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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    TLW1 wrote:
    Why are we waiting

    His OH lets him off the leash at 11.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Not_A_Single_Fuck.jpg
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    The dog said "Look at that rusty exhaust manifold!
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Driver pays a heavy price for rubbernecking.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Making a U turn was harder than wearing a pair of wellies and making her eyes water for this Welsh tourist.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    The worlds' first women drivers' convention gets off to a rocky start.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    "Vanilla is my favourite,it makes all my problems just melt away"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Englebert Humperdincks attempt at getting rid of Tom Jones goes wrong.
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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    D'you want a Flake with that? Nah.

    [Yeah, retro innit]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    The attempt to heal and toe was spoiled by the dog
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Alex quickly bought an ice-cream and walked nonchalently away from the accident. He might have got away with it too if the elastic lanyard of his glasses hadn't trapped in the door.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • N0bodyOfTheGoat
    N0bodyOfTheGoat Posts: 6,057
    The gathering crowd were amazed at how the dog was holding the back of the car up in the air, little did they know that the car was being held up by a man using his head under the rear right wheel while eating an ice cream and balancing on one leg.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    The worlds' first women drivers' convention gets off to a rocky start.

    This has died on its ar5e, so am declaring Stevo the winner.

    That wasn't Mutley was it Stevo?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Why are we waiting?
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Mrs Bally watching Neverenders then?
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    :cry::cry:
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Blimey I won it :shock: Best go look for some piccies...back later.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Why are we waiting...
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Shut it slacker.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Stevo 666 wrote:
    Shut it slacker.

    I am the evil boss, you're a lowly bean counter. Urry the farq up.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Here you go, winner later this week sometime...

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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Yo yo yo dude, check out that double row of teets on that Labradoodle.
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  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Dogs of Bromley shy away from local dog whisperer
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Is it a Badger... is it a Bird... is it a fox, noooooo it's a Womble with a foot pump.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Little Sparky is approached by a forward Chihuahua with very bad breath.
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    edited February 2016
    Seeing 'Dogging' on Clapham Common for the first time left deep emotional scars on pooch.
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  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    Ah mate, brush yer teeth already!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Please don't let your cock meet my poo
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    TLW1 wrote:
    Please don't let your c0#k meet my poo
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  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Vanessa Feltz's holiday in Vietnam had the canine fraternity panicking.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.

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