The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Evenin' all...

    Been busy using wet lube...which reminds me, I need to service the bike.
    You should change your username to Finbarello001.

    Actually at this time of year, it is Cindarello at the Stranraer church hall.
    I suppose the shouts of 'He's behind you!' would be quite appropriate.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 16,004
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Ballysmate wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Evenin' all...

    Been busy using wet lube...which reminds me, I need to service the bike.
    You should change your username to Finbarello001.

    Actually at this time of year, it is Cindarello at the Stranraer church hall.
    I suppose the shouts of 'He's behind you!' would be quite appropriate.

    Especially if he was still armed with his wet lube. :shock:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Que pasa amigas?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Que pasa amigas?
    I'm on the gin again - been a tough week.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Que pasa amigas?
    I'm on the gin again - been a tough week.

    It's been a tougher week for matt h - he got chucked out of Weatherspoons at 2.30 am.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    What was he doing to get chucked out so early?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    We shall probably never know. There are a lot of drinking joints in Shropshire, just as well really.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    And home after dinner at the local, with a bottle or two of wine. Well it was a Friday and it had been a 3 hour meeting with an annoying colleague who likes to snipe and generally be a pita.

    laphroaig yet Stevo?
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    sa0u823e wrote:
    And home after dinner at the local, with a bottle or two of wine. Well it was a Friday and it had been a 3 hour meeting with an annoying colleague who likes to snipe and generally be a pita.

    laphroaig yet Stevo?
    Unfortunately no. There was bugger all left when I found it so I finished it last night. Gin again tonight :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Que pasa amigas?
    I'm on the gin again - been a tough week.

    It's been a tougher week for matt h - he got chucked out of Weatherspoons at 2.30 am.

    Hotel bar :) tired now though
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    'Hotel bar' rofl.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    'Hotel bar' rofl.
    Never knew Wetherspoons did accommodation.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    'Hotel bar' rofl.
    Never knew Wetherspoons did accommodation.

    Accommodation for the Shropshire shrugger was probably a ditch.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    'Hotel bar' rofl.
    Never knew Wetherspoons did accommodation.

    Accommodation for the Shropshire shrugger was probably a ditch.

    Not too far off, someone else booked the accommodation, no parking and a firkin holiday inn!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    'In the ditch' is probably the best metaphor for Holiday Inn.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    'In the ditch' is probably the best metaphor for Holiday Inn.
    And probably where the person who booked it will end up if he's one of TLW's minions.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    Evenin' All.

    Checking in after an absolute **** of a week...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Flâneur
    Flâneur Posts: 3,081
    Here, rare I know. Got in opened a beer finally took a sip an hour later and still didn't want it. down the drain it went
    Stevo 666 wrote: Come on you Scousers! 20/12/2014
    Crudder
    CX
    Toy
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    I'm having a night off the grog for a change this week :shock:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm having a night off the grog for a change this week :shock:

    :?:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm having a night off the grog for a change this week :shock:

    :?:

    I see that this notion is totally and utterly incomprehensible to you. I hope you recover soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    pinarello001 wrote:
    matthew h wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    I'm having a night off the grog for a change this week :shock:

    :?:

    I see that this notion is totally and utterly incomprehensible to you. I hope you recover soon.

    Why? I'm happy in this bubble
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Try choosing beer with less gas!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Try choosing beer with less gas!
    It helps him keep up a decent speed on that fixie of his.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Try choosing beer with less gas!
    It helps him keep up a decent speed on that fixie of his.

    Fast track to the nearest ditch?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Try choosing beer with less gas!
    It helps him keep up a decent speed on that fixie of his.

    Fast track to the nearest ditch?
    Well it is where the Cruddites bury their dead hookers.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,202
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Try choosing beer with less gas!
    It helps him keep up a decent speed on that fixie of his.

    Fast track to the nearest ditch?
    Well it is where the Cruddites bury their dead hookers.

    With their heads backwards
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Can you put a stop to this wearing out of hookers bizness please?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,831
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Can you put a stop to this wearing out of hookers bizness please?
    Why?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,521
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    pinarello001 wrote:
    Can you put a stop to this wearing out of hookers bizness please?
    Why?

    What do you mean 'why'? The last thing we need is a shortage of hookers. Philosophically speaking, I don't think I would want one post crudder.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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