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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    never thought of that.

    How about Gibraltar?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    never thought of that.

    How about Gibraltar?

    Malta?
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    sound familiar.

    Is it near Madagascar?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    sound familiar.

    Is it near Madagascar?

    Does Madagascar look like a piece of wasteground, left over from the 1980s?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Garry H wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    sound familiar.

    Is it near Madagascar?

    Does Madagascar look like a piece of wasteground, left over from the 1980s?

    Sheffield it is then.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • matudavey
    matudavey Posts: 108
    SloppySchleckonds wrote:
    Staying in tonight, holiday planning, can someone recommend somewhere nice to stay in the Pyrenees please.

    TIA

    HTH

    I know a great place near Sort, near the Coll de Canto, Boixols. Great for both road and MTB and with excellent catering...
    http://redrocktrails.co.uk/

    I may be biased as they're family, but I love it out there!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    There you go Sloppy.
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    Pork scratchings I believe. Food of champions and Annie.

    I understand that Stallone was a cider man.....
    He should meet cider woman then.

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    (any similarity to the TLW's is completely coincidental)
    Just seen that. Mint. Made my day. On a quite shit day. Cheers :lol:
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    :D

    Plenty more where that came from
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Private collection?
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Private collection?
    Nope, all on t'interweb.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Just paid $8 for a pint of IPA and it wasn't even a full sized imperial pint.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Just paid $8 for a pint of IPA and it wasn't even a full sized imperial pint.

    Would be quite apt if it came in a mug.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Private collection?
    Nope, all on t'interweb.

    Depends which characters you like...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    I used to like 8 Ace. His one forteh nine was always going to be spent on Ace at Patel's micro-mart, and he'd end up pissing hissel' while his missus brayed him with a frying pan or similar. I was delighted to discover when he was up in court that his full name is Octavius Federidge Tinsworth Ace.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    Always liked Sid the Sexist and his immortal chat up line to a plump girl: 'Ye divvent sweat much for a fat lass'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Just paid $8 for a pint of IPA and it wasn't even a full sized imperial pint.

    Would be quite apt if it came in a mug.

    That was a cheap pint. Seems everyone, residents and tourists are 'mugged' in NY.
    Off to do one of the few freebies today, Staten Island Ferry.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Always liked Sid the Sexist and his immortal chat up line to a plump girl: 'Ye divvent sweat much for a fat lass'.
    Sid to lass: What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes blow jobs?
    Lass: Divvent Na, pet
    Sid (jerking two thumbs up to chest): Moi
    Tyneside's silver-tongued cavalier indeed :lol:
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Just paid $8 for a pint of IPA and it wasn't even a full sized imperial pint.

    Would be quite apt if it came in a mug.

    That was a cheap pint. Seems everyone, residents and tourists are 'mugged' in NY.
    Off to do one of the few freebies today, Staten Island Ferry.
    Mr Goo, you won't get an imperial pint in the US. But I guess you knew that. And it doesn't sound that much of a rip-off.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    edited September 2017
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Always liked Sid the Sexist and his immortal chat up line to a plump girl: 'Ye divvent sweat much for a fat lass'.
    Sid to lass: What's got two thumbs, speaks French and likes blow jobs?
    Lass: Divvent Na, pet
    Sid (jerking two thumbs up to chest): Moi
    Tyneside's silver-tongued cavalier indeed :lol:
    :D Remember that now. The other one was 'if the lady wants a baby, I'm the c0ck o' the North'.

    Posted this in another thread last week but worth reposting as it always makes me laugh:

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • BelgianBeerGeek
    BelgianBeerGeek Posts: 5,226
    Cheers Stevo, that was ace. Made me laugh out loud, and I went shopping in ASDA this afternoon. I was a devotee of Viz for years and miss Paul Wicker the Tall Vicar, The Parkie, and Terry Fuckwitt. Sometimes I think the best stories were the one offs - Garry Bushell the Bear and Diana Ross' Dogshit Museum were pure genius.
    I remember Simon (forgotten name) on Radcliffe and Maconies show years ago and he said summat like: you could sit down with Viz, read it and pass an hour of your life and you wouldn't have learnt a bloody thing.
    I like that.
    Ecrasez l’infame
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Ha that was a cracker Stevo,not read stuff like that in years.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    you could sit down, read it and pass an hour of your life and you wouldn't have learnt a bloody thing.
    I like that.

    Bit like this forum really .....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    crumbschief wrote:
    Ha that was a cracker Stevo,not read stuff like that in years.
    Cheers, I'll have to dredge the memory banks a bit more.

    I remember Viz well as I used to have to translate some of it from Geordie to English for my mates when I was student :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    BelgianBeerGeek wrote:
    Cheers Stevo, that was ace. Made me laugh out loud, and I went shopping in ASDA this afternoon. I was a devotee of Viz for years and miss Paul Wicker the Tall Vicar, The Parkie, and Terry Fuckwitt. Sometimes I think the best stories were the one offs - Garry Bushell the Bear and Diana Ross' Dogshit Museum were pure genius.
    I remember Simon (forgotten name) on Radcliffe and Maconies show years ago and he said summat like: you could sit down with Viz, read it and pass an hour of your life and you wouldn't have learnt a bloody thing.
    I like that.
    Ta BBG.

    Some of the one offs were top stuff. The gypsy cartoon strips were brilliant, and the Real Ale Tw@t's were a good side show.

    Also used to like Finbarr Saunders, Biffa Bacon, Roger Mellie, Student Grant, Norbert Colon, Pathetic Sharks, Buster Gonad, Johnny Fartpants, Cockney W@nker, Millie Tant and the Modern Parents (the last two remind me of certain people in Cake Stop :P )
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    hopkinb wrote:
    I used to like 8 Ace. His one forteh nine was always going to be spent on Ace at Patel's micro-mart, and he'd end up pissing hissel' while his missus brayed him with a frying pan or similar. I was delighted to discover when he was up in court that his full name is Octavius Federidge Tinsworth Ace.

    47_viz142_8ace.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,408
    This one's quite relevant.

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    One for commuting chat, or maybe the 'White Audi' thread?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • sloppyschleckonds
    sloppyschleckonds Posts: 8,019
    Back early, what have I missed?
    I'm sorry you don't believe in miracles
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,320
    Back late, what happened?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Garry H
    Garry H Posts: 6,639
    Nowt.

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