The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...
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Plenty of 'scenery' here. Would love to see them in summer with less clothing on.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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pinarello001 wrote:Plenty of 'scenery' here. Would love to see them in summer with less clothing on.
Date rape drugs are your friend0 -
matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Plenty of 'scenery' here. Would love to see them in summer with less clothing on.
Date rape drugs are your friend
Not a fat wallet?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Depends if you're in the part of town where the scenery includes little red lights I guess.pinarello001 wrote:matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:Plenty of 'scenery' here. Would love to see them in summer with less clothing on.
Date rape drugs are your friend
Not a fat wallet?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
So Pinno, how does Stranraer compare to Lisbon now that you're back?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0
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One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0
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pinarello001 wrote:One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.
Work and home described perfectly0 -
matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.
Work and home described perfectly
An odd parallel that. Wish the OH could work full time and i'll stay home and be house husband. Then we could try for a 3rd
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pinarello001 wrote:matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.
Work and home described perfectly
An odd parallel that. Wish the OH could work full time and i'll stay home and be house husband. Then we could try for a 3rd
Three kids is fun, but I always remember it as two against one (mainly my younger brother and I falling out with the elder) - whereas my two kids are inseparable and chose to share a room0 -
I think I would question your sanity on that point - one is enough for me. More kids than you have arms is asking for chaos.pinarello001 wrote:matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.
Work and home described perfectly
An odd parallel that. Wish the OH could work full time and i'll stay home and be house husband. Then we could try for a 3rd"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Two is good, they entertain each other so we get more peace.
Did you see the Last Leg last night Stevo? Bit on tax evasion or avoidance, quite funny.0 -
Nope, completely ignored the box apart from a few minutes of T2. I've tried to make my own amusement on tax avoidance as you might have seenVeronese68 wrote:Two is good, they entertain each other so we get more peace.
Did you see the Last Leg last night Stevo? Bit on tax evasion or avoidance, quite funny. "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
I think I would question your sanity on that point - one is enough for me. More kids than you have arms is asking for chaos.pinarello001 wrote:matthew h wrote:pinarello001 wrote:One place is shyte and one place is excellent. Funny that.
Work and home described perfectly
An odd parallel that. Wish the OH could work full time and i'll stay home and be house husband. Then we could try for a 3rd
There's a part of me that likes the chaos. I guess the only holiday destination given a 3rd would be Portugal or Italy. They love children out there, unlike the British who only love their own and 'put up' with them at that.
Even the Italians say 'no Complano' for 3 and they used to breed like rabbits. :roll:seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own.pinarello001 wrote:There's a part of me that likes the chaos. I guess the only holiday destination given a 3rd would be Portugal or Italy. They love children out there, unlike the British who only love their own and 'put up' with them at that."I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own.pinarello001 wrote:There's a part of me that likes the chaos. I guess the only holiday destination given a 3rd would be Portugal or Italy. They love children out there, unlike the British who only love their own and 'put up' with them at that.
You see, what did I say?
I actually like kids. You're just a miserable basket. In fact, it's not me that's a miserable git, it's you. Funny that. You're not going to hear the end of this.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Wait 'till yours are teenagers, then you'll see the wisdom in my wordspinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Kids are like farts, you can just about stand your own.pinarello001 wrote:There's a part of me that likes the chaos. I guess the only holiday destination given a 3rd would be Portugal or Italy. They love children out there, unlike the British who only love their own and 'put up' with them at that.
You see, what did I say?
I actually like kids. You're just a miserable basket. In fact, it's not me that's a miserable git, it's you. Funny that. You're not going to hear the end of this.
"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Ho hum.
Where tf is Arran? Reminds me of a song Chubby Brown covered.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
Tonight for me was a champagne dinner with the wife.
Now that she has settled down to watch soaps, I am moving to the hifi room with a malt. I will speak to her when I go back for more.
A most agreeable evening.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Two sprogs are enough - they keep each other amused and double cuddles are the best. One is far too much work three is lunacy.
TDM is away so sprogs asleep in bed, rose and NCIS curled up next to the dog.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
That's double daring!Matthewfalle wrote:TDM is away so sprogs asleep in bed, rose and NCIS curled up next to the dog.
Not only getting the other in, but calling her a dog to boot! The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Great - the dog just looked at me like I smelt then got up and walked off to sleep elsewhere. So now it's just me a half a bottle of rose. I can handle it, sniff, sniff........Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
What do you expect when you insist on calling her a dog?Matthewfalle wrote:Great - the dog just looked at me like I smelt then got up and walked off to sleep elsewhere. So now it's just me a half a bottle of rose. I can handle it, sniff, sniff........
Then again, calling her a b!tch isn't going to sit well either.The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Well, when she stopped and had a poo in the road earlier it didn't exactly make me want to marry her and call her "Princess".
Just as well I had an old pork scratchings packet in my pocket to scoop it up with.Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Good old Chubby. Second most famous resident of my home town after Paul Danielspinarello001 wrote:Ho hum.
Where tf is Arran? Reminds me of a song Chubby Brown covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfXxuDKbfMQ"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
Good old Chubby. Second most famous resident of my home town after Paul Danielspinarello001 wrote:Ho hum.
Where tf is Arran? Reminds me of a song Chubby Brown covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfXxuDKbfMQ
Well, I emailed him and so far diddley squat. Does that mean he has turned into a Jonny no Mates square pants who doesn't like big girls and shiny things? Has he bought a city hybrid and started proper communting?seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
'Fraid so. I think he has done a passable impression of the Monty Python Norwegian Blue Parrot as far as the BB is concerned.pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Good old Chubby. Second most famous resident of my home town after Paul Danielspinarello001 wrote:Ho hum.
Where tf is Arran? Reminds me of a song Chubby Brown covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfXxuDKbfMQ
Well, I emailed him and so far diddley squat. Does that mean he has turned into a Jonny no Mates square pants who doesn't like big girls and shiny things? Has he bought a city hybrid and started proper communting?"I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]0 -
Fair dos. I'd call her a dog too.Matthewfalle wrote:Well, when she stopped and had a poo in the road earlier it didn't exactly make me want to marry her and call her "Princess".
Just as well I had an old pork scratchings packet in my pocket to scoop it up with.
But then I don't invite anyone into my house who will take a poo in the road. I made that quite clear to Paula. The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
I am not sure. You have no chance.Veronese68 wrote:PB is the most sensible person on here.0 -
Stevo 666 wrote:
'Fraid so. I think he has done a passable impression of the Monty Python Norwegian Blue Parrot as far as the BB is concerned.pinarello001 wrote:Stevo 666 wrote:
Good old Chubby. Second most famous resident of my home town after Paul Danielspinarello001 wrote:Ho hum.
Where tf is Arran? Reminds me of a song Chubby Brown covered.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IfXxuDKbfMQ
Well, I emailed him and so far diddley squat. Does that mean he has turned into a Jonny no Mates square pants who doesn't like big girls and shiny things? Has he bought a city hybrid and started proper communting?
Oh f*ck, Arran's been 'domesticated'. I had a friend who walked on the wild side, had a few risque (but very cute gf's) nearly turned pro as a skate boarder. Our respective gf's at any time resented when we got together as we would get up to all sorts. He ended up meeting this girl from Brighton and got married. Now there is a tangible glazed expression on his face and in his eyes.
I think A77 has gone that way... Poor b4stard. Maybe we should assemble a rescue squad.seanoconn - gruagach craic!0 -
I can see it now - a bit like the A Team but on bicycles wearing Lycra.
We're gonna get our arses kicked.
Can we not just use him as a sacrifice and a warning to any future bb'ers who may be contemplating the domestication route?Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am
De Sisti wrote:
This is one of the silliest threads I've come across.
Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honoursmithy21 wrote:
He's right you know.0 -
Matthewfalle wrote:I can see it now - a bit like the A Team but on bicycles wearing Lycra.
We're gonna get our arses kicked.
Can we not just use him as a sacrifice and a warning to any future bb'ers who may be contemplating the domestication route?
we get there and struggle to get across a tiled floor in our SPD's0
