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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    watching-paint-dry.jpg
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    I like this one. Maybe i'll put it on my desktop.

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Ballysmate wrote:
    watching-paint-dry.jpg
    SKY may have copyright issues with you posting pics of the last Man U game.

    I reckon Bass must be playing hide the sausage with that hot date he was talking about the other day.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Kelvin-Trautman-05.jpg
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    you lot really need to get out more!!!

    But, wooo hooo! winner!

    give this a go:

    rtr2ikro.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=748&h=0&crop=1
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Pinno heads on his honeymoon to North Korea.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Korean couple off to their reception to cut the dog.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Sean gets jilted on his wedding day
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Moments later, Tingtong suffers a massive wedgie when her wedding dress gets stuck in the rear wheel.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Mamba and Rick celebrate successfully lobbying for increased inheritance tax rates.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Mamba and Rick make a happy couple.
    (But I think they only married for the tax break)
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    'Say it with flowers', the advert said. These are saying to her, 'I'm gonna fcuk you senseless tonight!'
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Moments later the happy couple were arrested for only having 14 roses instead of the regulation 15. Kyong got an extra 6 months detention for being a smart-arse by claiming that he'd already 'deflowered' her once.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Roses are red
    my party is two
    Riding in tandem
    is blue without you.
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    German bike company April Fool's joke gets lost in translation
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Express delivery of mail order bride
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Pyongyang bike couriers prove they can modernise.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Chris Bass wrote:
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    Former BR moderator proudly parades a female forum member that he has found.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    ^ :D I didn't realise how much an end of year accounting period could induce creativity and speed!
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Chris Bass wrote:
    rtr2ikro.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&w=748&h=0&crop=1
    Former BR moderator proudly parades a female forum member that he has found.

    :lol: Quite good for you, Stevo.

    But the misogynist in him made her sit at the back.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Former BR moderator disappointed when female forum member turns out to be a tranny.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Rose are red
    Violets are blue
    I'm a tranny
    Stirring your poo
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Wiggle road test their new line in reinforced pannier racks.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Chris Bass finally comes through with pics of his sister, but still causes disappointment.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,231
    Oh sorry, I misheard, you were asking about my weapon of MASS destruction?
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Former BR moderator proudly parades a female forum member that he has found.


    seeing as it got kudos from two other members I guess this will do as the winner.

    take it away Stevo
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    At last, I won :shock:

    Have a crack at this one :P

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    Results on the weekend sometime.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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