Inexplicable crushes
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Trivial poursuivant wrote:crispybug2 wrote:As she’s back in the news today, I’ve always found the French tennis player Marion Bartoli inexplicably sexy!!
I thought at first you meant a tub of margarine
But now I see you meant a tub or lard
Not for me please I'm lactose intolerant.0 -
Trivial poursuivant wrote:crispybug2 wrote:As she’s back in the news today, I’ve always found the French tennis player Marion Bartoli inexplicably sexy!!
I thought at first you meant a tub of margarine
But now I see you meant a tub or lard
Absolute munter. Therefore qualifies.
It's just a hill. Get over it.0 -
I'm having trouble working out which is a tub of lard and which one is a tennis player.0
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She's no tub of lard now.
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:She's no tub of lard now.
Still a munter though!!0 -
The natural blonde likes watching the various cruise programmes with Jane McDonald
My brother who's down for Christmas just commented that she's not amazingly attractive he has the impression that if you managed to get her in the sack then she would be properly dirty, I sort of see what he means!!0 -
I was watching Ferris Beuller and found myself watching his mum, Cindy Pickett which was strange considering Mia Sara was at her prime in the film. Google came up with shots from Night Games. Probably explicable after all.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Trivial poursuivant wrote:Pinno wrote:She's no tub of lard now.
Still a munter though!!
Hippocrocopig is the correct term I think.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Nina Shtanski, the First Lady of Transnistria the Moldovan separatist state.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Nina Shtanski, the First Lady of Transnistria the Moldovan separatist state.
Not inexplicable and yes I deliberately used a pic of her in uniform.0 -
Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
She looks like a bond movie villain/love interest. The type that betrays him only to die shortly afterwards saving him by blocking a bullet for some stupid reason. God I hate stupid bond movie plots.0 -
That is the equivalent of my wife saying animated movies are not realistic enough.Trivial poursuivant wrote:...God I hate stupid bond movie plots.
You are approaching it incorrectly. Now, Jessica Rabbit?The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
PBlakeney wrote:
That is the equivalent of my wife saying animated movies are not realistic enough.Trivial poursuivant wrote:...God I hate stupid bond movie plots.
You are approaching it incorrectly. Now, Jessica Rabbit?
Most definitely NOT inexplicable0 -
Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
She looks well fit. Lovely, kind, sweet yet authoritarian and strict. She will scold and adnomish yet at the same time praise you and look after you.
I reckon she should marry MF. He’s the kind of man who can not only care for her but protect her
FTFY.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
She looks well fit. Lovely, kind, sweet yet authoritarian and strict. She will scold and adnomish yet at the same time praise you and look after you.
I reckon she should marry MF. He’s the kind of man who will end up marrying the first woman who he manages to comvince to have sex with him. Since he is also the sort of guy who trawls the internet looking for amputee Russian brides.
FTFY.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
What is it with you and girls called 'Nina'?! Hang on... May I introduce Nina Mcbottomfly:
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
She looks well fit to smack your bum. Lovely, kind, sweet yet authoritarian and strict. She will tie you up and whip and adnomish you yet at the same time praise you and look after you whilst you play in a cot dressed in an adult nappy drinking some sort of diluted arsenic out of a baby bottle.
I reckon she should marry MF. He’s the kind of man who will end up marrying the first woman who he manages to polish her boots and maintain the big collection of extra large battery operated cucumbers with rechargeable 110v industrial battery packs*. Since he is also the sort of guy who trawls the internet looking for amputee Russian brides with history's of psychopathic and intrinsic nymphomaniac/arson tendencies .
*DeWalt do a good range but other brands are available.
FTFY.
FTFY.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Pinno wrote:Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Utterly lush isn’t she?
See - sometimes me being a man of the world has benefits to you lot.
She looks well fit to smack your bum. Lovely, kind, sweet yet authoritarian and strict. She will tie you up and whip and adnomish you yet at the same time praise you and look after you whilst you play in a cot dressed in an adult nappy drinking some sort of diluted arsenic out of a baby bottle.
I reckon she should marry MF. He’s the kind of man who will end up marrying the first woman who he manages to polish her boots and maintain the big collection of extra large battery operated cucumbers with rechargeable 110v industrial battery packs*. Since he is also the sort of guy who trawls the internet looking for amputee Russian brides with history's of psychopathic and intrinsic nymphomaniac/arson tendencies .
*DeWalt do a good range but other brands are available.
FTFY.
FTFY.
Blimey - that’s a bit specific.
I must admit in my younger years to not having so many specific clues to check off the list when looking for a partner. I just used to pick one that was good looking, a bit of a laugh and not a stupid as Tramadol smuggling girl.
Life sure is complicated nowadays.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Trivial poursuivant wrote:Matthewfalle wrote:Nina Shtanski, the First Lady of Transnistria the Moldovan separatist state.
Not inexplicable and yes I deliberately used a pic of her in uniform.
Just in case we forgot what she looked like.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
The mother from the Home Alone films.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Most air stewardesses seem to have an inexplicable allure.0
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You've never flown Air Canada then.....Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:You've never flown Air Canada then.....
...or SAS.
They had to downsize in the mid nineties - last in first out, which left the wrinkly prohibition brigade in charge.
(In the good ole' days of complimentary drinks).
S - "Wood you like a drink?"
Me - "Yes please, a whisky on the rocks"
S - [Screwy look] "okay" [slams plastic cup on tray]
British airways:
S - "Would you like a drink sir?"
Me - "Yes please, a whisky on the rocks"
S - "Certainly, i'll give you two so you don't have to return to me too quickly".seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
the burd in the thompson holiday advert has potential.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
crispybug2 wrote:The natural blonde likes watching the various cruise programmes with Jane McDonald
My brother who's down for Christmas just commented that she's not amazingly attractive he has the impression that if you managed to get her in the sack then she would be properly dirty, I sort of see what he means!!
what - this jane mcdonald?
seriously?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
The burd in the Trivago holiday adverts has a strange accent.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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link?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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Pinno wrote:The burd in the Trivago holiday adverts has a strange accent.
I like her. A lot.0
