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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Just don't leave the lid off your bin.
    Btw, you don't by any chance keep chickens do you? :)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    'Counting poly bags' is lucrative.

    "You see in this world there are two kinds of people my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig."

    Didn't need the edit. Igot it.

    Any reason you call your youngest 'Shorty'?
    I assume Tricky is not fair haired or she would be Blondie.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    She's the shortest one in the family and Tricky has learning difficulties but she is very bright, just has her own way of doing/arranging things. It's the internet innit - no proper nouns.
    Shorty was short listed for a poetry reading. She won her class year and next Thursday, will stand up on the stage in front of the whole school and recite the poem. I'm very proud of Shorty - she is only 6.
    Hang on, i'll see if I can find it...

    The poem is by J K Annand, not Robert Burns.

    We soopit and we shovelled
    And made a man o snaw
    Wi chuckie stanes for buttons
    For een and neb ana.

    We gied him Geordie's gravat
    And Grandpa's auld lum hat,
    We even borrowed Faither's pipe
    Did he no girn at that!

    And ilka ane that saw him
    Declared that he looked braw.
    But och! the thowe cam far owre quick
    And meltit him awa.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I like it mate,the black and silver looks great,as it's Burns night i suppose i better set light to something.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    crumbschief wrote:
    I like it mate,the black and silver looks great,as it's Burns night i suppose i better set light to something.

    A moose? Perhaps one that is loose?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    edited January 2019
    Well good luck to Shorty then,I like the sounds and the words of that J K
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sounds like you have 2 smashing kids. Shorty is doing well if she recite that. Remarkable for 6.
    It is a cliche, but enjoy them. They grow up so quick.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,227
    Pinno wrote:
    We soopit and we shovelled
    And made a man o snaw
    Wi chuckie stanes for buttons
    For een and neb ana.

    We gied him Geordie's gravat
    And Grandpa's auld lum hat,
    We even borrowed Faither's pipe
    Did he no girn at that!

    And ilka ane that saw him
    Declared that he looked braw.
    But och! the thowe cam far owre quick
    And meltit him awa.
    Barry man.

    Anyways, seeing as how it's Burns' Night, tonight I 'ave been mainly 'aving pasta puttanesca accompanied by a rather acceptable tempranillo garnacha blend. Europeans we are, see. F off UKRAPers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Will you all shout at me for being a poor European drinking English bitter?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    They do. Tricky was 8 last Sunday. Hard to comprehend.
    There was a part if me that resented parking my life when I had kids, admittedly. Now, I don't care. They are 'life'.
    The landscape changed irrevocably.

    I'm with you 'Loon. I'm also praying for a no brexit deal.
    Poor Bally, having to drink English bitter.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Having to drink it? Yeah, life can be cruel.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Where tf is Tuco?
    Not another corporate night out?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh i never liked parking even with the kids,the charges were crazy fantazy
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Pinno wrote:
    Where tf is Tuco?
    Not another corporate night out?

    Tuco i think The Good The Bad and The Ugly,which covers most of us on here
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Where tf is Tuco?
    Not another corporate night out?

    I assume you use that name advisedly, being as you have actually set eyes on him.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Well, he looks like his avatar.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    You're right then. Ugly.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    What you up to these days CC?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Who tf is Tuco more like. Must be some suave handsome bastard.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    One out of three.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    "Tall, dark and two out of three isn't bad" :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Evening slackers

    (Heavy emphasis on 'slack')
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • hopkinb
    hopkinb Posts: 7,129
    Evening Monsieur le Pin, et tout you other fcukers. Fcuk all occurring here. I'm going to head off to bed soon, hoping to dream of Clare Danes. I expect to wake at 6 as usual, get up, take the dog out, all before the others wake.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    hopkinb wrote:
    ...hoping to dream of Clare Danes.

    Now that would be very messy.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    ...hoping to dream of Clare Danes.

    Now that would be very messy.
    What's the old Confucius saying; 'Man who go to bed with sexual problem on mind, wake up with solution on stomach'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    ...hoping to dream of Clare Danes.

    Now that would be very messy.
    What's the old Confucius saying; 'Man who go to bed with sexual problem on mind, wake up with solution on stomach'.

    Ha that reminded me of another oldun," Man who go to bed with itchy arse wake with smelly finger"
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    crumbschief wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    hopkinb wrote:
    ...hoping to dream of Clare Danes.

    Now that would be very messy.
    What's the old Confucius saying; 'Man who go to bed with sexual problem on mind, wake up with solution on stomach'.

    Ha that reminded me of another oldun," Man who go to bed with itchy ars* wake with smelly finger"
    My fave is 'Man who walk sideways through door of brothel, going to Bangkok'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Woman with skirt around waist run much faster than man with trousers around ankles.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,398
    While chain swing, seat will be warm.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,317
    Allo squares and swingers.
    Can anyone recommend... nah, forget it.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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