The return of...Caption Competition

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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    The Conservative Paedo Society unveil their slogan "If only everything in life was as reliable as a Saville'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    "I can use by public profile to demean, devalue and further attack my victims integrity and no one will listen to them until I'm dead. No wonder I'm smiling"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Jimmy and Rolf Harris's road trip start now.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Don't come knocking of the van is roc... full of screaming kids.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo shocked when the van arrived for his uplift.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Bottom Bracketeers threaten Orraloon with with being 'fixed' by Jim if he doesn't get his ar$e in gear and judge the caption comp pronto.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,231
    Ah that got the Tory boys all of a tizz indeed. Doesn't matter if was a faked photo, close enough to strike home eh? And anyroads, is a caption competition.

    Anyway, home at this ungodly hour relaxing with a cold one after putting in the km in the Belgian sunshine this week, bloody brilliant it was. Been going to Belgium for years now, but first time we took the bikes over. Revelation. Drivers are so considerate to cyclists. And good quality cycle paths everywhere. Is how it should be. Only grief we got was from a chain gang coming the other way on a bi-directional path. A-holes.

    Winner, succinct, to the point (ooh missus)
    TLW1 wrote:
    Bugger me, Jimmy wants me onboard
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Why are we waiting?
    Put your drink down and get on with it.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Yes, get on with it.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    TLW is in a quandary - Devon girls, Shropshire Wenches or Welsh Landlady. We've no hope.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW is in a quandary - Devon girls, Shropshire Wenches or Welsh Landlady. We've no hope.
    You might have a point. It must be making his head spin even more than his daily 10 pints of cider.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW is in a quandary - Devon girls, Shropshire Wenches or Welsh Landlady. We've no hope.
    You might have a point. It must be making his head spin even more than his daily 10 pints of cider.

    He's cut down then?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Running out of time...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Pinno wrote:
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    I thought it was when the boozer stopped serving.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    I thought it was when the boozer stopped serving.

    You have a point. No landlord in their right mind would kick the Cash Cow out.
    Never thought of MH as that did you?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    I thought it was when the boozer stopped serving.

    You have a point. No landlord in their right mind would kick the Cash Cow out.
    Never thought of MH as that did you?

    People over for dinner so not going to get chance to post anything other than a hideous plumbing quote :(
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    I thought it was when the boozer stopped serving.

    You have a point. No landlord in their right mind would kick the Cash Cow out.
    Never thought of MH as that did you?

    People over for dinner so not going to get chance to post anything other than a hideous plumbing quote :(

    What about a pic of the plumber who gave you the quote?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    Pinno wrote:
    TLW1 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Pinno wrote:
    Happy hour finishes at 10.
    I thought it was when the boozer stopped serving.

    You have a point. No landlord in their right mind would kick the Cash Cow out.
    Never thought of MH as that did you?

    People over for dinner so not going to get chance to post anything other than a hideous plumbing quote :(

    What about a pic of the plumber who gave you the quote?

    Would have been better to take a pic when he was writing up the quote/taking the p155
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,158
    ninja-fail.jpgFinally
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sun god dude attacks another plate of chips with dire consequences for his jeans
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    HD's bbq degenerates into a fight over the last burger
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    Stranraer annual martial arts competition gets underway
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The mind writes a cheque the body nor the jeans can cash
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,333
    TLW post cider seepage proves too much for denim at the annual alcohol induced levitation weekend.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,231
    The Karate Kid IV, Beyond Burgers
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Levi Jeans fail EU emissions tests.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Brian Potter's accident which put him in a wheelchair.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,430
    TLW''s dinner party antics got out of hand after he was too generous with the wine.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Chuck Norris went into a decline after he discovered a taste for donner keebabs.


    The older I get, the better I was.

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