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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    entering the wankathon meant training training training
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    until he developed a forearm like Popeye's
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    and a blistered, chaffed, mangled todger resembling
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    steak chewed by Spike the bulldog from
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    a back street in Alsager, living in
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  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    the shared, twisted fantasy of three perverted
  • qube
    qube Posts: 1,899
    traffic wardens who don't mind a bit
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    midget porn as long as GT's-mum's not
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    offering sloppy seconds and thirds again to
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    loyalty card holders because the Queen Mother
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    taught Randy Andy all he knew about
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    swigging gin and fondling the serfs without
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    dodgy sexual practices with underage but pretty
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    thick gold diggers who Phil had already
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    schooled in his 'Hide the sausage' game
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And Mohammad the extremist bent over to
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    allow Ronnie the Presbyterian access because secretly
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    they longed to be willing and Abel
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Seaman secretly longed to insert his oar
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    into the soft, damp recesses of the
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    luscious flesh hidden beneath Anne Summers burkas
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    as worn by Minge Eater the ravenous
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    Bugblatter Beast of Traal, so mind-bogglingly stupid
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    that he started an argument with Manc33
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  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    who, it pains me to say, sometimes
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    says something that might be interpreted as
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    a conspiracy theory about aliens disguised as
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    prince Andrew, fighting against new world order
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • ben@31
    ben@31 Posts: 2,327
    armed police who live in ski chalets
    "The Prince of Wales is now the King of France" - Calton Kirby
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,084
    and cheap Rapha clothing, MTBers shaving legs
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