The return of...Caption Competition

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  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Slowmart wrote:
    He's probably writing a Farage speech....


    In other words copying something from Enoch Powell's repertoire then.

    Can I put my entry in now although the piccie hasn't been posted yet:

    "Here - smell your mother".
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
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    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are the regulars waiting
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    No more waiting for goo,close second was Pinno with
    Pinno wrote:
    "Stand back girls, i'm going to Bangkok".

    So give it to us fella
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Okay... back soon.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Come on, come on, stop drawing it out.

    Bleedin' hell man, get on with it.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are we still waiting
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Hang on you lot.

    Toots 2 has a broken collarbone so I was distracted.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Winner picked when it fizzles out...

    Funny-Drunk-People-Picture-20.jpg
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Dutch tax inspector is seen leaving Stevo' s office
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    TLW tries to find his way back from the pub to his new home
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Pinno wrote:
    Hang on you lot.

    Toots 2 has a broken collarbone so I was distracted.

    No! When did that happen? All ok?

    Anyhow, back to The Competition:

    Man crawls home after smelling his mother on someone's finger.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Hans Knees gives his invisible friend Daisy a lift home.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Slowmart - " Praise be to Nigel Farage".


    Btw. I was working down in Cornwall all day and got back late. Very sorry to the regulars that I disappointed you, but at least you got the opportunity to get a few cheap shots in.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    All grown up Mowgli takes a trip to Abbey Road Studios for a new start.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Mr Goo making his way to his computer after learning of his caption contest victory
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Chris Bass wrote:
    Mr Goo making his way to his computer after learning of his caption contest victory
    :lol: Winner!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Partygoer after Stevo's birthday bash
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Pinno wrote:

    Funny-Drunk-People-Picture-20.jpg
    Matthewfalle has a funny turn after smelling his own finger
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    ^ :D
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Dirk could not understand all the fuss about kerb crawling.
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    Paul McCartney's let himself go.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    The last loon leaves Pinno's gulag having been worked til he dropped.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Arran resurfaces after his long absence, totally shagged, explaining that he'd had to do a full day's work.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Mourinho is seen heading towards old Trafford
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Seano slopes off after realising he's too tight to join Stevo for dinner.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    When he reached the kerb, John the carpet layer realised that it was time to get to Specsavers.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Stevo utterly distraught as Boro reduced to another season in the Championship.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo drops 2p
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Sometimes life can be crawl.