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  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,866
    Pinno wrote:
    I was saying just yesterday that it's been too long for Boris to have a gaff...
    Then he has a row.

    Can the pressure on him be ramped up so he trips over properly?
    Candidate hustings and personal flaws. It's the right cocktail.

    It is very Council to leave the mother of your children for a young floozy half your age then have the police called as you are screaming and chucking things at each other
  • veronese68
    veronese68 Posts: 27,331
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,367
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave

    His GF wants him to leave but he doesn't get it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • robert88
    robert88 Posts: 2,696
    Surrey Commuter wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    I was saying just yesterday that it's been too long for Boris to have a gaff...
    Then he has a row.

    Can the pressure on him be ramped up so he trips over properly?
    Candidate hustings and personal flaws. It's the right cocktail.

    It is very Council to leave the mother of your children for a young floozy half your age then have the police called as you are screaming and chucking things at each other

    Yes, Boris being Boris, he is aiming to get on the first Jeremy Kyle show when it returns.

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    His only proviso is that they mustn't ask him to be the one to take a lie detector test.

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave

    His GF wants him to leave but he doesn't get it.
    For some reason it reminded me of this :)
    https://www.facebook.com/bbcthree/videos/quickies-breaking-up-with-a-remoaner/2243826552508985/
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • robert88
    robert88 Posts: 2,696
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave

    His GF wants him to leave but he doesn't get it.
    For some reason it reminded me of this :)
    https://www.facebook.com/bbcthree/videos/quickies-breaking-up-with-a-remoaner/2243826552508985/

    She'll be back! She hasn't got the CDs.

    Getting back to Alexander Kerfuffle Johnson, it's going to be fascinating watching his antics in number 10. I understand we'll have to get used to Steve Bannon and Nigel Farage paying regular visits to keep him on message.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Robert88 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave

    His GF wants him to leave but he doesn't get it.
    For some reason it reminded me of this :)
    https://www.facebook.com/bbcthree/videos/quickies-breaking-up-with-a-remoaner/2243826552508985/

    She'll be back! She hasn't got the CDs.

    Getting back to Alexander Kerfuffle Johnson, it's going to be fascinating watching his antics in number 10. I understand we'll have to get used to Steve Bannon and Nigel Farage paying regular visits to keep him on message.
    She left the cheese as well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,367
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Robert88 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Veronese68 wrote:
    Boris refuses to accept leave means leave

    His GF wants him to leave but he doesn't get it.
    For some reason it reminded me of this :)
    https://www.facebook.com/bbcthree/videos/quickies-breaking-up-with-a-remoaner/2243826552508985/

    She'll be back! She hasn't got the CDs.

    Getting back to Alexander Kerfuffle Johnson, it's going to be fascinating watching his antics in number 10. I understand we'll have to get used to Steve Bannon and Nigel Farage paying regular visits to keep him on message.
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,932
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?
    Eurgh. If you've ever smelt 'retained cleansing' (i.e. rotting afterbirth) on a recently calved cow, you'll now that it small just the same as Stinking Bishop. I've no idea why anyone would want to eat it.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    briantrumpet wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?
    Eurgh. If you've ever smelt 'retained cleansing' (i.e. rotting afterbirth) on a recently calved cow, you'll now that it small just the same as Stinking Bishop. I've no idea why anyone would want to eat it.
    I have actually tried a bit after being intrigued by the references in 'Wallace and Gromit'. Smells vile but strangely tastes OK.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 51,367
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?

    No Camembert - Very French, very squidgy and rather apt.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • briantrumpet
    briantrumpet Posts: 17,932
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    briantrumpet wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?
    Eurgh. If you've ever smelt 'retained cleansing' (i.e. rotting afterbirth) on a recently calved cow, you'll now that it small just the same as Stinking Bishop. I've no idea why anyone would want to eat it.
    I have actually tried a bit after being intrigued by the references in 'Wallace and Gromit'. Smells vile but strangely tastes OK.
    I too tried it once, and yes, the cheese itself is OK, but I decided thenceforth to leave the experience to others who might not know of the alternative source of the stink. It's the brine-washing that does it.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 58,560
    briantrumpet wrote:
    I too tried it once, and yes, the cheese itself is OK, but I decided thenceforth to leave the experience to others who might not know of the alternative source of the stink. It's the brine-washing that does it.
    I didn't know that. Maybe they should use chlorine instead?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    briantrumpet wrote:
    I too tried it once, and yes, the cheese itself is OK, but I decided thenceforth to leave the experience to others who might not know of the alternative source of the stink. It's the brine-washing that does it.
    I didn't know that. Maybe they should use chlorine instead?
    Topical.

    Hat.
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  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,699
    briantrumpet wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    She left the cheese as well.

    I hope it's a good Camembert that's well matured.
    Not Stinking Bishop then?
    Eurgh. If you've ever smelt 'retained cleansing' (i.e. rotting afterbirth) on a recently calved cow, you'll now that it small just the same as Stinking Bishop. I've no idea why anyone would want to eat it.

    It's been a while but I reckon a whiff would take me straight back to my Dad arriving back from a calving midway through lunch.
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  • rick_chasey
    rick_chasey Posts: 72,738
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...
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  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,941
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • verylonglegs
    verylonglegs Posts: 3,955
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    The crazy thing is I bet some of those 350 voted to leave.
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 18,941
    verylonglegs wrote:
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    The crazy thing is I bet some of those 350 voted to leave.


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    @jonlis1

    ‘Good news and bad news. Bad news is Neil will be taking over both branches & some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, good news is I've been promoted, so... every cloud’
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 25,805
    TailWindHome wrote:
    @jonlis1

    ‘Good news and bad news. Bad news is Neil will be taking over both branches & some of you will lose your jobs. Those of you kept on will have to relocate to Swindon, if you wanna stay. I know, gutting. On a more positive note, good news is I've been promoted, so... every cloud’
    I had a similar speech from a boss as the company was being shut down and everyone redundant.
    "Well, I've got a Porsche and the house is paid for so things aren't that bad".
    His wife found out about his affair with his P.A. and took him to the cleaners.
    Sometimes karma isn't instant.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,699
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    At least he is laying it out rather than just pretending there are no consequences to leaving without a deal.

    The warnings of how bad Corbyn would be for business are starting to sound a wee bit hollow.
    1985 Mercian King of Mercia - work in progress (Hah! Who am I kidding?)
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    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • cruff
    cruff Posts: 1,518
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    That's a low-key warning to people ahead of delivering a second vote - it's basically a threat. I'm absolutely convinced of it.
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  • rolf_f
    rolf_f Posts: 16,015
    rjsterry wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    Taoiseach saying there is “enormous hostility” to another extension....

    Given it needs unanimous support....

    Also WA will not be reopened (as if this needed repeating) and no deal = no transition, no nothing just out on our ars*.

    But we'd be taking back control of our arse. Our red, white and blue arse.
    Faster than a tent.......
  • kingstongraham
    kingstongraham Posts: 26,270
    Cruff wrote:
    TailWindHome wrote:
    Rick Chasey wrote:
    So Hunt explaining the manufacturing firm he visited would be wiped out by no deal Brexit and then saying “but we’d still have to do it because that’s what people voted for” is a punchy line for the apparently pro-business candidate...



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    That's a low-key warning to people ahead of delivering a second vote - it's basically a threat. I'm absolutely convinced of it.

    He needs to make Boris own that, and stop with his fantasy "clean brexit".
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 27,699
    Some interesting thoughts on the interim report from the Alternative Arrangements Committee

    https://mobile.twitter.com/davidheniguk ... 2130494464

    It (the report) knocks the idea of no deal being compatible with an open border firmly on the head. And proposes what is effectively a British Isles single market. There are still plenty of holes to be filled/sewn up but at least one bunch of Brexiters are trying to come up with a solution.
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    Part of the anti-growth coalition
  • drhaggis
    drhaggis Posts: 1,150
    So, essentially it turns a UK domestic law issue into something that requires positive collaboration and contribution from Ireland, despite its pro-EU views. Great.
  • bobmcstuff
    bobmcstuff Posts: 11,196
    DrHaggis wrote:
    So, essentially it turns a UK domestic law issue into something that requires positive collaboration and contribution from Ireland, despite its pro-EU views. Great.
    Surely means there would need to be customs checks at the Irish border with the EU, which they'll never accept... Why would they?
  • surrey_commuter
    surrey_commuter Posts: 18,866
    bobmcstuff wrote:
    DrHaggis wrote:
    So, essentially it turns a UK domestic law issue into something that requires positive collaboration and contribution from Ireland, despite its pro-EU views. Great.
    Surely means there would need to be customs checks at the Irish border with the EU, which they'll never accept... Why would they?

    positions things nicely to blame no-deal downsides on johnny foreigner
  • TheBigBean
    TheBigBean Posts: 20,642
    rjsterry wrote:
    Some interesting thoughts on the interim report from the Alternative Arrangements Committee

    https://mobile.twitter.com/davidheniguk ... 2130494464

    It (the report) knocks the idea of no deal being compatible with an open border firmly on the head. And proposes what is effectively a British Isles single market. There are still plenty of holes to be filled/sewn up but at least one bunch of Brexiters are trying to come up with a solution.

    Some of this was suggested by the UK in 2017, but was not accepted by the EU.

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