Tell us.....................What is your Job ?

symo

Mechanical Design Engineer by degree but have worked in energy most of the time (mainly gas turbines) around the world. Currently though I am an installation project manager for large offshore wind farms.

Commute to office by bike, but have to travel a lot; try to take a turbo, although bit difficult to do in hand luggage.

dmclite-3.0

I'm a murderer.

nunowoolmez

Lol!! Is that on a voluntary bssis, or are you paid like me?

Guns for show, knives for a pro...

FSR_XC

Business development and tester for one of the biggest sellers of sports action cameras, vehicle safety cameras and surveillance equipment in the UK.

Ands

I work for bank (but I'm not a banker...I work in the technology centre for the the corporate banking arm) in the lovely Chesire countryside. Great location for riding to work (I have on occasion) but unfortunately it does not fit in well with having to do the school run .

andy_s_t

I'm a Structural / Mechanical Design Engineer, used to design towers & masts but now design industrial storage solutions. I run my own photography business in my spare time too.

the playing mantis

norfolk based train driver, dont remember your username, but assume u drive for greater anglia into lvpl street???

if so please can you explain, a why the service is so gash and late for us commuters, and b why you drivers never ever ever announce to your passengers the cause of said delays for example when the trains grind to a crawl approaching ilford or decide to stop outside shenfield for no apparent reason when the train in front went through 10 minutes ago???!!!

thanks

tomhowells

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you....

seanorawe

Civil Servant. Hoping one day to work for the ambulance service. If they ever recruit. Untl then it drinking tea in a small office.

DapperRob

I sell (raw granular) plastic. The actual plasticy kind; not the metaphorical credit card kind.
Full job title is something like "Internals Sales Representative & Export Manager"

hipshot

I trawl internet forums looking for the longest most soporific threads.

nacnudsmada

I sell boats!

DavidJB

Program stuff.

sancho_panza

teacher - literature, international school, live-in.

verylonglegs

Fixing things...electronics.

MattC59

Selling stuff

CambsNewbie

I spend most of my working day telling people how to act like adults and on the weekend trying to stop them fighting and killing each other when drunk...

Crispyapp

I'm a plasterer, some say its an art form.... I say it's bloody hard graft.

dylanfernley

out of work joiner .... having a break... am not working for dole money...

frgazza

Catholic parish priest

Dan_Giant

Im an avionics technician in the RAF working on Tornado GR4 aircraft. I like it :-D

polska1979

Unified Communications Solutions Architect - Work from Home which is great for getting out on the bike when its quiet, have to be careful though as my boss follows me on strava

superfourben

I'm a stage manager for an international opera company, good fun and beats working in an office, however the cycling helps with exposure to daylight as a lot of the time is spent in the dark!

DavidJB

polska1979 wrote:

Unified Communications Solutions Architect - Work from Home which is great for getting out on the bike when its quiet, have to be careful though as my boss follows me on strava

Dont upload everything to strava? :shock:

kieranb

full time evil genius plotting world domination

Richj

IShaggy wrote:

I few techie IT nerds, but not as many as I would have thought. I'm a technical architect working for a IT consultancy and specialising in Microsoft business intelligence systems. Basically, I help clients to refine their business requirements, and then scope the systems, before defining functional requirements and then working with the developers to implement the systems. How's that for nerdy

I'd be the developer trying to implement the system then!!

bluedog99

Train Driver in the North West of England.

thegreatdivide

Dan_Giant wrote:

Im an avionics technician in the RAF working on Tornado GR4 aircraft. I like it :-D

Playing with big toys. Lucky baxtard! Are you at Lossie or Marham?

Dan_Giant

thegreatdivide wrote:

Dan_Giant wrote:

Im an avionics technician in the RAF working on Tornado GR4 aircraft. I like it :-D

Playing with big toys. Lucky baxtard! Are you at Lossie or Marham?

They are defo big boy toys. Im at Marham (thankfully as lossie is a bit to far from home for me, and a lot colder!)

twoshots

I design Formula One engines (with the help of many clever people).