Man down ...me, again!

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  • MrSweary
    MrSweary Posts: 1,699
    Kieran_Burns wrote:
    drlodge wrote:
    MrSweary wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    how much redness and swelling around the wound area is normal this soon after an op?

    Quite a lot, if my parents 5 knee replacements are anything to go by...

    OK I'm confused, is your Father Jake the Peg?

    Is he a centaur?

    Well my parents possess two legs each making for a total of four knees. My dad is just profligate with knee replacements as he managed to wear out one already. Hence 5 replacements. Two have been done under local anaesthetic too which makes my dad a double hard b**tard and easily harder than your dad or something...
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    itboffin wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    So ITboffin's managed to spread his injury woes over three different threads in one forum - the "Man Down..." thread, the "How do I do that?" thread, and the "fettling" thread. Fishing for sympathy much? :roll: :D

    MTFU you big girl's blouse. There, that's a fancy northern insult for you :D

    you need to broaden your search, i'm over in MTB general as well :lol:

    they love it when a roadie pops over the handlebars
    FTFY
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • greg66_tri_v2.0
    greg66_tri_v2.0 Posts: 7,172
    itboffin wrote:
    msmancunia wrote:
    So ITboffin's managed to spread his injury woes over three different threads in one forum - the "Man Down..." thread, the "How do I do that?" thread, and the "fettling" thread. Fishing for sympathy much? :roll: :D

    MTFU you big girl's blouse. There, that's a fancy northern insult for you :D

    you need to broaden your search, i'm over in MTB general as well :lol:

    they love it when a roadie pops over

    You promiscuous little tart!
    Swim. Bike. Run. Yeah. That's what I used to do.

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    the redness is spreading across my knee and its feeling numb all over now, i'm guessing this is a bad sign :cry:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • rjsterry
    rjsterry Posts: 29,538
    itboffin wrote:
    the redness is spreading across my knee and its feeling numb all over now, i'm guessing this is a bad sign :cry:
    Don't sit there posting about it, get back to A&E or wherever.
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  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    rjsterry wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    the redness is spreading across my knee and its feeling numb all over now, i'm guessing this is a bad sign :cry:
    Don't sit there posting about it, get back to A&E or wherever.
    ^ This. The fact you're clearly worried about it, having been relatively calm about the original incident, should tell you all you need to know...
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    i just took some painkillers drank a few beers and went to bed, looks good this morning :D

    magic beer 8)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • rubertoe
    rubertoe Posts: 3,994
    Meet itboffin, the forums prime candidate for an overdose.
    "If you always do what you've always done, you'll always get what you've always got."

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  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    take the blue pill or the red pill?

    duh! take both innit 8)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • tgotb
    tgotb Posts: 4,714
    itboffin wrote:
    take the blue pill or the red pill?

    duh! take both innit 8)
    If you take the wrong colour pill first, will you explode?
    Pannier, 120rpm.
  • redvee
    redvee Posts: 11,922
    itboffin wrote:
    take the blue pill or the red pill?

    duh! take both innit 8)

    The blue pill is to stop the sheets sticking to your leg :lol:
    I've added a signature to prove it is still possible.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    well that week flew by, funny that :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    I just got my first look at the wound post op, i can tell you now that surgeon didnt win any needlework awards, i think he follows the frankenstein school.

    only 6 giant stitches on the outside and a few inside as well, where they opened it up they've doubled the size of the cut then pulled it all back together like an old blanket. The doc did say I can and should start bending my knee as pain permits, i took that as meaning "light" turbo work.

    :roll:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    walked .5 mile
    drove the car to get beer :wink:
    walking up stairs without much pain, this Magnificat is in the baaaag! 8)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    walked .5 mile
    drove the car to get beer :wink:
    walking up stairs without much pain, this Magnificat is in the baaaag! 8)


    Yay - so you'll be my leadout man - right?
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Attica wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    walked .5 mile
    drove the car to get beer :wink:
    walking up stairs without much pain, this Magnificat is in the baaaag! 8)


    Yay - so you'll be my leadout man - right?

    yep Renshaw & Armstrong sounds like a strong team to me, long black socks?

    if anyone gets in the way i'll flash this at them
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    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    Holy fark

    Your knee....

    ...Your knee has...

    ...labia
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    Attica wrote:
    Holy fark

    Your knee....

    ...Your knee has...

    ...labia

    admit it ....you're moist aren't you?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    Attica wrote:
    Holy fark

    Your knee....

    ...Your knee has...

    ...labia

    admit it ....you're moist aren't you?

    Running like a river...


    Actually - just running
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    i hope that isnt reference to further breaching of the rules?
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    i hope that isnt reference to further breaching of the rules?

    I can quite categorically state that I haven't broken rule 42 in a long long time
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    ha ha just rode my mtb 50 feet around my street, knee warm but not really painful #WINNING
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • attica
    attica Posts: 2,362
    itboffin wrote:
    ha ha just rode my mtb 50 feet around my street, knee warm but not really painful #WINNING


    Strava or it didn't happen
    "Impressive break"

    "Thanks...

    ...I can taste blood"
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    This should be interesting my first ride since the accident will be this mornings commute ....across London

    Good job I'm head to toe Rapha ;-)
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    if anyone else finds themselves in the same situation i can confirm that well placed KT Pro tape around the knee & thigh works wonders, as do strong painkillers
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    itboffin wrote:
    This should be interesting my first ride since the accident will be this mornings commute ....across London

    Good job I'm head to toe Rapha ;-)

    Yeah - no-one will expect you to be quick :wink:

    And, if Rapha's top man in the TdF is anything to go by, people will expect you to be injured and fall off a lot... :twisted: :wink:
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    living the dream 8)

    I hear Sky have an opening :wink:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    itboffin wrote:
    living the dream 8)

    I hear Sky have an opening :wink:

    In all seriousness, hope you get fighting fit quick!
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH
  • itboffin
    itboffin Posts: 20,064
    meanredspider wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    living the dream 8)

    I hear Sky have an opening :wink:

    In all seriousness, hope you get fighting fit quick!

    thanks

    i've ridden 6 x 2.5 mile London commutes this week, tomorrow is the first day back on the normal 2 x 16 miles but via the flatter route i think, subject to that being okay Thur-Fri then Sat is a hard hilly 50 warm up before the 125 Magnificat on Sunday, I have high hope and good meds :lol:
    Rule #5 // Harden The Feck Up.
    Rule #9 // If you are out riding in bad weather, it means you are a badass. Period.
    Rule #12 // The correct number of bikes to own is n+1.
    Rule #42 // A bike race shall never be preceded with a swim and/or followed by a run.
  • meanredspider
    meanredspider Posts: 12,337
    itboffin wrote:
    meanredspider wrote:
    itboffin wrote:
    living the dream 8)

    I hear Sky have an opening :wink:

    In all seriousness, hope you get fighting fit quick!

    thanks

    i've ridden 6 x 2.5 mile London commutes this week, tomorrow is the first day back on the normal 2 x 16 miles but via the flatter route i think, subject to that being okay Thur-Fri then Sat is a hard hilly 50 warm up before the 125 Magnificat on Sunday, I have high hope and good meds :lol:

    Good luck with that 8)
    ROAD < Scott Foil HMX Di2, Volagi Liscio Di2, Jamis Renegade Elite Di2, Cube Reaction Race > ROUGH

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