Coulthard

    :lol:

    I found this I bit disturbing as it's the second time someone's said this about my selection of inexplicable crushes ( Kate bliss from bargain hunt was first ) -- until I noticed when I searched the forum that someone was MrB123 -- maybe it's not me with the little problem -- then maybe it's not a problem for MrB.

    If it's a woman with a big chin that you are after, try Renee Russo.

    She's gorgeous " whoops " but seriously she's good looking and has no place on this thread.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Here's one for you to discuss

    Ivanka Trump.

    Incredibly fit but from a family of thundercuntsss so there must be part of the cuuuuunt gene in there.

    Would moral indignation prevent you smashing her? Would turning her down and mocking her make up for a tiny percentile of the damage her dotard family are doing to the planet.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    Here's one for you to discuss

    Ivanka Trump.

    Sorry to contradict but I'm not even convinced that she's actually attractive - there's definitely something weird going on with her teeth and, added to that, her mother was a bit of a pigdog. With her genes and those from the paternal side which are bound to materialise as mental illness at some point in the future, I'm of the opinion that she definitely deserves the title of inexplicable crush.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Oh - I don't know. She has some attributes.

    https://www.google.je/search?q=ivanka+t ... r3z6g3D-gM:

    I think I may get more fun from repeatedly standing her up on dates I don't intend to go on and spending that time eating pork scratchings and chillin' with my friends.

    "Aren't you meant to be on a date with Ivanka?"
    "Yup" (chomp chomp chomp).
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    ayjaycee wrote:
    Here's one for you to discuss

    Ivanka Trump.

    Sorry to contradict but I'm not even convinced that she's actually attractive - there's definitely something weird going on with her teeth and, added to that, her mother was a bit of a pigdog. With her genes and those from the paternal side which are bound to materialise as mental illness at some point in the future, I'm of the opinion that she definitely deserves the title of inexplicable crush.

    I'd do it -- but once I'd get my feet under the table I'd takeover the family and save the world -- sacrificing myself -- somebody has to.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Cowsham wrote:
    ayjaycee wrote:
    Here's one for you to discuss

    Ivanka Trump.

    Sorry to contradict but I'm not even convinced that she's actually attractive - there's definitely something weird going on with her teeth and, added to that, her mother was a bit of a pigdog. With her genes and those from the paternal side which are bound to materialise as mental illness at some point in the future, I'm of the opinion that she definitely deserves the title of inexplicable crush.

    I'd do it -- but once I'd get my feet under the table I'd takeover the family and save the world -- sacrificing myself -- somebody has to.

    Don't be silly. You would become corrupted very quickly, open various off shore accounts and buy yachts, sports cars and marry a Russian bride you found on the internet.
    Not that there is any advantage whatsoever in having an off shore bank account apparently.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    As I have just worked out how to post pictures, here is Ivanka.



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    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    As I have just worked out how to post pictures, here is Ivanka.

    What?! You mean my private tutorial that I gave you eons ago was for nothing?
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    The only thing not legal in that sequence of events is the marrying the Russian Bride since I'd already be married to Ivanka, she'd tell her da and I'd end up stuffed and buried in a wall at the white house with just my head sticking out.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Cowsham wrote:
    The only thing not legal in that sequence of events is the marrying the Russian Bride since I'd already be married to Ivanka, she'd tell her da and I'd end up stuffed and buried in a wall at the white house with just my head sticking out.

    Ya think?! He's far too stupid to know what you were up to. Just talk about golf courses, rotten Mexicans and the evil, short rocket man.
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  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,866
    hopkinb wrote:
    Do you know what? I got off with Jacqui Oatley once ... I was, needless to say, a bit p!ssed...
    Was she absolutely sh!tfaced. :lol:
  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    As I have just worked out how to post pictures, here is Ivanka.



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    Still not convinced - I reckon you could see those teeth (and pumped up threepenny bits) from space. Plus the fact that I was always taught to look at the mother to see the future before committing to the daughter - just google Ivana as she is today for a horror story.
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  • ayjaycee wrote:
    As I have just worked out how to post pictures, here is Ivanka.

    Still not convinced - I reckon you could see those teeth (and pumped up threepenny bits) from space. Plus the fact that I was always taught to look at the mother to see the future before committing to the daughter - just google Ivana as she is today for a horror story.

    URGH! Now that would really be inexplicable!!
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ayjaycee wrote:
    As I have just worked out how to post pictures, here is Ivanka.



    nintchdbpict000281344710.jpg?w=651

    Still not convinced - I reckon you could see those teeth (and pumped up threepenny bits) from space. Plus the fact that I was always taught to look at the mother to see the future before committing to the daughter - just google Ivana as she is today for a horror story.

    Agree completely re the mother bit - you have to look at the parents before committing - it's all about breeding stock. Like a horse.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,486
    Agree completely re the mother bit - you have to look at the parents before committing - it's all about breeding stock. Like a horse.
    Who said anything about committing?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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  • ayjaycee
    ayjaycee Posts: 1,277
    Agree completely re the mother bit - you have to look at the parents before committing - it's all about breeding stock. Like a horse.
    'Like a horse' - next thing, you'll be saying that The Donald has a magnificent mane.
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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    the Dotard is an old knacker that needs shooting and melting down for glue.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • mrfpb
    mrfpb Posts: 4,569
    For some reason, every time I read Pro Race, I find myself thinking of this lady:

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    Has this turned into a caption competition?!

    Not a bad effort mrfpb.
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  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Do you know what? I got off with Jacqui Oatley once ... I was, needless to say, a bit p!ssed...
    Was she absolutely sh!tfaced. :lol:

    :lol:

    Yep. We both were. I was dressed as "David Beckham" in a sarong, and I think she was meant to be Barbara Windsor. Fun times. I got in rather a lot of trouble for that. I think she ended up bedding the guy dressed as a gorilla, while I was frogmarched home by the then girlfriend...
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,497
    hopkinb wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Do you know what? I got off with Jacqui Oatley once ... I was, needless to say, a bit p!ssed...
    Was she absolutely sh!tfaced. :lol:

    :lol:

    Yep. We both were. I was dressed as "David Beckham" in a sarong, and I think she was meant to be Barbara Windsor. Fun times. I got in rather a lot of trouble for that. I think she ended up bedding the guy dressed as a gorilla, while I was frogmarched home by the then girlfriend...

    Reminds me of raising money for Children in need, sometime in the early 90's. My mate and I dressed up in dresses and hob nail boots. My GF was in a Bunny outfit (no, not that one).I got snogged to death by women!! Did not understand.
    "I'll donate but i'll double it if you kiss me". Left GF in a quandary and it took weeks before she wasn't giving me screwy looks.
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  • cowsham
    cowsham Posts: 1,399
    mrfpb wrote:
    For some reason, every time I read Pro Race, I find myself thinking of this lady:

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    Every time I read pro race, I read Poe face
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    How's that for linking two separate posts -- she was scary looking back then -- but I still would have.