The return of...Caption Competition

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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    edited July 2015
    Seconds after the 'totty' arrived, his helmet swelled and went pink.

    Ok if MH is knows sweet FA, sorry, or into todays PC speak, having more training then it's over to FS.


    Just pick a good picture. :shock:
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Seconds after the 'totty' arrived, his helmet swelled and went pink.

    Ok if MH is knows sweet FA, sorry, into days PC speak, having more training then it's over to FS.


    Just pick a good picture. :shock:

    In English please?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So if MF is on a training course until the end of the week Finesilver was the next best entry.


    Over to Finesilver
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Why are we still waiting...
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    I PM'd him. Is there a default 3rd?
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    So whoever is first to post a pic is the winner......
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • Matthewfalle
    Matthewfalle Posts: 17,380
    Sniff, I can't believe I've won. I've never won anything before. Even the game of life has generally shatt on me. Anyhow, as a starter on my new winning way of being, have some of this adulation:

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    As you have guessed, I cannot work the internet. Anyone transform that link into a piccie?
    Postby team47b » Sun Jun 28, 2015 11:53 am

    De Sisti wrote:
    This is one of the silliest threads I've come across. :lol:

    Recognition at last Matthew, well done!, a justified honour :D
    smithy21 wrote:

    He's right you know.
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Independent Medias' content risk assessment goes off the scale when North Korea's cyber squad learn that their beloved leader is to be ridiculed on the bottom bracket.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Revealed at last. Kim cum-dump has an online persona called matthewfalle. Suspicions were first raised when MF talked of himself in the third person and showed signs of megalomania and world domination.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    Hey girls, grab my God like body.

    (Pity its like a fat Buddha thought one of the girls but she was hungry and a big mac was on offer).
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    "So who likes chicken"?

    Me, me, me

    "Who likes turkey"

    me me me

    "Well suck my manhood coz that's foul as well"
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    The Socialist cause he defends With iron will and courage. He raises national honour Far and wide throughout the world. He is the champion of justice, Standing for independence.

    Long live, long live, General Kim Jong-Un! Long live, long live, General Kim Jong-Un
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • seanoconn
    seanoconn Posts: 11,674
    Wow those cyber hackers are good! ^^ :shock:
    Pinno, מלך אידיוט וחרא מכונאי
  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
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    I thought her face was familiar. Do you reckon this is the same person?

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    Kaye Forster, now a BBC East Midlands weather presenter.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    edited July 2015
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    North Korean pilot of TV's "Take me out", shows there is still some work to do.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    [Kaye Forster looks like she needs at least 1 square meal a day]
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
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  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Kim Jung Un publicly celebrates his first dump after 7 years. His entourage are just as relieved.
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  • capt_slog
    capt_slog Posts: 3,974
    [Kaye Forster looks like she needs at least 1 square meal a day]

    I agree, she's very thin, but she looks good with it somehow. A very elegant looking lady on the tv.


    The older I get, the better I was.

  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    [Kaye Forster looks like she needs at least 1 square meal a day]

    I agree, she's very thin, but she looks good with it somehow. A very elegant looking lady on the tv.

    Just reminds me of a joke: What's the noisiest thing around? 2 skeletons screwing on a corrugated roof.
    Not for me mate. Women should have curves.
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  • Stevo_666
    Stevo_666 Posts: 61,424
    Comrade Pinno enjoys his 15 minutes of fame after being elected to lead the Stranraer council rubbish collection department.
    "I spent most of my money on birds, booze and fast cars: the rest of it I just squandered." [George Best]
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Most loyal subject Pinno quickly sacks his administrative staff after meeting them for the first time.
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  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu
  • pinno
    pinno Posts: 52,327
    Pinno recruits a new member of his administrative staff and is much happier especially with the gift of a pie.
    seanoconn - gruagach craic!
  • tlw1
    tlw1 Posts: 22,156
    The hairdressers kids have to hold back the dickhater when he sees his new style in the mirror
  • ballysmate
    ballysmate Posts: 15,930
    Stevo tells the applicants for the post of minion that they don't get a second interview as their norks are too small.
  • mr_goo
    mr_goo Posts: 3,770
    'Oh Supreme Leader!, We love you long time.'
    Always be yourself, unless you can be Aaron Rodgers....Then always be Aaron Rodgers.
  • orraloon
    orraloon Posts: 13,230
    'Ok ladeez, where's my helmet?'
  • chris_bass
    chris_bass Posts: 4,913
    The novelty sleeves on his new military jacket weren't the most practical.
    www.conjunctivitis.com - a site for sore eyes
  • slowmart
    slowmart Posts: 4,516
    sucky sucky $5.
    “Give a man a fish and feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish and feed him for a lifetime. Teach a man to cycle and he will realize fishing is stupid and boring”

    Desmond Tutu