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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    contained Irn Bru, sabotaged by the Scottish
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Can Recyclers of Thurso (SCROT's for short)
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    the dastardly crew, the enemy of Pinno's
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    loon asylum where the workers get perks
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    after only 15 years hard graft but
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    scream 'Make it stop! Keep that thing
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    under control Seanoconn, that thing is rancid
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    and looks like a pickled gherkin that
  • byke68
    byke68 Posts: 1,070
    The shadows are bent by my presence
    Cannondale Trail 6 - crap brakes!
    Cannondale CAAD8
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    and Cliff Richard is bent as well
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    said the Nun to the Vicar after
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    failing to elicit a favourable reaction to
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    her pole-dancing demonstration to the Bishop which
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • vimfuego
    vimfuego Posts: 1,783
    involved a bloke called Stanislav doing a
    CS7
    Surrey Hills
    What's a Zwift?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    unique impression of Welsh sheepshaggers on holiday
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Pituophis
    Pituophis Posts: 1,025
    stroking their leeks with obvious, solicitous intent
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    aiming to shock prude roadies who prefer
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • RDW
    RDW Posts: 1,900
    stroking their Dura Ace components while furiously
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    knocking one out over Katherine Jenkins' cleavage
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    when Stevo's mrs walks into the room
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    she shrieks 'a roadie at least' now I
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    can get the good seeing to I
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    now know that crudders have poor stamina
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,996
    and suffer from premature ejac...oops sorry
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    Stevo who'd been hiding in the wardrobe
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    quickly reached for the Gillette Mach 16
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • arran77
    arran77 Posts: 9,260
    to give 'little Stevo' a quick haircut
    "Arran, you are like the Tony Benn of smut. You have never diluted your depravity and always stand by your beliefs. You have my respect sir and your wife my pity" :lol:

    seanoconn
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    before popping a box of Viagra and
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    thought of Matt in lycra while beating
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,511
    7 bells out of the Panzer because
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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