The Friday night christ i'm f.ucking bored thread...

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  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh do both then you won't notice the sweats
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    dealing with opioid overdoses in public toilets.

    just gonna narcan the bloke

    #great
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    hopkinb wrote:
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.

    Is that a Bonanza sort of thing.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    dealing with opioid overdoses in public toilets.

    just gonna narcan the bloke

    #great

    Thta's just made me think of an old headline involving George,called Zip me up before you go go.
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    crumbschief wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.

    Is that a Bonanza sort of thing.

    That would be hoss.

    Maybe I meant hoes, but that would be garden implements.

    What I mean is the eastern European ladies who will come round to my house and endure my company in exchange for money.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    dealing with opioid overdoses in public toilets.

    just gonna narcan the bloke

    #great

    Thta's just made me think of an old headline involving George,called Zip me up before you go go.
    Here you go go:

    george-michael-might-not-have-been-choosy-when-he-was-caught-cruising-public-toilets-in-la-as-revealed-in-our-1998-headline-but-that-doesnt-mean-you.jpg
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    hopkinb wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.

    Is that a Bonanza sort of thing.

    That would be hoss.

    Maybe I meant hoes, but that would be garden implements.

    What I mean is the eastern European ladies who will come round to my house and endure my company in exchange for money.
    Isn't that a bit like a wife?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    hopkinb wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.

    Is that a Bonanza sort of thing.

    That would be hoss.

    Maybe I meant hoes, but that would be garden implements.

    What I mean is the eastern European ladies who will come round to my house and endure my company in exchange for money.

    Cheers Boss,just playing.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    Rain you say? Balls. Wanted to go for a ride tomorrow, but you're right, weather looks appalling. Maybe stay in and snort blow and order hos online.

    Is that a Bonanza sort of thing.

    That would be hoss.

    Maybe I meant hoes, but that would be garden implements.

    What I mean is the eastern European ladies who will come round to my house and endure my company in exchange for money.
    Isn't that a bit like a wife?

    Ha ha i was gonna say that about my children,but that wouldn't be true. .
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    dealing with opioid overdoses in public toilets.

    just gonna narcan the bloke

    #great

    Thta's just made me think of an old headline involving George,called Zip me up before you go go.
    Here you go go:

    george-michael-might-not-have-been-choosy-when-he-was-caught-cruising-public-toilets-in-la-as-revealed-in-our-1998-headline-but-that-doesnt-mean-you.jpg

    Cheers what a cracker
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    I was watching Deutschland '86.
    Lavinia Wilson is sooo sexy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    crumbschief wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    crumbschief wrote:
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    dealing with opioid overdoses in public toilets.

    just gonna narcan the bloke

    #great

    Thta's just made me think of an old headline involving George,called Zip me up before you go go.
    Here you go go:

    george-michael-might-not-have-been-choosy-when-he-was-caught-cruising-public-toilets-in-la-as-revealed-in-our-1998-headline-but-that-doesnt-mean-you.jpg

    Cheers what a cracker
    It's up there with the 'Freddie Starr ate my hamster' shock exclusive:

    1404370.main_image.jpg?strip=all
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Swedes-2-Turnips-1-1.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Oi oi squares, Christ it's chilly out there.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • step83
    step83 Posts: 4,170
    Yeah prodding the fire back into life tonight I think.
    Titanium Px Spitfire
    Easty commuter
    Tripster AT
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Step83 wrote:
    Yeah prodding the fire back into life tonight I think.

    Us too funnily enough. We thought that was the end of ash and clean ups for a while.
    Deutschland 86 then TdY highlights later.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Back from doing taxi work. Now having a well deserved drink.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Evening closet swingers

    "Freddie Starr joins his Hamster".

    Ha ha.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    vino rosso to drown TDV's sorrows because of some shyt news, Smokey & The Bandit 2.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Drinking malts while taking sunset photos from the holiday apartment windows after munching down lobster and quaffing wine.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    Evening closet swingers

    "Freddie Starr joins his Hamster".

    Ha ha.
    Armageddon!
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    You're getting closer to what?

    Look, sod off PB - we're both up norf.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Pinno wrote:
    You're getting closer to what?

    Look, sod off PB - we're both up norf.
    Yeah, but I'm on holiday.
    #enjoyitwhileitlasts
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    You're getting closer to what?

    Look, sod off PB - we're both up norf.
    Yeah, but I'm on holiday.
    #enjoyitwhileitlasts

    Yeah, fill yer boots PB.
    The weather is much better today and improving over the next week.
    Where are you?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • david7m
    david7m Posts: 636
    Just finished work, only got one can of carlsberg and watching crap on TV - botched - can't take anymore. Laters:)
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    You're getting closer to what?
    Not a lot. Try googling 'Armageddon gerbil' if you're bored though.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Pinno wrote:
    PBlakeney wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    You're getting closer to what?

    Look, sod off PB - we're both up norf.
    Yeah, but I'm on holiday.
    #enjoyitwhileitlasts

    Yeah, fill yer boots PB.
    The weather is much better today and improving over the next week.
    Where are you?
    Oban. Did the sportive route both ways before the cyclists arrive for Sunday.
    Has been cold but unseasonably dry with loads of sun.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Oban is stunning (when the weather is good). We're going to a place near Aviemore in July. Wahey.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pblakeney
    pblakeney Posts: 27,325
    Hopefully it will be warmer then. Averaged 4°C when I was out on the bike in the morning.
    Warmed up to a balmy 10°C in the afternoon. Some lovely spots around Aviemore. Loch Morlich for example.
    The above may be fact, or fiction, I may be serious, I may be jesting.
    I am not sure. You have no chance.
    Veronese68 wrote:
    PB is the most sensible person on here.

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