Donald Trump

veronese68

Imposter wrote:

Veronese68 wrote:

3. It's easy to be successful when you inherit that much money. How much more successful could he have been if he had any sense?

Apparently, he would be wealthier today if he had simply banked his inheritance when he got it. So that could be your answer...

Yes, I'd heard that too. So investing wisely he could have done even better.
Anyway will our new American friend bother posting again I wonder. Maybe we should avoid using big words.

Matthewfalle

G'day mate. I'm Hirohito and I'm from America. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

G'day mate. I'm Hirohito and I'm from America. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me.

'G'day', 'Barbie'?! Did Hirohito spend time in Australia?

Anyway, 1 post and he's f*cked off. Is there any point people quoting and bleeting at him?

orraloon

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

G'day mate. I'm Hirohito and I'm from America. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me.

'G'day', 'Barbie'?! Did Hirohito spend time in Australia?

Anyway, 1 post and he's f*cked off. Is there any point people quoting and bleeting at him?

You know this pent up, deep seated sense of frustration and anger like wot the Brits are suffering post that omnishambles xxxx up referendum last year? Yeah? So bring on a muppet target. And let rip. Feel better? No, me neither.

bendertherobot

So, Roy Moore.....

orraloon

bendertherobot wrote:

So, Roy Moore.....

Surprised?

robert88

President XLV shakes hands with President XI



Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the most powerful of us all?

darkhairedlord

Robert88 wrote:

President XLV shakes hands with President XI



Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the most powerful of us all?

Body language is telling.
For trump, leaning in, reaching across, looking away for approval.
The Chinese president looks like hes letting another tourist take a selfie.

kingstongraham

Nah - just looks like his people have said "please don't try to rip this one's hand off like you normally do." The effort involved in that level of self restraint is showing in his face.

pblakeney

KingstonGraham wrote:

Nah - just looks like his people have said "please don't try to rip this one's hand off like you normally do." The effort involved in that level of self restraint is showing in his face.

Or...
The level of effort is showing in his face. Abe is saying "Is that all you've got?".

orraloon

PBlakeney wrote:

The level of effort is showing in his face. Abe is saying "Is that all you've got?".

Ooh, ooh, Rick, Rick, an -ism alert. Somebody can't tell ''em apart, all look the same to me.... Abe? :shock:

pblakeney

orraloon wrote:

PBlakeney wrote:

The level of effort is showing in his face. Abe is saying "Is that all you've got?".

Ooh, ooh, Rick, Rick, an -ism alert. Somebody can't tell ''em apart, all look the same to me.... Abe? :shock:

That's what happens when you rely on Google to answer the question asked. :oops:
Xi Jinping. No, I didn't know the name of the Chinese President.

orraloon

So I guess the caption to R88's pic went whoosh by you?

pblakeney

rolf_f

Yesterday in China. "Oooh, I really admire you and you were right to take advantage of us and it was all Obamas fault anyway and we were a bit crap"
Today, safely far away in Vietnam "You thieving scumbags. Nobody messes with 'merica, the Greatest country in the world - I'm going to get you"

He seems rather spineless........

pblakeney

Rolf F wrote:

Yesterday in China. "Oooh, I really admire you and you were right to take advantage of us and it was all Obamas fault anyway and we were a bit crap"
Today, safely far away in Vietnam "You thieving scumbags. Nobody messes with 'merica, the Greatest country in the world - I'm going to get you"

He is rather spineless........

FTFY

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

G'day mate. I'm Hirohito and I'm from America. Throw another shrimp on the barbie for me.

'G'day', 'Barbie'?! Did Hirohito spend time in Australia?

Anyway, 1 post and he's f*cked off. Is there any point people quoting and bleeting at him?

G'day mate, it's me Hirohito again. Bonzer.

Nah mate, not going to or been to Australia - no need to. I'm from Alabama - fair dinkum best place in the goddamn world and if you bogan Brit cyclists don't stop mocking Hallowed POTUS I'll get really angry.

Matthewfalle

darkhairedlord wrote:

Robert88 wrote:

President XLV shakes hands with President XI



Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the most powerful of us all?

Body language is telling.
For trump, leaning in, reaching across, looking away for approval.
The Chinese president looks like hes letting another tourist take a selfie.

Is it just me or does Dotard look like Jeremy Clarkson in that one? Obviously with an equally stupid but different hair cut.

bianchimoon

does he travel with his own personal hairdresser? must take some time and spray every morning for that combover. Also something else in common with Berlesconi he has, the need to appear to have a full head of hair... SAD

dinyull

Matthewfalle wrote:

darkhairedlord wrote:

Robert88 wrote:

President XLV shakes hands with President XI



Mirror, mirror on the wall who's the most powerful of us all?

Body language is telling.
For trump, leaning in, reaching across, looking away for approval.
The Chinese president looks like hes letting another tourist take a selfie.

Is it just me or does Dotard look like Jeremy Clarkson in that one? Obviously with an equally stupid but different hair cut.

Looks like our 5 week old when he's straining for a sh*t.

dinyull

bianchimoon wrote:

does he travel with his own personal hairdresser? must take some time and spray every morning for that combover. Also something else in common with Berlesconi he has, the need to appear to have a full head of hair... SAD

I've read that the only person allowed to touch his hair is the great Dotard himself. From a Time magazine photographer.

I don't believe that for a second because there is no way on earth he could achieve something like that consistently.

kingstongraham

Dinyull wrote:

bianchimoon wrote:

does he travel with his own personal hairdresser? must take some time and spray every morning for that combover. Also something else in common with Berlesconi he has, the need to appear to have a full head of hair... SAD

I've read that the only person allowed to touch his hair is the great Dotard himself. From a Time magazine photographer.

I don't believe that for a second because there is no way on earth he could achieve something like that consistently.

Maybe his morning tweets come after he's been wrestling with it for an hour or so.

pinno

I think that fella, wossisname on the right is thinking "when this tw@t finally leaves, I can get back to my new table tennis bat and thrash those silly buggers from Jhiong wing province, the dirty cheating baskets."
Bloke on the left, whadjemacallim, is thinking "F*ck, just got news my Scottish golf courses are being eroded, probably due to climate change. Bummer".

Matthewfalle

Are you sure his hair isn't like a Lego man's hair - it's a one piece job that you can take off whenever you want.

Like a wig but made of plastic.

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Are you sure his hair isn't like a Lego man's hair - it's a one piece job that you can take off whenever you want.

It's probably a living organism with some scientific interest. The rest of him has been dead since '73.

Matthewfalle

The hair controls the body. Like a follicly powerful cycborg.

Sweeeeeeeeeeeeet. I like it.

Matthewfalle

Do you reaction if he ever ends up in court they will just present the hair as the accused?

pinno

Matthewfalle wrote:

Do you reaction if he ever ends up in court they will just present the hair as the accused?

I think the hair will make a dash for freedom while it can.
The rest of it will get sold cheap for Redneck organ donation - to keep the genetic line going.

rolf_f

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Do you reaction if he ever ends up in court they will just present the hair as the accused?

I think the hair will make a dash for freedom while it can.
The rest of it will get sold cheap for Redneck organ donation - to keep the genetic line going.

It's not actually hair as such - it is a caterpillar that has decided to live on his head.

Matthewfalle

Pinno wrote:

Matthewfalle wrote:

Do you reaction if he ever ends up in court they will just present the hair as the accused?

I think the hair will make a dash for freedom while it can.
The rest of it will get sold cheap for Redneck organ donation - to keep the genetic line going.

Or will the rest of it, devoid of its controlling power, just shrivel up and die. Like a zombie crone I suppose.