The Daily Musings Thread...

Stevo_666

I'm feeling vaguely human again but now have to endure two hours of juniors orchestra torturing musical instruments. Hopefully it'll help me nod off for a bit.

JBA

Yo, wastrels.

Clocks have gone forward, the sun is out, I have been riding a bike and now the rest of the family have gone out. Peace has descended on my house. All is good.

tlw1

Prep for today’s ride involved drinking till the clocks changed

Some decent miles today and now chilling watching the gp whilst the wife is with the kids visiting family

Pub soon

bg13

Afternoon funky spingers,

Been busy finishing the wall that got built yesterday, more cement mixing, more climbing up and down freaking ladders. Tomorrow is a trip to Angouleme to buy paint, that's as interesting as it's going to get next week.

Enjoy work

Toodles.

angry_bird

Evening bumders

Woke up another hill today and did a big(ish) bike ride. Now it's beer o'clock I think.

TTFN

Stevo_666

Feeling better today despite losing an hour overnight. Two 4 day weeks coming up - so not too bad.

JBA

Bah! Another Monday.

It's a short week though, so not too bad.

veronese68

Very glad it's a short week, I'm absolutely bloody knackered. After caning it on Friday and Saturday yesterday was a quiet day and I ended up having a shoot night's sleep as I was mulling over different ways of disposing of my neighbour's bodies. Need to dig some ditches obviously.

Stevo_666

Evening Gimps,

Worked at home today. Car passed its MOT, I went to physio and passed my MOT - bike time next week, even if it only roadie stuff. Yay - better than running.

bg13

Evening c0ckfags,

Today we picked up paint from Angouleme, i shredded a fark ton more tree bits and we've sliced up the first few kgs of bacons. Got love a bit of pork inside you!

More diy shizz tomoz!

Toodles

veronese68

Greetings receivers of pork,
Long day because I was knackered. Just had meeting with neighbours above planned building works, thankfully went better than expected as the husband isn’t a batshit crazy psycho. Hopefully will sleep better tonight so I might feel human again tomorrow.

JBA

Morning, pork sword lovers.

Today it is raining and it's all my fault: I took the mudguard off my hardtail last night. I'm sorry.

bg13 - do you do bacons delivery to the UK? I'll take a few kgs of back and streaky bacon off your hands. Mmmm. Bacon. 8)

tlw1

Mmmmm bacon, though had salmon for breakfast as it’s the current wife’s birthday

Working from home and feeling ill

veronese68

Morning pork lovers,
More than a little moist as I had to wobble in to work this morning. Things have picked up dramatically as I have just been given cake to go with a cup of tea. Very nice too. Bunking off early to take the old man to see the oncologist, should be having his last lot of chemo for the time being if all goes well. It's a strange thing when they poison you only if all is going well.

bg13

Unfortunately, i cannot deliver anywhere as I'm too busy shovelling the lovely bacons down my fat face!

Afternoons bell whackers,

Been doing minor blah diy and slicing up the hams that we boiled last evening, they are currently in the fridge though I don't see them lasting too long.

Toodles

JBA

bg13 wrote:

Unfortunately, i cannot deliver anywhere as I'm too busy shovelling the lovely bacons down my fat face!

So selfish.

Now I have hankering for bacons. I think a quick trip to the supermarché may be in order.
I predict streaky bacon and cream cheese on a bagel will be snaffled soon.

Stevo_666

JBA wrote:

bg13 wrote:

Unfortunately, i cannot deliver anywhere as I'm too busy shovelling the lovely bacons down my fat face!

So selfish.

Now I have hankering for bacons. I think a quick trip to the supermarché may be in order.
I predict streaky bacon and cream cheese on a bagel will be snaffled soon.

They're lazy bar stewards these Frenchies.

Unlike me, who is only heading home nown after a day of bossing and delegating. Some tw@t is eating a Cornish pastie on the train and I'm really hungry. Strifey had better have made somerhing good for dinner...

angry_bird

Evening bumders

I have much bacon in the house but it's mine so don't get any ideas. Today involved being filmed for vet telly show. Very weird, annoying and much time was wasted. On the plus side I got to drill holes in bones and mend them with mechano and stuff like that which was fun.

The GF has gone back to stay with her parents for a week or so as she's got some theatre thing to go to and it's her dad's birthday and a few other things which I don't remember because I wasn't really paying attention any of the 27658 times she told me. This means tonight I'm watching the pansies playing football and drinking beer with a massive meaty pizza now the vegetablearian is out of the building.

bg13

Morning vegan types,

Another four kgs of bacon sliced bagged and in the freezer though some of it only made it as far as my fat face.........lovely. Also sorted some ham as well also.........lovely.
Now I'm doing nowt as i had a rubbish nights sleep and I'm feeling the need of a good lazy day, shyte weather doesn't help.

Toodles

tlw1

We need the weather in France to improve as I'm over there next Friday for a long weekend with the lads and now one lady

veronese68

Would it be inappropriate to point out that statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Stevo_666

TLW1 wrote:

We need the weather in France to improve as I'm over there next Friday for a long weekend with the lads and now one lady

How much are you paying her to go?

Just had an impromptu trip to the pub, brought on by a fire alarm going off and a general desire not to stand in the p1ssing rain at the marshalling point while some jobsworth with a lollipop stick decides when we can go back in. Onwards to work...

bg13

TLW1 wrote:

We need the weather in France to improve as I'm over there next Friday for a long weekend with the lads and now one lady

Bring your speedos.

bg13

Veronese68 wrote:

Would it be inappropriate to point out that statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Unless it's Gt's mum or Maddie............allegedly.

tlw1

bg13 wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

Would it be inappropriate to point out that statistically 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

Unless it's Gt's mum or Maddie............allegedly.

Can’t please everyone

bg13

Good day eengleesh peeegs,

Nightmare this morning, Mrs13 is otherwise occupied so I've had to iron the bedding for the Gite guests arriving tomorrow, apparently the iron thing works better when you switch it on at the socket.

This afternoon i feel some power tool based danger diy happening

Toodles

Stevo_666

On the way home for the long weekend of drinking and loafing. Just trying to sort out some curry and boozing with mates while telling myself I'm also going to do more exercise while I'm off

tlw1

Good it’s Friday

Packing my bag ready for holiday part 2 with the Cycling club, should really pack for the family holiday. Must have earned some brownie points as took the dog out for just shy of an hour

Later will be significant beer in the Cotswolds in a hopefully warm cottage

angry_bird

Morning bumders

Got four days of being on call to look forward to. Yaya.

That is all. Enjoy your time off freaks.

bg13

Morning gangrape victims!

This morning i have fitted a window and had a bacon n egg sandwich and yes, i had rather a strong bacongasm from it!

Now i have the Gite to clean ready for some more UK loafers and this afternoon i am sanding beams!

Boozes n foods to look forward to.

Toodles