The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Led Zepellin. I used to deliver newspapers to Peter James Grant. He had a Porsche 911 on the drive and a Range Rover. The Porker number plate was BAD 1 and the RR, LZ1.
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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    Led Zepellin. I used to deliver newspapers to Peter James Grant. He had a Porsche 911 on the drive and a Range Rover. The Porker number plate was BAD 1 and the RR, LZ1.

    That is cool stuff.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    crumbschief wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Led Zepellin. I used to deliver newspapers to Peter James Grant. He had a Porsche 911 on the drive and a Range Rover. The Porker number plate was BAD 1 and the RR, LZ1.

    That is cool stuff.

    It was cool but initially, I mistook him for the manager of a Porsche racing team. :oops:
    He just smiled and I was confused.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?
    Had that last night washed down with Cobra and nearly farted myself out bed this morning.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Doing a Brexit compliant ham, egg 'n' chips meal, 'cept as I have at least some taste, this is a combo cubed potato and sweet potato, seasoned spiced and herbed base, with an over layer of the other 2 main ingredients. I'll get drummed out of the Conservative Party for this sort of blasphemy.

    Oh yeah while sipping a very pleasant Westmalle Tripel.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?

    I always sing this song when i have a naan

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HnYWmgSZdlM
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    orraloon wrote:
    Doing a Brexit compliant ham, egg 'n' chips meal, 'cept as I have at least some taste, this is a combo cubed potato and sweet potato, seasoned spiced and herbed base, with an over layer of the other 2 main ingredients. I'll get drummed out of the Conservative Party for this sort of blasphemy.

    Oh yeah while sipping a very pleasant Westmalle Tripel.
    Traitor.
    I had a quarter jar of lime pickle with sausages and mushy peas.
    Oolong tea.
    Raspberry fool.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    orraloon wrote:

    Oh yeah while sipping a very pleasant Westmalle Tripel.

    A fine and most capable elixir in the absence of a Roche or a St Bernardo
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?
    Had that last night washed down with Cobra and nearly farted myself out bed this morning.

    A worthy of Viz comment Stevo,well they do say a comment pebble dashes a thousand turds or something like that.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    crumbschief wrote:
    ...they do say a comment pebble dashes a thousand turds or something like that.

    :lol:

    Time for more quotes methinks.

    From blazing saddles:

    "Now go do the Voodoo that you do so well"

    "...and let no turd remain un-stoned"
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    crumbschief wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?
    Had that last night washed down with Cobra and nearly farted myself out bed this morning.

    A worthy of Viz comment Stevo,well they do say a comment pebble dashes a thousand turds or something like that.
    The phrase 'The Calcutta splutter' was quite apt.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Oi oi!

    Curry and naaaaaaaaaaaaaan bread in a bit.

    Wot you lot up to?
    Had that last night washed down with Cobra and nearly farted myself out bed this morning.

    A worthy of Viz comment Stevo,well they do say a comment pebble dashes a thousand turds or something like that.
    The phrase 'The Calcutta splutter' was quite apt.

    Crikey you and Noir should be a tag nut team i'm laughing here.
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Is it Friday yet?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Soz Harv, no. Wassup?
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Pinno wrote:
    Soz Harv, no. Wassup?

    Bored. Sober. But mainly f00king bored.

    I can cure the sober, but dog will want to play at 6:00am.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Big Harv wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Soz Harv, no. Wassup?

    Bored. Sober. But mainly f00king bored.

    I can cure the sober, but dog will want to play at 6:00am.

    I cured my boredom with a short bit about painting.

    viewtopic.php?f=40088&t=13100963&e=1&view=unread#p20497895

    Now i'm back to boredom.

    Re.: Dog walking. Why do you think golf clubs and balls were invented. You could stand out in the back garden, in your slippers and PJ's...
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Evening squares

    We'll be one square short tonight. Unless the Smoggy bloke drives his Reliant Robin like he stole it.
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Evening. I mowed the lawn today. It was strangely satisfying.

    I am now supping a Picpoule de Pinet, whilst watching some potatoes cook. Mrs Harv has f00ked her back so I am in command of the kitchen. And the fridge. Dog is fighting a slipper somewhere.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    ciao

    pizza in the oven, about to open a bottle of Chianti. Who says the MFs are stereotypical?

    then walk boy to club, bambina is getting picked up to go to Scouts, then veg before collecting boy and herding bambina and boy to bed when standard Friday night 9:15 meltdowns happen.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    watching moldova vs france.

    anyone else here?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    watching moldova vs france.

    anyone else here?

    Where is here?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Big Harv wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    watching moldova vs france.

    anyone else here?

    Where is here?
    Here is now.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Consumed a rather pleasant cottage pie bulked up with loads of overwintered garden veges inc chard, leek, cutting celery (which is an excellent leafy high taste celery not yer borin' sticks type), multi faceted flavour combos, complemented by a mixed sweet potato and ord tattie topping. Accompanied by a cheap but good value Malbec outta local Coop.

    So, tick on the square Friday night box?
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Big Harv wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    watching moldova vs france.

    anyone else here?

    Where is here?

    Like when is now
  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Was now then? Or is it until..?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    I won't know now until later.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    orraloon wrote:
    Consumed a rather pleasant cottage pie bulked up with loads of overwintered garden veges inc chard, leek, cutting celery (which is an excellent leafy high taste celery not yer borin' sticks type), multi faceted flavour combos, complemented by a mixed sweet potato and ord tattie topping. Accompanied by a cheap but good value Malbec outta local Coop.

    So, tick on the square Friday night box?

    Surely 'square' would have been Beans on toast.

    Are you moving back Norf if this 'ere Brexit thingy happens?
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  • big_harv
    big_harv Posts: 512
    Norf is Barnet or Enfield surely? Is there more?

    Ah, Linwood. Reckon if I did a paper round I could buy it..
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Big Harv wrote:
    Norf is Barnet or Enfield surely? Is there more?

    Ah, Linwood. Reckon if I did a paper round I could buy it..

    Would you want to?

    I thought that the Watford gap was the borderline between Norf and Saaf?
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