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  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    No doubt plenty of people happy to give it a try. The hard bits will be a) getting past his security and b) getting past his security with whatever sort of weapon is required to do the job.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,327
    c) Surviving.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
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    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    pblakeney said:

    c) Surviving.

    and that....
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    imposter2.0 said:

    No doubt plenty of people happy to give it a try. The hard bits will be a) getting past his security and b) getting past his security with whatever sort of weapon is required to do the job.

    these kinda people are quite good at what they do.

    essentially the Boonen of bad stuff.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pblakeney said:

    c) Surviving.

    these people are generally quite good at what they do.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    Its all part of the batshit mad world people don't realise exists.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,915
    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,327
    Is the new James Bond being kept secret for very good reasons?
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    pblakeney said:

    c) Surviving.

    and that....
    MattFalle said:

    imposter2.0 said:

    No doubt plenty of people happy to give it a try. The hard bits will be a) getting past his security and b) getting past his security with whatever sort of weapon is required to do the job.

    these kinda people are quite good at what they do.

    essentially the Boonen of bad stuff.
    Undoubtedly they are. But whoever does it is far more likely to be the 'least likely' candidate, IMO, as opposed to the guy from the Milk Tray ads...
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 21,915
    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    edited March 2022
    LOL
    The Ukrainian government have made Russian tanks and equipment captured by Joe Public, tax exempt.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    i'd quite the opposite tbh.

    too big and noisy.

    its a wer job not a snatch job.

    #slowlyslowltcatcheemonkey
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    TheBigBean said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
    unless they don't like he is doing/someone pays them.

    after all, look at mad adolf mcmad.
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    MattFalle said:

    after all, look at mad adolf mcmad.

    Adolf saved everyone the bother and did it himself. Can't really see Vlad doing that...

  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    MattFalle said:

    Its all part of the batshit mad world people don't realise exists.

    You might be exaggerating slightly, there are literally hundreds of movies about this kind of thing. People are aware it goes on.
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pangolin said:

    MattFalle said:

    Its all part of the batshit mad world people don't realise exists.

    You might be exaggerating slightly, there are literally hundreds of movies about this kind of thing. People are aware it goes on.
    nah. theres more batshit than the movies going on everyday.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    imposter2.0 said:

    MattFalle said:

    after all, look at mad adolf mcmad.

    Adolf saved everyone the bother and did it himself. Can't really see Vlad doing that...

    i'm thinking more about what happened a couple of years before that that didn't go quite according to plan

    #tableleg
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    MattFalle said:

    imposter2.0 said:

    MattFalle said:

    after all, look at mad adolf mcmad.

    Adolf saved everyone the bother and did it himself. Can't really see Vlad doing that...

    i'm thinking more about what happened a couple of years before that that didn't go quite according to plan

    #tableleg
    Right. Von Stauffenberg (or his Russian equivalent) to the rescue then...
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited March 2022
    Vonski Stauffenbergski?
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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    blazing_saddles said:

    LOL
    The Ukrainian government have made Russian tanks and equipment captured tax by Joe Public, tax exempt.

    Now that's what I call a tax break :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    edited March 2022
    That's all fine and mighty but you ever tried getting an MOT on a T72?

    Especially just before the summer when everyone else is trying?

    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    TheBigBean said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
    Who knows. If they can pocket a big bounty and get the hell out, it's a possibility.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • imposter2.0
    imposter2.0 Posts: 12,028
    Call it a 'farm vehicle' - it will be exempt..
  • First.Aspect
    First.Aspect Posts: 17,167
    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
    Who knows. If they can pocket a big bounty and get the hell out, it's a possibility.
    It is ludicrous.

    Am surprised its public knowledge, given the fate of some of his opponents abroad.
  • blazing_saddles
    blazing_saddles Posts: 22,725
    MattFalle said:

    That's all fine and mighty but you ever tried getting an MOT on a T72?

    Especially just before the summer when everyone else is trying?

    On the plus side they can easily and quickly be turned into a convertible, just as long as you have a spare NLAW to hand.
    "Science is a tool for cheaters". An anonymous French PE teacher.
  • pangolin
    pangolin Posts: 6,648
    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
    Who knows. If they can pocket a big bounty and get the hell out, it's a possibility.
    It is ludicrous.

    Am surprised its public knowledge, given the fate of some of his opponents abroad.
    Secret bounties are less effective
    - Genesis Croix de Fer
    - Dolan Tuono
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    pangolin said:

    First.Aspect said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    TheBigBean said:

    I think it will require an army unit. Time will tell.

    Or an inside job.
    No incentive for his security team though especially as it is highly likely to end in death and very unlikely to end in riches from being a dictator.
    Who knows. If they can pocket a big bounty and get the hell out, it's a possibility.
    It is ludicrous.

    Am surprised its public knowledge, given the fate of some of his opponents abroad.
    Secret bounties are less effective
    agree, especially straight from the fridge.
    .
    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • MattFalle
    MattFalle Posts: 11,644
    saw this and thought it summed it up.


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    The camera down the willy isn't anything like as bad as it sounds.
  • DeVlaeminck
    DeVlaeminck Posts: 9,104
    blazing_saddles said:

    rick_chasey said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    rick_chasey said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    rick_chasey said:

    Stevo_666 said:

    blazing_saddles said:

    I see that a Russian businessman has taken out what amounts to a million dollar contract hit on dear Vlad.

    Only a million? That's a bit tight.
    What are you putting up?
    As much as you I guess, might be a bit risky. If it was an order of magnitude or so higher then I reckon there'd be some serious interest.
    Everyone's generous with someone else's money :)
    Good payback though - for example if you were a major shareholder in say Sberbank just now, you could go a lot higher than $1m and potentially get a great return.
    I don't think it's a bounty of any size that's going to tip someone over from not killing Putin to killing him.

    They will have to be a long distance marksman.
    Otherwise how are they hit him at the other end of that table?

    Not a big target either is he.
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