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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Stevo still failed to pack a puncture repair kit but had remembered to tape the repair process to his handlebars.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • jawooga
    jawooga Posts: 530
    Woman in trouble on Jamie Oliver's tongue.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Stevo wondered if his incontinence was becoming more noticeable.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo taking part in the cycling version of 'Deliverance'. Squeal like a pig, Stevo.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    New Edinburgh to Glasgow highway proudly opened by Nicola Sturgeon.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Some of the first pictures from the "New Horizons" space-probe were surprising to say the least.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Slowmart's smugness finally explodes in mid-sportive.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    "Go cycling on Australia they said. Wall to wall sunshine and empty roads they said...i'll fHGHTGG 'ave em when I get back to Bradford".
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    and the winn.... actually that's probably a bit strong, the least loser is
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19650348#p19650348]Slowmart[/url] wrote:
    Crudders reinforce why they call their cycle a pushbike.

    chosen for insulting as many other forum members as possible (and leaving roadies out of it, except for those who swing both ways) without being too specific!

    take it away slow one
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Cheers Mr B

    paristours1950puncture.jpg


    Winner announced Sunday night.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Slowfart throws his toys out the pram after realising he has been conned into giving out his phone number by a really obvious wind up thread.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Ugo's move to the West Midlands hits a snag when his family leave him behind and drive off with the furniture shouting "well you built the wheel, you sort it!"
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    The testosterone injections made Luke (formerly Lucy), a match for the men but didn't get rid of her bust.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Ugo's dad has a eureka moment and invents the hula hoop.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Karma for Stevo
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Camp Stevo "Help! Please help!"

    Passing minion "F*ck you Stevo!"
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Robert Millar denies sex change.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Slowmart's attempt to get a particular type of caption gets it's first bite :wink:
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    This picture, taken in Black and White to give it a Retro look is a picture of Team 47b dressed in his Retro kit. He got a front wheel puncture in his Retro tyre on his Retro bike in his Retro kit on the way to a Retro car bash in Portugal. His wife came and picked him up later (in his Retro car). Later, he ate tripe and bread with dripping with a glass of warm ale.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    The first recorded moment of when a roadie realises how much more fun mountain biking is.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • tim_wand
    tim_wand Posts: 2,552
    The love child of Beryl Burton and Eddie Merckx would have been one hell of a rider if He/She didn't suffer so many mechanicals.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    [url=http://www.bikeradar.com/forums/viewtopic.php?p=19654419#p19654419]Cornerblock[/url] wrote:
    Ugo's move to the West Midlands hits a snag when his family leave him behind and drive off with the furniture shouting "well you built the wheel, you sort it!"


    The winner.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • cornerblock
    cornerblock Posts: 3,228
    Why thank you Slowmart. Next up is this....

    VTS04-29-13LN-blog480.jpg

    Winner to be announced....Thursday or Friday..who knows? Who cares? :wink:
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Stevo takes a bath in Barcelona outside of the '5 Star villa'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Bikes n Guns attempts to shoot feral urbanised Dolphins.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Scottish Police recruit is told to go and fetch a wet weight/wait.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    The only similarity between Manuel the poor plumber and Stevo the tory accountunt was all their orifices were full of someone else's liquid.... :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    T47 parks his bubble car in the wrong puddle.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The Shawshank redemption's first escape attempt didn't go well
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Finchy attempts to outdo mamba80 in their 'Four Yorkshiremen - we had it hard in our day' competition.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]

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