The 'I've still got it thread' :)

seanoconn

Slowmart wrote:

Have you lot ever considered the following?

You have a British Passport which may be most attractive aspect you have?


The game "flirting with an old bloke" is played out on mumsnet to see how many blokes they can raise an eyebrow at who then respond by,

Smiling back 10 points
Corny attempt at a chat up line 50 points
Or a belly suck and a twinkle in the eye 180 points

Considered then quickly dismissed by my massive ego

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

Ding Ding! 2 today, I'm on fire!

But enough about me, any more?

I told you about hanging around the blind school gates at home time...

seanoconn

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ding Ding! 2 today, I'm on fire!

But enough about me, any more?

I told you about hanging around the blind school gates at home time...

No, you didn't!

DavidBelcher

Slowmart wrote:

You have a British Passport which may be most attractive aspect you have?

Indeed. Be wary of unwelcome attention from ex-posh department store and football club-owning businessmen.

David

ballysmate

seanoconn wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ding Ding! 2 today, I'm on fire!

But enough about me, any more?

I told you about hanging around the blind school gates at home time...

No, you didn't!

I think he did, Sean. I remember him saying it was his patch and he had just purchased a big bag of sweets for the occasion. :shock:

Stevo_666

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ding Ding! 2 today, I'm on fire!

But enough about me, any more?

I told you about hanging around the blind school gates at home time...

No, you didn't!

I think he did, Sean. I remember him saying it was his patch and he had just purchased a big bag of sweets for the occasion. :shock:

Yep, it was a vicious fight to take over Bally's patch though

arran77

Stevo 666 wrote:

Ballysmate wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Stevo 666 wrote:

seanoconn wrote:

Ding Ding! 2 today, I'm on fire!

But enough about me, any more?

I told you about hanging around the blind school gates at home time...

No, you didn't!

I think he did, Sean. I remember him saying it was his patch and he had just purchased a big bag of sweets for the occasion. :shock:

Yep, it was a vicious fight to take over Bally's patch though

Are you leaving the 'special' kids to Bally

goonz

I got asked by a 24 yr old at work (blonde blue eyes fit) when Im going to take her out for a drink. Think thats a win.

Stevo_666

goonz wrote:

I got asked by a 24 yr old at work (blonde blue eyes fit) when Im going to take her out for a drink. Think thats a win.

If you accepted, yes, otherwise you're a massive wuss

goonz

Stevo 666 wrote:

goonz wrote:

I got asked by a 24 yr old at work (blonde blue eyes fit) when Im going to take her out for a drink. Think thats a win.

If you accepted, yes, otherwise you're a massive wuss

Easy now I need to know to quit whilst I'm ahead. Plus I'm a married man. Flirting is one thing, going through with it now is a step too far. It's killing me inside but I'm not about to ruin my marriage.

Stevo_666

goonz wrote:

Easy now I need to know to quit whilst I'm ahead. Plus I'm a married man. Flirting is one thing, going through with it now is a step too far. It's killing me inside but I'm not about to ruin my marriage.

No, you should have quit when you got some head :P Your only crime would be getting caught...

goonz

Actually come to think of it now you put it so eloquently, f*uck it!

Stevo_666

I like being a bad influence :twisted:

seanoconn

goonz wrote:

Actually come to think of it now you put it so eloquently, f*uck it!

Ah goonz, don't listen to Stevo, he's the Devil!

But well played

seanoconn

The only staff member to receive a Xmas card from the gorgeous red head who visits twice a week 8)

I did ask for a card from her but that's not the point

Stevo_666

seanoconn wrote:

goonz wrote:

Actually come to think of it now you put it so eloquently, f*uck it!

Ah goonz, don't listen to Stevo, he's the Devil!

But well played

From left to right: Me, goonz and Seano.

Stevo_666

Got got a nice smile and some good chat from a good looking red head on the tills at Waitrose this morning. She had a posh voice and a nice rack as a bonus. Think I'll have to go back tomorrow as I'm sure I forgot some stuff

antsmithmk

Spot the reoccurrimg theme... Redheads!

Stevo_666

Managed to get some good flirting time over a beer on Friday after work with the good looking girl from Hong Kong who started temping at our place a week ago. Might have to wait till she leaves before I do anything else - 'Don't pork the payroll' is a sensible course of action

HellsCyclist

seanoconn wrote:

Married men only.

If you've succeeded in eeking out a smile, hello or some flirtation from an attractive woman (not your wife) you've still got it Give yourself a pat on the back and a Ding for every ego boost.

Ding!

Blonde Polish cyclist that smiles and says hello everyday anyway, little ding.

Not sure if it counts but I still have a hand print on my left cheek. Its very sore. Impossible for me to sit down comfortably.

Pross

Out on New Year's Eve with my wife and friends at a nice hotel. I was dancing with the wife when two women got between us and started dancing. I assumed it was unintentional but I was sat down a few minutes later whilst the wife was stood chatting with friends a few metres away and the one girl started 'pole dancing' on my wife's empty chair while giving me the eye. My wife had to even support the chair so it didn't fall over. She was then laughing her head off when the girl started chatting me up and asking me to go out to the bar for a bit of privacy. It was only later my wife said I should have gone with her as she was really pretty (and about 10 - 15 years younger than me) - she could have told me at the time and before her friend had come to escort her back to her own table Now she might have been slightly tipsy but it certainly boosted my self-esteem (and other things!).

Also overheard one of my wife's young colleagues talking to another and saying how good looking I was for 'an older man'. I wasn't quite sure whether to be happy or sad with that one but then decided as she was the best part of 20 years younger than me (and gorgeous) that I'd take it as a complement.

arran77

Pross, it's taken you until now to brag about this :shock: I would have been straight on here telling everyone

Pross

I've been busy telling everyone else Should have taken my chances as well as I haven't had any other offers since

seanoconn

Pross wrote:

Out on New Year's Eve with my wife and friends at a nice hotel. I was dancing with the wife when two women got between us and started dancing. I assumed it was unintentional but I was sat down a few minutes later whilst the wife was stood chatting with friends a few metres away and the one girl started 'pole dancing' on my wife's empty chair while giving me the eye. My wife had to even support the chair so it didn't fall over. She was then laughing her head off when the girl started chatting me up and asking me to go out to the bar for a bit of privacy. It was only later my wife said I should have gone with her as she was really pretty (and about 10 - 15 years younger than me) - she could have told me at the time and before her friend had come to escort her back to her own table Now she might have been slightly tipsy but it certainly boosted my self-esteem (and other things!).

Also overheard one of my wife's young colleagues talking to another and saying how good looking I was for 'an older man'. I wasn't quite sure whether to be happy or sad with that one but then decided as she was the best part of 20 years younger than me (and gorgeous) that I'd take it as a complement.

You're on fire Pross!l Well played sir

jordan_217

Pross wrote:

Out on New Year's Eve with my wife and friends at a nice hotel. I was dancing with the wife when two women got between us and started dancing. I assumed it was unintentional but I was sat down a few minutes later whilst the wife was stood chatting with friends a few metres away and the one girl started 'pole dancing' on my wife's empty chair while giving me the eye. My wife had to even support the chair so it didn't fall over. She was then laughing her head off when the girl started chatting me up and asking me to go out to the bar for a bit of privacy. It was only later my wife said I should have gone with her as she was really pretty (and about 10 - 15 years younger than me) - she could have told me at the time and before her friend had come to escort her back to her own table Now she might have been slightly tipsy but it certainly boosted my self-esteem (and other things!).

Also overheard one of my wife's young colleagues talking to another and saying how good looking I was for 'an older man'. I wasn't quite sure whether to be happy or sad with that one but then decided as she was the best part of 20 years younger than me (and gorgeous) that I'd take it as a complement.

Don't get excited. I was out with you on New Years Eve and she tried it on with me too. I think you are biggin' her up a bit though:

Pross

Problem is I never had that sort of thing happen when young and single. Why does life work that way? :?

florerider

Pross wrote:

Problem is I never had that sort of thing happen when young and single. Why does life work that way? :?

you mean no one told you you were not bad looking for an older man when you were young :roll:

Pross

Hey, I'd have settled for it! But I meant I didn't get chatted up by attractive women (probably not ugly ones either thinking about it).

seanoconn

Pross wrote:

Problem is I never had that sort of thing happen when young and single. Why does life work that way? :?

Women can smell desperation. As soon as you become unattainable you turn into catnip!

seanoconn

Check out my Christmas/New Year 'I've still got it' tale.

Since October I'd been chatting to the incredible gorgeous and lovely, perfect in every way, woman of my dreams (sounding dangerous right!) 3 times in the week when I dropped my son at nursery. The last day before Christmas break, I gave her a fairly innocent Happy Christmas kiss. The first day back after the new year, I gave her a Happy New year hug, as you do :oops: The next day as I was leaving, I cheekily apologised for not having an excuse to hug her, to which she replied "That's such a shame." My response was "Actually I don't need an excuse to hug you and I'm not waiting till your birthday!" (In Oct) She said "No, please don't wait." And then blushed bright crimson. I touched her cheek with my hand, which she held to her face, then I left as usual.....

5 weeks later, happy, dazed, disorientated and guilt ridden, I am now separated from my wife and in the process of selling my flat to move in with dream girl!!

If you still have it, be careful what you wish for chaps!!