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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Savile visits Battersea Dogs Home.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Stevo's dressing gown blows open during mutley's morning recreation.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The put WHAT in Pedigree Chum?!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    No efforts for 2 days so I'm calling time on this. Winner (who must also be a stalker as I was actually in the back garden once recently, taking Muttley for an emergency early morning dump wearing only a dressing gown :) ) is:-
    seanoconn wrote:
    Stevo's dressing gown blows open during mutley's morning recreation.

    All yours Orinoco...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are we waiting
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Yeah, hurry up slacker.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Yay! Cheers Stevo.

    I'm no stalker but may I say that dressing gown really suits you :D

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    Winner announced at the weekend.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    seanoconn wrote:
    Yay! Cheers Stevo.

    I'm no stalker but may I say that dressing gown really suits you :D

    Pink with matching fluffy slippers? Perhaps he was on his way to Tesco for some shopping?
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ok lads. After the game can you lads break me in and give me a bit of a stretching in the showers? I may need it.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The labels in her clothes said "12-14", I thought that was the size.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    I was on the 9th tee and this frog told me not to use the driver, use the 3 iron. I scored a hole in one and I gave the frog a kiss and took it back to my hotel room for a celebratory drink. Then it turned into a girl. That's the honest truth your honour.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    blow me and I'll give you a shirt, the question is what does a bag of sweets get me?
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Put your hands on your head if you're a peado
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    The trouble with you young man is you didn't go to Eton and your father isn't the managing partner of the London office of a large American corporate law firm. Go to jail.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    "Slowmart, hurry up and finish me off before my girlfriend gets back from school."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    if I was born in '87 and I'm 28, she was born in...... oh dear!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Come on, blow me and my life
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Old lag I'm going to go easy on you soon since its your first night in clink

    Peado ok

    Old lag so we're going to play mommies and daddies

    Peado well I'll be daddy then ( thinking his arse will stay intact )

    Old lag ok then vine over here and suck moms c0ck
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Feck, I've scored an own goal
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    I knew I should have paid her mum what she asked. Bollox.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    I don't necessarily need grass on the pitch to play you know
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Everything was going just fine until the cheque bounced.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hurry up seano, just don't make every hole sloppy seconds
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Ok I'm calling it and the winner with shaved privates reference is

    "You don't need grass on the pitch to play"

    Take it away Slowmart
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Why are we waiting?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why oh why
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    You might need to give this one away Seano, he's called slowmart for a reason.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Sorry, I've been out riding ..... :wink:


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    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Bill, you'd rather screw the on the one on your left so leave me to screw Hillary.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Bill, keep your hands off the bridesmaids. I don't want stains on their dresses, they're only rented.

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