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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Hey Bill, I see you've given Hillary a pearl necklace.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Bill, have you any of those 'special' cigars left?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Donald, that's a more impressive rug than Monica's.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Pull my finger
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    This finger smells of Mattewfalle's mother.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    "...and the best bit, right, you'll love this, the very best bit is I bet I can get them to nominate me as the Republican presidential candidate"
    "Xxxx off, they'd never do that"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    orraloon wrote:
    "...and the best bit, right, you'll love this, the very best bit is I bet I can get them to nominate me as the Republican presidential candidate"
    "Xxxx off, they'd never do that"



    The winner, the Loon in the corner. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Hey hey, chicken for dinner.

    To roll with der Drumpf theme, he likes his golf courses, especially when built on SSSIs in other people's countries.

    10dzm11.jpg
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Accountants, Stevo, Matt and Robin Bastard celebrate sinking their balls into brown holes
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Spot-the-Ball Competition. "Maradona, Hand of God", special edition.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    David Copperfield - " For my next trick I shall attempt to levitate 3 fat American golfers...... Bugger!"
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Moments later, the Irish golf team realised their team kit wasn't a practical joke.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Well this is pants. 4 entries. Can do better. Didn't think it was this poor a picture.

    Can't see owt in rules which prevents me submitting my own entry:

    "Remaining 3 members of Take That rehearse their moves ahead of latest tour."

    I'll give it another 24 hours before awarding (myself :wink: ) the win.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    An Englishman and a Scotsman were playing golf together when The Englishman's ball hit Paddy.

    When Paddy came to, he said to The Englishman, That will cost you five thousand pounds in compensation.'

    'But I said fore,' said The Englishman.

    I'll take it,' said Paddy.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Three fat golfers celebrate the end of a really crap caption comp :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Three camp men in baggy shorts... hang on, is this a crudders get together?
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    The team looked on the bright side in that at least they weren't being sponsored by xhamster.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Ah golf, the pastime of the real athlete; MAMILS, step off the bike, fold away the lycra and dress like a real dork.

    From a particularly dismal selection, the award for the least bad, well in all honesty more of a sympathy vote really for missing out back in February, to wit:
    Mr Goo wrote:
    I was working down in Cornwall all day and got back late. Very sorry to the regulars that I disappointed you, but at least you got the opportunity to get a few cheap shots in.

    goes to Herr Goo for this attempt
    Mr Goo wrote:
    David Copperfield - " For my next trick I shall attempt to levitate 3 fat American golfers...... Bugger!"

    Start the clock.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    because of who won!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Why are we waiting?

    because of who won!
    It was a rhetorical question...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey, he's literally fighting the lefties who disagree with Trump.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Tick, tock...tick, tock...

    I've PM-ed him an oi mate.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    orraloon wrote:
    Tick, tock...tick, tock...

    I've PM-ed him an oi mate.
    I think he'd be more than a little annoyed if his win got given away twice. We don't want another 'Flouncegate' :)
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Oh where has the goo gone.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    crumbschief wrote:
    Oh where has the goo gone.

    Not here
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    "Even the lack of a photo didn't stop Mr Goo's effort generating more comments than orraloon's."
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    ^ Winner :D
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Do you want me to post a picture?
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Do you want me to post a picture?

    Of your sister?

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