Giro Stage 5 - Spoiler Thread

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  • dish_dash
    dish_dash Posts: 5,647
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?

    Gotta do something different from the ice man right?
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Reminiscent of Lorenzo Bernucci's TDF win in Nancy, 2005.

    Ah, here's John YAAAAAH Degenkolb.
  • junglist_matty
    junglist_matty Posts: 1,731
    What a rubbish stage
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?


    He seriously needs to shave off that 'tache
  • thomthom
    thomthom Posts: 3,574
    junglist_matty wrote:
    What a rubbish stage
    It was what it was. A sprint stage..
  • ad_snow
    ad_snow Posts: 469
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    www.adriansnowcycling.blogspot.com
  • chrisday
    chrisday Posts: 300
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.

    Radio 5 commentary also saying the same.
    @shraap | My Men 2016: G, Yogi, Cav, Boonen, Degenkolb, Martin, J-Rod, Kudus, Chaves
  • Macaloon
    Macaloon Posts: 5,545
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    Was somebody crossing?
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  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    dish_dash wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?

    Gotta do something different from the ice man right?

    Degenkolb and Kittel just kicking back relaxing at a training camp:

    BeavisandButthead_zps9a774b6f.jpg
    Correlation is not causation.
  • Lichtblick
    Lichtblick Posts: 1,434
    Don't all those grey buildings look somewhat post-Apocalyptic?
  • afx237vi
    afx237vi Posts: 12,630
    Macaloon wrote:
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    Was somebody crossing?

    A newly painted zebra, clearly.
  • junglist_matty
    junglist_matty Posts: 1,731
    Macaloon wrote:
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    Was somebody crossing?

    lol!
  • tailwindhome
    tailwindhome Posts: 19,434
    chrisday wrote:
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.

    Radio 5 commentary also saying the same.

    A dog on stage 1, now a feckin' zebra.....
    “New York has the haircuts, London has the trousers, but Belfast has the reason!
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Macaloon wrote:
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    Was somebody crossing?


    The man says - a zebra. God knows who let that roam around
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?


    He seriously needs to shave off that 'tache

    He gets no boners for the tache.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    Wiggins loses more time?
  • Richmond Racer
    Richmond Racer Posts: 8,561
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?


    He seriously needs to shave off that 'tache

    He gets no boners for the tache.


    You said it, ATC, you said it
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    Macaloon wrote:
    ad_snow wrote:
    Cyclingnews speculating that a newly painted zebra crossing caused the crash.
    Was somebody crossing?


    The man says - a zebra. God knows who let that roam around

    It's all right the local road engineer will find it's head in their bed later.


    I will stop with the Italian stereotypes now.
    Correlation is not causation.
  • chrisday
    chrisday Posts: 300
    R5 fretting a bit - not spotted Wiggins at all on "results computer", seemed to be flagging in lead in.

    My speculation: has he come down with same thing as Cataldo?
    @shraap | My Men 2016: G, Yogi, Cav, Boonen, Degenkolb, Martin, J-Rod, Kudus, Chaves
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908
    wiggins lost time again?
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • gingermagician
    gingermagician Posts: 326
    DeadCalm wrote:
    Wiggins loses more time?
    Looks like it - wasn't in the top 10 they've just shown on screen...
  • frenchfighter
    frenchfighter Posts: 30,642
    John Degenkolb went deep to win today.
    "It was a hard finish, especially the last kilometre. It was super fast and then there was the crash. I saw I had a gap and so I had to go full gas for the last 800 metres. I was empty when I hit the line but it's great to win," he said.
    Contador is the Greatest
  • DeadCalm
    DeadCalm Posts: 4,249
    ES not noticed.
  • mididoctors
    mididoctors Posts: 18,908
    then its all down Henao
    "If I was a 38 year old man, I definitely wouldn't be riding a bright yellow bike with Hello Kitty disc wheels, put it that way. What we're witnessing here is the world's most high profile mid-life crisis" Afx237vi Mon Jul 20, 2009 2:43 pm
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    Above The Cows wrote:
    dish_dash wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?

    Gotta do something different from the ice man right?

    Degenkolb and Kittel just kicking back relaxing at a training camp:

    BeavisandButthead_zps9a774b6f.jpg

    huhuh... you said 'oversized flange' huhuhuh
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

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  • doug5_10
    doug5_10 Posts: 465
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?


    He seriously needs to shave off that 'tache

    He's German, leave him alone!

    Quigley is starting to get on my t!ts now, really noticing Harmon's absence. He's appalling at identifying riders from other than a close up of their race number, even then you can here the pause before he checks his notes. Sean is starting to pipe up with identifications now, you never hear that with Harmon. And 'Gallopers' rates alongside Kirby's 'End Game' in annoying repetitiveness
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  • chrisday
    chrisday Posts: 300
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    huhuh... you said 'oversized flange' huhuhuh

    huhuh... you said 'deep rim' 'huhuhuh
    @shraap | My Men 2016: G, Yogi, Cav, Boonen, Degenkolb, Martin, J-Rod, Kudus, Chaves
  • disgruntledgoat
    disgruntledgoat Posts: 8,957
    mididoctors wrote:
    then its all down Henao


    After losing minimal time on two early stages? Bit premature that...
    "In many ways, my story was that of a raging, Christ-like figure who hauled himself off the cross, looked up at the Romans with blood in his eyes and said 'My turn, sock cookers'"

    @gietvangent
  • Macaloon
    Macaloon Posts: 5,545
    Above The Cows wrote:
    Richmond Racer wrote:
    Above The Cows wrote:
    What's with the facial hair? :?


    He seriously needs to shave off that 'tache

    He gets no boners for the tache.

    Nor bosoms if we want to drop the misandry for a stage or two
    ...a rare 100% loyal Pro Race poster. A poster boy for the community.
  • above_the_cows
    above_the_cows Posts: 11,406
    chrisday wrote:
    disgruntledgoat wrote:
    huhuh... you said 'oversized flange' huhuhuh

    huhuh... you said 'deep rim' 'huhuhuh

    Huhhuh, they keep saying boners on BikeRadar, huhhuh.
    Correlation is not causation.

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