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  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    7A768A8D-238D-4E0B-9E75-C7D4336F6CEC_zpsclkz4fs8.jpg

    Winner announced Wednesday
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Suck my finger
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    The odd bloke behind me is called Stevo and you WILL pretend to like him.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    You are not wearing a helmet, I will be informing the Road General Inter Stellar Police.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,157
    Pull my finger
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    Listen you, you might be a Princess but you ain't coming in here wearing trainers.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    You're name's not down and you're not coming in.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Jeremy Kyle was more nervous than normal whilst waiting for the results of the DNA test
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    Knickers off ready when I come home.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    You're a very naughty girl.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Wheelspinner
    Wheelspinner Posts: 6,696
    You think I look a dork in this helmet and cape?? Whoa girlfriend! Have you even seen what they did to your hair?
    Open One+ BMC TE29 Seven 622SL On One Scandal Cervelo RS
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Is that a bagel?


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    Right missy, what have you done with the doors off the two fire extinguisher cabinets?
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • city_boy
    city_boy Posts: 1,616
    According to Han Solo, you love it up the waste chute...!
    Statistically, 6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    We searched the Death Star and there isn't a single piece of Haribo left. You will return to earth and go to Lidl to get some or I will mess up that silly hair-do.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    I know there is no gravity here but you really should still wear a bra
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    No it is all one word,there is no space in vader
  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
    Do YOU know happened to Cleat?
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    turn round, touch your toes and don't be alarmed if my finger feels thicker and longer than it looks.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,428
    What did you just say about my downhill outfit?
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
    ...and if you do sit on my face, be careful, it's sharp.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Finesilver24 wrote:
    Do YOU know happened to Cleat?
    Intriguing, do YOU know what happened to Cleat?

    *This is not an entry*
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Wow some great entries, keep em coming. And for the sickos, they are father and daughter!
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Look! The cafeteria's doing penne all'arrabiata again.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    You did too. I definitely heard you say my bum looks big in this.
  • Finesilver24
    Finesilver24 Posts: 140
    Oh, I get it. You're Danish.
  • crumbschief
    crumbschief Posts: 3,399
    I like that little bit you have left after shaving,so with much merth i welcome you to The Tufty Club,remember find the safest place to cross,then stop.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    <Adopt Darth Vader voice> bend foooorrrwwaaard. Smell your mother.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Winner announcement.... Winner announcement...

    A high quality field and almost impossible to judge. Honourable mentions to Chris Bass, Capt Slog, crumbschief and matthewfalle's late entry but the winner with quality and volume is....

    city boy

    "Han Solo says you like it up the waste chute!"

    Take it away city boy :D
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,330
    seanoconn wrote:
    A high quality field and almost impossible to judge. Honourable mentions to Chris Bass, Capt Slog, crumbschief and matthewfalle's late entry but the winner with quality and volume is....

    You w@nker!
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!

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