The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Just back in, think I may watch some cricket now for 6 hours
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Evening all. Too knackered to do much tonight apart from eating, drinking and posting bollox :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    A full tank and an OH who pretends to be asleep?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    I wish it were that simple.

    Anyway, i'll nuke whatever it is with my Chilli.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    A full tank and an OH who pretends to be asleep?

    Haha funny Stevo that was my first thought too,hey it could be saddle with winter tights Pinno,if i change kit and time of year i get different effects too.
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?

    I think its fairy common, but best ask your missus to inspect closely
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Just go get a sharp edged block of timber, belt yourself across the shins with it and you'll soon forget about the bollox
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    You#re great help fellas.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Couple of beers after 3 weeks off. Out for posh birthday dinner with Mrs H3 tomorrow, then back on the wagon again.

    Everyone's balls ache from time to time. Have a doctor feel them up if you're worried Pinno.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,695
    Pinno wrote:
    You#re great help fellas.
    Alternate explanation: Is there a faint possibility you may have upset someone lately? Someone familiar with the art of voodoo perhaps? Been a little careless with your fingernail clippings???
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    hopkinb wrote:
    Couple of beers after 3 weeks off. Out for posh birthday dinner with Mrs H3 tomorrow, then back on the wagon again.

    Everyone's balls ache from time to time. Have a doctor feel them up if you're worried Pinno.

    But things are going very well at the moment, so there must be something wrong.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Overwork?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    crumbschief wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    A full tank and an OH who pretends to be asleep?

    Haha funny Stevo that was my first thought too,hey it could be saddle with winter tights Pinno,if i change kit and time of year i get different effects too.
    Or he could be getting his knackers tangled up in his boxers?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    hopkinb wrote:
    Overwork?
    Unlikely :lol:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,673
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    I had terrible growing pains in my knackers as a teenager, could be that?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    seanoconn wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Talking of bollox, mine are aching. Is there any other reason for your bollox to ache other than Testicular cancer?
    I had terrible growing pains in my knackers as a teenager, could be that?

    buster-gonad_037.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ha Stevo in with the Viz de jizz,what a treat.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Overwork?
    Unlikely :lol:

    Did Pinno not say his Mrs was 14 years his junior? If he's my age, that puts her at 30. That's cause for overwork right there.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Couple of beers after 3 weeks off. Out for posh birthday dinner with Mrs H3 tomorrow, then back on the wagon again.

    Everyone's balls ache from time to time. Have a doctor feel them up if you're worried Pinno.

    But things are going very well at the moment, so there must be something wrong.

    Oh come all ye Pinno colada.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    hopkinb wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Overwork?
    Unlikely :lol:

    Did Pinno not say his Mrs was 14 years his junior? If he's my age, that puts her at 30. That's cause for overwork right there.

    You're not wrong.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Evening squares.

    Done xmas shopping (all online - great innit?). Done cards. Done garage at PPP (almost) and i'm done.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I'm there baby,i have done some painting of small figures,then some taxi work and shopping,then the children came home and i passed on my seer like knowledge to their questions that often come forth and now i am open and free to indulge in the pleasures of BB and the wonder of the stars.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    crumbschief wrote:
    ...i have done some painting of small figures...

    Miniature figures - fantasy/historical ?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    ...i have done some painting of small figures...

    Miniature figures - fantasy/historical ?

    Yup Sci fi too.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Children and TDV in their respective beds, I'm just finishing off the bottle of white that was in the fridge and pissinnng myself at the best thread of 2017.....

    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=13084630
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    crumbschief wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    ...i have done some painting of small figures...

    Miniature figures - fantasy/historical ?

    Yup Sci fi too.

    I know a guy who does whole armies. He did the Waterloo French and English figurines as well as some Chinese armies of old. Legions, all perfect. If he was online, I could hook you up with him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Saw this lot last night - great fun and plenty cider to boot:
    https://youtu.be/pPvZ3fzUSzc
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Saw this lot last night - great fun and plenty cider to boot:
    https://youtu.be/pPvZ3fzUSzc

    And to think Pinno called you Square Pants! :lol:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Saw this lot last night - great fun and plenty cider to boot:
    https://youtu.be/pPvZ3fzUSzc

    And to think Pinno called you Square Pants! :lol:
    They were just the warm up act, never knew who they were until we saw them. This was the main act (more your generation Bally :) )

    https://youtu.be/n4cOE6Qg7e8
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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