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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Pinno wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    A high quality field and almost impossible to judge. Honourable mentions to Chris Bass, Capt Slog, crumbschief and matthewfalle's late entry but the winner with quality and volume is....

    You w@nker!

    I know, I can't believe the other 3 got a mention either!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Obviously..... Why are we waiting
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    seanoconn wrote:
    Winner announcement.... Winner announcement...

    A high quality field and almost impossible to judge. Honourable mentions to Chris Bass, Capt Slog, crumbschief and matthewfalle's late entry but the winner with quality and volume is....

    city boy

    "Han Solo says you like it up the waste chute!"

    Take it away city boy :D

    I'm just honoured to be mentioned....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Matthewfalle wrote:
    seanoconn wrote:
    Winner announcement.... Winner announcement...

    A high quality field and almost impossible to judge. Honourable mentions to Chris Bass, Capt Slog, crumbschief and matthewfalle's late entry but the winner with quality and volume is....

    city boy

    "Han Solo says you like it up the waste chute!"

    Take it away city boy :D

    I'm just honoured to be mentioned....

    Don't be a sooky sooky sook.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Winning is such a fantastic feeling (Arsenal fans will just have to take my word for it :wink: )

    Winner announced Sunday.

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    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Hey never mind the beheading watch this,i've been practising the moonwalk.
  • chrisaonabike
    chrisaonabike Posts: 1,914
    "I don't care Betty dear, you can't go out in public unless you shave, and if you won't do it yourself I'll have the Sergeant here do it for you."
    Is the gorilla tired yet?
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    "He was my brother Sylvest
    A row of 40 medals on his chest"
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Over here is my best friend Donald trump who wants to check your religious status
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    Moments after this shot was taken, the Duke of Edinburgh called Sheik Mansoor a greasy spick, to which he calmly replied:
    "I was told you are a bit thick and by the way, I am Arabic - people tend to call us towel heads".
    Prince Philip didn't stop laughing until Prince Andrew informed him that the whole Saudi Arms deal had been cancelled.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Listen Johnny, just ask, the Brits will give you anything. Look at me, I'm Greek and they've bankrolled me for near enough 70 years, even though I've been sh4gging my cousin. Ker-ching.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Over here we have electric stun batons, Next door are the killer drones and my absolute favourite, electric collars, press a button and hey Presto. Compliance in even the most radical of democracy supporters.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Phil the Greek to Sheik. Over here is the drinks trolley, I know you arab types love a single malt once you're out of your backward countries.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    <Adopt awfully posh voice> Come here. Smell your mother.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    (voice from out of shot)

    I say! You three! Get orf ones lawn!


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Over here is the current Prime Minister and I must say his rim jobs are better than Tony's.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    "Ok, let me get this straight. You have 17 wives and none of them tell you what to do!?
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    "You're a Prince, you are only allowed one wife and she's how old!?"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Just watch your valuables around here, Sheik. Some bugger even stole the meat off this guardsmen's kebab.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    Yes, yes, now I recognise you! You won that silly Eurovision singing thing last year, didn't you? I'd recognise that beard and frock anywhere...
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    "Young man, there's no need to feel down
    I said young man, pick yourself off the ground..."
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    So Sheik Asticat,i hope this one will do,he said he will keep the hat on as i know you like to ride bear back.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    So you're telling me it's easier to just chop their head off rather than drive them into a concrete pillar and make it look like an accident?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    And this is Stevo, he'll launder all your ill gotten gains
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    City Boy wrote:
    Winning is such a fantastic feeling (Arsenal fans will just have to take my word for it :wink: )

    Winner announced Sunday.

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    Look, it doesn't matter how much money you put into City, they will always be shyte.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    A very difficult decision to made on this one fellas, with some very notable contributions.

    So after much deliberation, the winner is...

    crumbschief wrote:
    Hey never mind the beheading watch this,i've been practising the moonwalk.

    I imagined this line in the voice of Hugh Dennis in one of his Mock the Week voice-overs...very funny :D

    Over to you Crumbschief...
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Why are we waiting.....
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    Good to hear,ok everyone winner on Wednesday go frit.

    Maybe that last pic was a bit obscure how about this


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  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Edward's new tackle added substance to the term coarse fishing.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Emma preferred coffee
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי

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