The Daily Musings Thread...

bg13

Evening wonkers,

Good skills officer mule, what did the dog walking chum make of the cuffs and truncheon?

Finally the dude from Orange has fettled the sh!t weefee.

In other equally interesting news I've been chopping down trees which has been hard going in this hot weather, at least the pool was nice and cooling.

This conversing with the mrs only seems to happen when I'm watching something i want to watch! Great!

Toodles

thekickingmule

Thursday

Oh she's loving it bg

Morning Losers!

I'm officially sworn in, 30 years of service and I can retire early, if I'm not killed before then (knowing my luck...)

Today is Airwaves training. I'm looking forward to that. It'll be fun!

Laters!

bg13

Make sure and drop in 'over and out' at the end of any transmission, they'll really love you for it.

Morning fudge nudgers,

Hot one again over here and more trees to give a learning to, but any day where mr chainsaw comes out to play is a good un' as long as you end the day intact!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Survived a longish flight back from Septic land and managed to get a full English in the arrivals lounge at T5, followed by collecting the hound from his temporary home. Not been back that long - feeling a bit jaded now and not enjoying the idea of work tomorrow! At least the weather isn't too shyte!

veronese68

Airwaves training? The quality of recruits must be low if they need to be taught to chew gum.
Dull day at work was dull with traditional Thursday mild hangover lingering slightly. Chilling now. Not long to the long weekend.

angry_bird

Alright bitches

Day of driving around, sedating stuff, chopping things up and killing stuff. Proper old school Crudcatcher style basically.

Stevo_666

Angry Bird wrote:

Alright bitches

Day of driving around, sedating stuff, chopping things up and killing stuff. Proper old school Crudcatcher style basically.

Only if it's people...

Happy Fryday Gimboids,

I am enjoying being jet lagged at work (not)...just need to make it to 5pm then another early night beckons. Luckily its really quiet here as most people are eiter on holiday of 'working' from home as its the bay before the bank holiday. Yeah, right...

bg13

Hola twunts,

Been trying to coax some juice out of some windfall pears, three shopping bags gave me just about a pint, I'm not getting Tlw1'd on that!! Some thought is being chucked at the issue and i think the electric wood chipper will be gretting a rinse and will be used to scrat the rest of the fruit!

Onwards to drunkenness.

Pub tonight so mild hangover tomorrow.

Toodles

bg13

Good day teeeeewats,

Saturday is here, hangover is subsiding and I'm in the middle of some crap domestic chores.

Mates kids eighteenth later, hope there is some eye candy there as i feel like a right dirty old man!

Toodles

veronese68

Afternoon slackers,
Lazy morning has been had, need to go and get the car from the pub then load it up to go drinking up norff(ish). Back on Sunday to go to a beer festival, might have to try a few there. Monday might be taken gently.

Stevo_666

No cure for jet lag - awake half the night then slept till 10.15 so good lazy start but still mucking fackered. Today will involve jobs and footy and packing for a trip North tomorrow. No peace for the wicked...

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

Afternoon slackers,
Lazy morning has been had, need to go and get the car from the pub then load it up to go drinking up norff(ish). Back on Sunday to go to a beer festival, might have to try a few there. Monday might be taken gently.

Has Tlw1 hacked into V68s account?

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Afternoon slackers,
Lazy morning has been had, need to go and get the car from the pub then load it up to go drinking up norff(ish). Back on Sunday to go to a beer festival, might have to try a few there. Monday might be taken gently.

Has Tlw1 hacked into V68s account?

Hmmm...looks suspicious.

angry_bird

Sunday

Morning freaks

Today will involve bikes, and being lazy as I'm working the next 7 days which I don't want to do.

Ttfn

veronese68

Afternoon layabouts,
The hangover from hell is finally subsiding, made it back to civilisation and it's time for more beer. Great time last night, beer, bbq, beer, live music, beer and more beer.

Stevo_666

Veronese68 wrote:

Afternoon layabouts,
The hangover from hell is finally subsiding, made it back to civilisation and it's time for more beer. Great time last night, beer, bbq, beer, live music, beer and more beer.

The hangover proves that TLW hasn't actually hacked your account.

Now up North after a long drive sustained by a can of Monster and a bacon sarnie. Just sorting through more crap at my parents house then will crack open the cider and enjoy MOTD

bg13

Evening chumps,

Been to some big market thing, had steak n chips then bought a fark ton of booze for my November birthday party. Plus it has been red hot so some pool time has been had.

Toodles

bg13

Morning nobcheeses,

Enjoy your bank holiday and spare a thought for me, chopping trees down in what appears to be the day this part of the world has moved a lot closer to the sun. It's burning out there!
Took the car dor a service this morning, pedalled back and managed a wee bit of off road!

Toodles

Stevo_666

Home now after sorting loads of crap in the parentals house and taking most of it to the tip. Then a lovely 270 mile drive through bank holiday traffic. Jury service tomorrow - the joys...

veronese68

Morning bishop bashers,
Lovely sunny day down here after a sunny bank holiday weekend. Need to recover from the excessed a little more but not feeling too bad considering I was up at stupid o'clock. Need to take out my bitterness on other people today. Good job I'm not on jury service, I expect Stevo will be suitably harsh on my behalf.
Need to open a new packet of biscuit, ginger nuts or choc chip cookies?

Stevo_666

Wish I had the chance - spent all morning hanging around and didn't get called. Now stuffing my face with goat curry and listening to a spot of Bob Marley down at the local food market in Croydon.

Lets hope I get some action this afternoon or an early release!

bg13

Evening sausage noshers,

So hot here today they are telling us it's slightly cooler than the surface of the sun!

Got my chainsaw chain sharpened after it's recent usage and blokey informed me it's farked.......m'eh!

Hope you're going to hang the barsteward Stevo! If you get selected obvs.

Toodles

Stevo_666

bg13 wrote:

Hope you're going to hang the barsteward Stevo! If you get selected obvs.

Toodles

Is hanging an option?

That's if I get put on a case, the told us all to fark off and come back today. Still, going home at 2.30 wasn't all bad. Hopefully they'll do the same today.

bg13

Good day dolphin polishers,

Grey here so indoors based plodding, built a couple of mousetraps hope they are as successful as the one on the Youtube video.

Thats all i got......move along

Toodles

Ps where is Mule? I need to know what farking day it is!

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

Ps where is Mule? I need to know what farking day it is!

How do you think we feel? At least the days all merge into one for you pensioner types. I believe I should be going to the pub tonight so it's probably a Wednesday, certainly wetnesday at any rate.

Morning rim cleaners,
Another day of abusing customers and colleagues alike. Rather moist out so driving seemed like a good idea, this means I can drive to Twickenham and have lunch with the Mrs. Good luck with the mousetrap bg, what will you do with anything it catches?

Stevo_666

Right, home now and have do do some bloody work! At least I'm getting paid for going to Croydon every day - I think it's danger money

Same again tomorrow with a 10.30 am start 8)

bg13

Morning twastards,

Any caught mice will have drowned so will lob em in the farmers field or if they are big enough maybe a fur coat for the mrs!

Not sure what day it is as Tkm hasn't told me but have the car in for front suspension bushes which means a ride out on the bike.

Toodles

veronese68

bg13 wrote:

Not sure what day it is as Tkm hasn't told me...

Slight hangover tells me it must be Thursday.
I managed to ride a bicycle this morning, shame about the destination. Generally being work shy for the time being. Customer is due in later that usually brings me beer, this is a good thing. Other than that sweet FA going on here.
Has Stevo had to don the little black cap as he sentences someone to death yet?

tlw1

Morning gaylords

It is Friday eve and a few nights off the ale have bored the pants of me - can't be good for you

angry_bird

Morning freaks

CBA. Getting major grief from one of the office staff at work who seems to have developed a massive problem with me, 3 and a bit weeks left here though so not the end of the world. I may tell them to shove it a little earlier but we'll see.

Today will involve trying to stay awake then riding bikes later.

TTFN