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  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    the lynx effect adverts were a bit different in North Korea
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
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    When I said I wanted 'girls with helmets', I meant Lady-Boys.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Mods enjoy the trappings of power.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Kim Jung Un celeblates his first election. It took 7 female squaddies and a packet of 50 viagra but he persevered and he got there in the end.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Girls stick to Esteemed Leader's velcro armpits shocker
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    A happy Kim Jung Un emerges after an arduous but successful 3 weeks negotiating a SKY sports package for under £30 quid a month.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Kim Ooo Twit Woo whispers softly in her honolable leaders ear that he has a c0ck twice the size of Obama's (despite it being a Bantam).
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Kim Kardashian mobbed on recent trip to Phnom Penh.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    Kim Jong Un mobbed at Glastonbury after his rendition of Lock Alound the Cwok.
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    "I'm not so ronery any more..."
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Simon Cowell gets mobbed by N Korean wannabes.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    Despair as some ladies find out that the Esteemed Leader is just a chubby dick-head in a black suit.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Soldiers are distraught when Kim tells them he has eaten Butch, the regimental mascot.
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Pina gets mobbed by his gulag guards on his return to the Democratic People's Republic of Stranraer.
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Is it time for me to judge this farce now? I was being moaned at in some other thread about not heading across here but due to too much Dr Pepper (the carbonated soft drink that is) this morning my head has gone a bit funny.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Yes, it was time for you to judge this farce 4 days ago....
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    Is it time for me to judge this farce now? I was being moaned at in some other thread about not heading across here but due to too much Dr Pepper (the carbonated soft drink that is) this morning my head has gone a bit funny.

    Well I guess we now know what the worst that could happen is!
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    The novelty sleeves on his new military jacket weren't the most practical.


    This one then. I like the "straight to the point no obvious lady boy" tone to it.

    Apologies about the delay though - I must admit to being enthralled by the 70 page long thread about different types of razors I found in Communting General.....
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    i'll see what gets through the internet filters at work and post something in a second....
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Why are we waiting
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    oh yeah, sorry, i was obviously overcome with emotion and forgot to say:

    this is the greatest moment of my life, I never expected it, growing up i watched all the great caption contest entrants and never dared to dream that one day i'd be at the pinnacle, the very top of it all.

    here you are, winner whenever you all get bored:

    IMG_6832-muudypiste-brazil.jpg
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Stevo's morning went from bad to worse.
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    First aspect decided that uphill gardening wasn't really his forte however much he wanted to prove himself to the home boyz in the commenters club.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    The 'tomato fest' might be great fun, but some of us poor buggers have to commute afterwards.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Crudders reinforce why they call their cycle a pushbike.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    The amount of shyyyte that flows from F'Tard's keyboard finally overtakes the world.
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    Stevo regrets following a very nervous Pina on his first downhill run
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Just an ordinary summer commute for the average commuter in Stranraer.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Matthew h has a few too many the night before a big sportive and wins by drownng the other riders.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Gina's road ahead wan't as tough as the Greeks'.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!