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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    He knew one of his team mates had a prostate problem but he couldn't quite put his finger on it.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    No 9 never failed to plug the gaps.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Not an entry.. but why does a football team have a player #41?????

    Squad numbers my boy, squad numbers. You're not from round these parts, are 'ee?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    orraloon wrote:
    Wheelspinner wrote:
    Not an entry.. but why does a football team have a player #41?????

    Squad numbers my boy, squad numbers. You're not from round these parts, are 'ee?

    No but he is bred from a long line of convicts.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    and number 9 slips it into the box
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    When roadies play football...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    apparently number 9 had a cracking game
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Probing a tight defence.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pinno wrote:
    Due to the lack of teen action in prison, Adam Johnson joins the inmates first 11.

    I declare Pinno the winner to put us out of our misery.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Fix. I had Wheelspinner down as the winner, good odds n all.

    Oh yeah, WAWW.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Yay! Or should I say "oh bollox, now I have to find a pic...'. Might take a while, MOTD is on.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Have a bash at thus one:

    1277590950_Glastonbury_mud.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Pinno's OH regretted telling him that she bought him a voucher for an uplift day.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Crudders discover their end of the gene pool really is only an ankle deep mud puddle.
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    The Tesco 2 for 1 promotion on laxatives did not end well.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    TLW explodes after being given 'just a waffeur thin mint'.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Welcome to alsager
  • sswiss
    sswiss Posts: 354
    I told you to stay off the vindaloo
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Solid proof that the chocolate recipe at Cadburys has changed since Kraft takeover.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Pinno did get poo on his manhood after asking his Mrs for anal sex but it wasn't as he'd imagined.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Alain Quay's attempt to stop the 'Join the Labour party' thread backfires on him.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The annual mud wrestling event lost its appeal after the format was changed. The event being open to only bikini clad lovelies was deemed misogynist.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Townie f-wits enjoy the countryside.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    I'm calling time. The winner from an exceptionally bad lot was Bally but some might call it a fix so i'm playing politics by choosing Mr Goo. (Goo came up with a goo caption for the goo).
    Mr Goo wrote:
    Solid proof that the chocolate recipe at Cadburys has changed since Kraft takeover.

    Take it away...
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pah!!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Scooby Goo where are youuuu.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    crumbschief wrote:
    Scooby Goo where are youuuu.

    I'm here raggy. Just havin a scooby snack. Right back soon.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Get on with it...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    It's US Masters week. Winner monday night....ish.

    Golf-Boys-Oh-Oh-Oh.jpg
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.

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